LOOKING FOR CREATIVE MINDS TO SOLVE OUR POST-PANDEMIC SINGING PROBLEM!




So the answer to most corona-risky behaviour seems to be a mask and a viser (i.e. flying, sex work, massage, dance classes), but nobody has come up with a way to sing safely together.

KARAOKEMONSTERS AND SINGERS OF THE WORLD UNITE to solve this problem! Make a video of yourself singing safely in a post pandemic world for review by scientific and political community.

My Idea: instead of singing FORWARD and  emitting plumes of covid from your mouth, we sing BACKWARDS!

CAN SUCKING YOUR OWN COVID PLUME MAKE KARAOKE SAFE? I don’t know, I am not a medical professional, but you get the karaoke kick DOUBLE because my new method promotes LIGHTHEADEDNESS and DIZINESS! hooray! we can even skip those drinks that may be adding to our corona kilos.

Watch this demonstration video with instructional refrain to learn and practice more.

CLICK HERE TO SEE RONSON SUCK HIS OWN COVID PLUME: