Montag, 12. September 2016

OBLADI, OBLADA!



HEY YOU MONSTERFACES!! Guess what? We have 19 New Songs, at your requests! Have a look at the list of new songs HERE.


SAMSTAG 24.9.16 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with PRINCE WILLIAM

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
OBLADI, OBLADA TO YOU MTHRFCKR!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

    


SONNTAG 25.9.16 ab 19:30 --  SWING TANYEN + LIQUID BRUNCH mit dem KÄPT'N

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and then get back up on stage with KÄPT'N & the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!


MONTAG 26.9.16 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with RIPSY

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!




DIENSTAG 27.9.16 ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with JACU

Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke

FREE ENTRY + Half-priced Classic Cocktails from 9pm - midnight!




Dienstag, 6. September 2016

MEGA SCHEißE!!!




THIS THURSDAY @ RONSON'S!


Mach dich fertig für die Mega Scheiße!
A Mutant Disco of Weirdos and SuperZer0s.

LIVE!
John Deneuve - electro wave supergirl (FR)
... https://vimeo.com/168857034
Puppe'n Mucke - kawaii puppet carnival
... https://youtu.be/I6NGCa8DcHo
Airborne Drumz - cyber grind dildo king
... https://youtu.be/Nq8MBeZ_03o
Kakawaka - fork noise yeti
... https://youtu.be/t2w-ykRZiE0

mit eurer scheiße hosts: Harmony Molina & Company Fuck

@ Monster Ronson's!

Calling all mutants, weirdos, freaks and geeks! Let's face it – summer is over. It's time to get serious. Seriously drunk, that is. It's time to stop trying to be good, and be bad. It's time to gather all the outsiders, underdogs, bad idols, not-stars, failed superheroes, and proud superzeroes together and get trashed. When you feel like the world is going down the toilet, you need a Mega Scheiße. And what better place to give birth to this smelly brown baby than in Berlin's very own boulevard of broken music - Monster Ronsons Ichiban Karaoke. So join us and our colorful carnival of characters for 4 wonderful live acts, plus lots of not-shit-at-all surprises.

Our very special guest is the boogie-licious John Deneuve from France (putain de merde!). Oui, a girl called John, dressed like a second-hand Supergirl, with so much aerobic energy it's like she can actually fly! (with the help of a ladder). Her strange child-like voice and her primal electro punk beats command your body to sweat til it hurts, and then sweat some more. Artistic, yet silly; innocent, yet sexy; John Deneuve's first solo show in Germany is not to be missed.

Puppe'n Mucke are a band of crazy characters who play trashy electro rock music in original puppet costumes. Featuring copious Japanese girls playing toy instruments, Puppe'n Mucke are unapologetically fun and kawaii, and probably the best good-time puppet band since Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem (look it up, millennials).

Kakawaka makes mind mangling noise from everyday objects. His favorite instruments are a fork and balloon. Like a lunatic who's taken over the asylum, or a yeti in a human suit, here comes forth some less-advanced creature who holds great power. Too much power. Simultaneously harsh and hilarious, Kakawaka is live sight to behold.

Airborne Drumz plays metal, but not as we know it. There is something undeniably alien about this guy. Perhaps it's his style of brutal electronic grindcore with heavily effected vocals. Perhaps it's his completely space-tastic double-neck guitar. Perhaps it's his penchant for wearing hats made out of used dildos. Perhaps it's his Russian upbringing. Whatever it is, we dig it.

Finally, your mega-shitty hosts for the evening will be local losers Harmony Molina and Company Fuck, who will sing songs over fart sounds. So baby gimme that toot toot!

Get ready for the Mega Scheiße!


DONNERSTAG 8.9.16 ab 22 Uhr -- MEGA SCHEIßE!

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FREITAG 9.9.16 ab 21 Uhr -- PANSY PRESENTS: DRAG RACE ALL STARS! + SING ON STAGE w/ SHREDDER ab MITTERNACHT!

PANSY and the HOUSE OF PRESENTS are back with an all new season of shows for you! Starting Friday August 26 and EVERY FRIDAY thereafter, the girls will be screening that week’s episode of RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE ALL STARS followed by a drag show of some of a Berlin’s most burgeoning talent. Doors at 9pm, screening at 10pm, Drag Show at 11pm!

Starting at midnight: sing on the big stage with SHREDDER!


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SAMSTAG 10.9.16 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with PRINCE WILLIAM

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
"I need some karaoke therapy... my heart is drippin' somethin' fierce!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

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SONNTAG 11.9.16 ab 21 Uhr -- LIQUID BRUNCH with RIPSY

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and then get back up on stage with RIPSY & the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

FACEBOOK EVENT




MONTAG 12.9.16 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with LICKY PUPPY

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

FACEBOOK EVENT



DIENSTAG 13.9.16 ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with JACU

Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke

FREE ENTRY + Half-priced Classic Cocktails from 9pm - midnight!

FACEBOOK EVENT