Donnerstag, 16. April 2015

OMG IT'S SPRING LET'S SING!


OMG #Gaypril is such a whirlwind of craziness and FUN that I can't really organize my ideas into any sort of linear shape, so instead I will just list a bunch of seemingly unrelated thoughts and anecdotes that are swirling around in my kaleidoscope brain!
- Naked Boys Reading was fucking awesome. Read about it HERE. If you missed it, be sad. But don't be too sad, cos they'll be back on JUNE 25th! SAVE THE DATE, kids!

- PUSSY FAGGOT! was almost awesome-er. Hosted by the legendary PENNY ARCADE (who once belonged to Andy Warhol's Factory!), with stunning performances by MJ WOODBRIDGE, SCOTTY THE BLUE BUNNY, SHEILA WOLF, BOURGEOIS & MAURICE and the list goes on... PUSSY FAGGOT was friggin' EPIC! Thanks to PANSY & EARL DAX for bringing NYC's finest to Ronson's!

- How awesome is this weather? Who loves the sun? (Not everyone, says Lou Reed.)

- Dermal synthesis of vitamin D from cholesterol is dependent on sun exposure (specifically UVB radiation).

- Sonne macht rollig!

- Italics should be used more often, even when totally inappopriate.

- PANTY SPLATTERS is tonight!

- BOTTOMS (NYC) - LIVE! is NEXT WEEK with DJ SVETLANA PALL MALL!

- You can sing with a live piano player this upcoming Blue Tuesday!

- Lastly on the list: check out Stereo Total's new music video featuring MONSTER RONSON!





HOW CUTE IS THAT?!

See U kitties!



DONNERSTAG 16.4.15 ab 22 Uhr -- PANTY SPLATTERS w/ T-WORD, MYSTI & RIPSY

HOT VIDZ. SEXY SINGING. TASTELESS DANCING. SHOT SLUTS. HARD FUCKS. TENDER KISSES. SLOPPY SECONDS. & A PANTY RAFFLE (DUH).

Free shots for the first Karaoke singers... cum early and get ready to lose your shit cause it's PANTY SPLATTERS: A STAIN OF MIND.


Eintritt: €3
FACEBOOK EVENT
 

FREITAG 17.4.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with PRINCE WILLIAM

Sing on stage with the artist currently known as PRINCE!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
(said with GUSTO!) "IT'S SPRING I WANNA SING!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SAMSTAG 18.4.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with HLLYWD

Everybody comes to HLLYWD! They wanna make it in the NGHBRHD!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
(said with GUSTO!) "IT'S SPRING I WANNA SING!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SONNTAG 19.4.15 ab 21 Uhr -- LIQUID BRUNCH with PRINCE WILLIAM

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and get back up on stage with PRINCE WILLIAM and the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

Eintritt: FREI



MONTAG 20.4.15 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with HLLYWD

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

Eintritt: €3



DIENSTAG 21.4.15 um 19:30 - JOIN THE POP CHOIR!

There's no audition and no experience necessary - it's all about having fun singing. The Berlin Pop Choir is a diverse group of people who come together every week. The repertoire ranges from Lady Gaga to Pet Shop Boys, from Joy Division, Wild Beasts to Britney Spears. The choir performs at the end of every course and at various locations around Berlin.

Check out www.berlinpopchoir.de for more information!

ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with SHOMO!

Sing in our lounge with a live piano player!
FREE ENTRY + Half-price Classic Cocktails from 9pm - midnight!

Eintritt: FREI


Mittwoch, 8. April 2015

NAKED BOYS, PUSSIES & FAGGOTS! #GAYPRIL SHOWERS!


#GAYPRIL

PUSSY FAGGOT is happening TOMORROW (Thurs. 9.4) at Monster Ronson's!

NAKED BOYS READING (London) will also be at Ronson's tomorrow, with readings starting at 21:00!! YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS NIGHT!

PENNY ARCADE, NEEDLES JONES, MJ WOODBRIDGE, SCOTTY THE BLUE BUNNY, SHEILA WOLF, RACHEL MASON, BOURGEOIS AND MAURICE, and MANY MORE!

