Mittwoch, 18. September 2019

Jews! Jews! Jews!, 107 New Songs & more!!


Dearest Monsters, 

At your request, we have just added 161 new songs!


For a list of the new songs CLICK HERE!

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Donnerstag 3.10 ab 21 Uhr:

Nana Schewitz and LoIita VaVoom present another edition of Jews Jews Jews!

Get out your apples and dip them in some honey, it's the High Holidays with Jews! Jews! Jews!

Your favorite Jew-crew is back from summer break to celebrate Rosh Hashanah. It'll be an evening of renewal, shofar-dick jokes, sweet treats, and stellar performances. You never know what these two have cooked up for the new year!

In the tradition of Tikkun Olam, all profits from this edition of Jews! Jews! Jews! as well as our charity raffle will be donated to RAICES Texas (https://www.raicestexas.org/), providing free and low cost legal services to those at the US border. Jews! Jews! Jews! stands in solidarity with #JewsagainstICE

No pre sale tickets this time, only on the door!
Kein VVK, nur Abendkasse!
  
________________________

und hier zu den Terminen der nächsten ZWEI Kararaokewochen:

MITTWOCH 18.9.19 ab 21 Uhr -- Wayback Wednesday with Fortune Taylor!

Join Fortune Taylor for an evening of karaoke jams from the 1990‘s!

Alternative, Country, Grunge, Electronic, Hip Hop, Industrial, Pop, Punk, R&B, and Rock! Nirvana to Madonna, The Prodigy to Notorious B.I.G, Rage Against the Machine to Shania Twain, Whitney, Britney, Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys, and everything in-between!

Lace up your Docs, throw on a flannel, assemble your boy band or Girl Power gang and join us for a night of singing and dancing to the most bomb decade in history!


DONNERSTAG 19.9.19 ab 21 Uhr - Sing on Stage with Fortune Taylor!


FREITAG 20.9.19 ab 20 Uhr - Sing on Stage with The Shredder
                                  ab 3 Uhr - Karaoke Afterhour with King Josephine
                     
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€3bis Mitternacht gültig:  
I feel pretty, and witty, and GAY!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**



SAMSTAG 21.9.19 ab 20 Uhr - Gieza Poke's Mic Hunt feat. Lola Rose!

Berlin’s queen of karaoke Gieza Poke's Drag-Karaoke experience every second Saturday of the month at Monster Ronson's!

Mic Hunt is your chance to get in some heels, get on the stage and get the party started! Featuring audience games, drag-based mini-challenges and of course a sensational drag-themed songlist as well as Gieza’s full back-catalogue of parody songs - you better start your engines hunty because the best woman/man/non-binary-entity sings!

Pre-Show from 8-10pm with Lulu La Berlinoise!

Main show from 10pm onward!
                               
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€3bis Mitternacht gültig:  
There is no password for this night! Come in a DRAG LOOK for FREE entry!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

   

SONNTAG 22.9.19 ab 21 Uhr - Liquid Brunch with King Josephine
                             
KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come sing at the Church of Karaoke!

HALF-PRICE BOXES from 6pm til midnight!
  



MONTAG 23.9.19 ab 18 Uhr - MultiSEXual BOXhopping
                                                     + Sing on Stage w/ Ripsy ab 21 Uhr

Queer + Friends. Mix + Mingle! Box Sharing + Caring!

5,- Entry. Sing in the karaoke boxes all night long! Big stage opens at 21h.

Queers + homos, trans + non-binary folks, heteros + etceteras, all sing together in shared boxes! There are no private rooms on Monday, all boxes become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke on our stage!

Respect! Sing Together - Fight the Power!



DIENSTAG 24.9.19 ab 21 Uhr - THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS' DRAG SHOW

EVERY. TUESDAY. NIGHT. The ladies of the House of Presents spread their legs and welcome you to MONSTER RONSON'S for a drag show you don't want to miss! Support these hard working queens as they entertain you on the hardest day of the week, every week! 

Gieza Poke opens the door to her PokeHouse where she presents the freshest new drag & drag-adjacent queer talent every week! Shows start after 22. Interested in performing? Find her on Facebook and send a message!
 
At 23, PANSY and THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS give you the shows you've been loving for the past four years. We're the gifts that keep on giving and can't wait to share our secrets with you!



MITTWOCH 25.9.19 ab 21 Uhr -- Hippie-Oke with SuperNoa!

