Sunday, July 5, 2020

LOOKING FOR CREATIVE MINDS TO SOLVE OUR POST-PANDEMIC SINGING PROBLEM!




So the answer to most corona-risky behaviour seems to be a mask and a viser (i.e. flying, sex work, massage, dance classes), but nobody has come up with a way to sing safely together.

KARAOKEMONSTERS AND SINGERS OF THE WORLD UNITE to solve this problem! Make a video of yourself singing safely in a post pandemic world for review by scientific and political community.

My Idea: instead of singing FORWARD and  emitting plumes of covid from your mouth, we sing BACKWARDS!

CAN SUCKING YOUR OWN COVID PLUME MAKE KARAOKE SAFE? I don’t know, I am not a medical professional, but you get the karaoke kick DOUBLE because my new method promotes LIGHTHEADEDNESS and DIZINESS! hooray! we can even skip those drinks that may be adding to our corona kilos.

Watch this demonstration video with instructional refrain to learn and practice more.

CLICK HERE TO SEE RONSON SUCK HIS OWN COVID PLUME:



Friday, June 26, 2020






The most recent infection protection decree of the Berlin Senate from 23.06.2020 states ''It is forbidden to sing together indoors.” For this reason, we must keep our doors closed until the regulation changes.

We will contact all people who have made a reservation.

We need your help, more than before.



Aufgrund der letzten Infektionsschutz Verordnung des Senats von
Berlin vom 23.6.2020, welche das gemeinsame Singen in geschlossenen
Räumen verbietet, müssen unsere Türen bis auf Weiteres geschlossen bleiben.

Die Reservierungen werden von uns
benachrichtigt.

Wir brauchen eure Hilfe, mehr denn je
zuvor. Bitte unterstützt uns auf  www.startnext.com/save-monster-ronsons