PUSSY FAGGOT! is New York City’s preeminent alternative queer art party. Encompassing performance art, spoken word, dance, drag, live music, DJs and video art, PUSSY FAGGOT! is fiercely contemporary even as it harks back to the legendary East Village scene of the 80's and 90's when art, fashion, performance and club culture collided. Featuring an eclectic array of artists representing myriad LGBT communities, PUSSY FAGGOT! succeeds in bringing together “one of the coolest, most uniquely blended crowds around—pussies, faggots, dykes, trannies, you name it.” (Time Out New York)

Internationally, PUSSY FAGGOT! has been presented at festivals in Manchester, UK and Zagreb, Croatia. Back in the United States, the party has traveled everywhere from Philadelphia to New Orleans – and even a rural farm in Tennessee! The site-specific nature of PUSSY FAGGOT! has lent itself to successful presentations in a range of venues inluding nightclubs, dive bars, art galleries and barns.

PANSY is so excited to bring this year's edition of PUSSY FAGGOT! to Berlin. Join us for THE SECOND COMING European Tour on THURSDAY APRIL 9TH at MONSTER RONSON'S. Featuring performances by PENNY ARCADE, NEEDLES JONES, MJ WOODBRIDGE, SCOTTY THE BLUE BUNNY, SHEILA WOLF, RACHEL MASON, BOURGEOIS AND MAURICE, and MANY MORE! Come early to catch the NAKED BOYS READING event and stay late for all of the performances. Shows begin at Midnight!

EARL DAX and PANSY PRESENT: PUSSY FAGGOT!
THURSDAY APRIL 9 at MONSTER RONSON'S
Performances begin at Midnight
Come early for Naked Boys Reading
8€

FACEBOOK EVENT


DONNERSTAG 9.4.15 ab 20 Uhr -- PANSY PRESENTS: NAKED BOYS READING

The NAKED BOYS READING series is an increasingly popular London-based event that is everything it promises in the name: boys reading, naked. PANSY has been a long-time fan, and finally gets the chance to bring the reading boys to you on THURSDAY APRIL 9 on the main stage at MONSTER RONSON'S! She'll be hosting the show alongside the NBR series creator DR. SHARON HUSBANDS.

For the inaugural Berliner presentation, the boys have decided to dedicate their literary selections to the fine city of Berlin herself. Anything goes from Isherwood's memoirs, to Fassbender (and Cazzo) screenplays, maybe a little Märchen magic, Sturm and Drang for all your urges, and even some original Hauptstadt penmanship as well. All of this and more taking place in the buff for a truly intimate linguistic experience. Stick around for the musical stylings from THE DUCHESS OF PORK and the performance-art after party PUSSY FAGGOT!

Generous support for this event has been provided by Bruno Gmünder Publishing.

NAKED BOYS READING @ MONSTER RONSON'S

THURSDAY APRIL 9 Doors at 8pm Readings at 9pm 8€


FACEBOOK EVENT
 

FREITAG 10.4.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY

"Bring forth ye inner rockstar." Inoue 5:7

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
(gesungen) "Hey I just met you... and this is crazy... but here's two Euros... Entrance maybe?"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SAMSTAG 11.4.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with PRINCE WILLIAM

Karaoke thru the looking glass!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
(gesungen) "Hey I just met you... and this is crazy... but here's two Euros... Entrance maybe?"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SONNTAG 12.4.15 ab 21 Uhr -- LIQUID BRUNCH with SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and get back up on stage with SCOTTY and the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

Eintritt: FREI



MONTAG 13.4.15 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with HLLYWD

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

Eintritt: €3



DIENSTAG 14.4.15 um 19:30 - JOIN THE POP CHOIR!

There's no audition and no experience necessary - it's all about having fun singing. The Berlin Pop Choir is a diverse group of people who come together every week. The repertoire ranges from Lady Gaga to Pet Shop Boys, from Joy Division, Wild Beasts to Britney Spears. The choir performs at the end of every course and at various locations around Berlin.

Check out www.berlinpopchoir.de for more information!

ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with HANS

Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke with PUNK ROCK DOLL!
FREE ENTRY + Half-price Classic Cocktails from 9pm - midnight!

Eintritt: FREI