Flower-powered Karaoke! Sing sings from the 60s & 70s all night!

FREE ENTRY if you wear flowers in your hair!


DONNERSTAG 26.9.19 ab 21 Uhr - Sing on Stage with Fortune Taylor!


FREITAG 27.9.19 ab 20 Uhr - Sing on Stage with King Josephine
                                  ab 3 Uhr - Karaoke Afterhour with The Shredder
                     
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€3bis Mitternacht gültig:  
I'm here to BOW DOWN to the KING!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**



SAMSTAG 28.9.19 ab 20 Uhr Sing on Stage with Lulu La Berlinoise
                                   ab 3 Uhr - Karaoke Afterhour with Fortune Taylor
                               
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€3bis Mitternacht gültig:  
I'm here for Mistress Lulu!!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

   

SONNTAG 29.9.19 ab 21 Uhr - Liquid Brunch mit dem Käpt'n
                             
KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come sing at the Church of Karaoke!

HALF-PRICE BOXES from 6pm til midnight!
  



MONTAG 30.9.19 ab 18 Uhr - MultiSEXual BOXhopping
                                                     + Sing on Stage w/ Felix Fauxpas ab 21 Uhr

Queer + Friends. Mix + Mingle! Box Sharing + Caring!

5,- Entry. Sing in the karaoke boxes all night long! Big stage opens at 21h.

Queers + homos, trans + non-binary folks, heteros + etceteras, all sing together in shared boxes! There are no private rooms on Monday, all boxes become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke on our stage!

Respect! Sing Together - Fight the Power!



DIENSTAG 1.10.19 ab 21 Uhr - THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS' DRAG SHOW

EVERY. TUESDAY. NIGHT. The ladies of the House of Presents spread their legs and welcome you to MONSTER RONSON'S for a drag show you don't want to miss! Support these hard working queens as they entertain you on the hardest day of the week, every week! 

Gieza Poke opens the door to her PokeHouse where she presents the freshest new drag & drag-adjacent queer talent every week! Shows start after 22. Interested in performing? Find her on Facebook and send a message!
 
At 23, PANSY and THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS give you the shows you've been loving for the past four years. We're the gifts that keep on giving and can't wait to share our secrets with you!



MITTWOCH 2.10.19 ab 20 Uhr --Sing on Stage with King Josephine!
                                        ab 3 Uhr -- Karaoke Afterhour with Fortune Taylor!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€3bis Mitternacht gültig:  
I'll be back tomorrow for JEWS! JEWS! JEWS! A Minora-Tease Cabaret!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**
 

DONNERSTAG 3.10.19 ab 21 Uhr - Jews! Jews! Jews! Blows the shofar!

Nana Schewitz and LoIita VaVoom present another edition of Jews Jews Jews!

Get out your apples and dip them in some honey, it's the High Holidays with Jews! Jews! Jews!

Your favorite Jew-crew is back from summer break to celebrate Rosh Hashanah. It'll be an evening of renewal, shofar-dick jokes, sweet treats, and stellar performances. You never know what these two have cooked up for the new year!

In the tradition of Tikkun Olam, all profits from this edition of Jews! Jews! Jews! as well as our charity raffle will be donated to RAICES Texas (https://www.raicestexas.org/), providing free and low cost legal services to those at the US border. Jews! Jews! Jews! stands in solidarity with #JewsagainstICE

No pre sale tickets this time, only on the door!
Kein VVK, nur Abendkasse!



FREITAG 4.10.19 ab 20 Uhr - Sing on Stage with King Josephine
                                  ab 3 Uhr - Karaoke Afterhour with Fortune Taylor
                     
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€3bis Mitternacht gültig:  
Instead of a password, you have to show us your best AIR GUITAR for reduced entry.
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**



SAMSTAG 5.10.19 ab 20 Uhr Sing on Stage with SuperNoa
                                   ab 3 Uhr - Karaoke Afterhour with The Shredder
                               
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€3bis Mitternacht gültig:  
Instead of a password, you have to show us your best AIR GUITAR for reduced entry.
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

   

SONNTAG 6.10.19 ab 21 Uhr - Liquid Brunch with Felix Fauxpas
                             
KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come sing at the Church of Karaoke!

HALF-PRICE BOXES from 6pm til midnight!
  



MONTAG 7.10.19 ab 18 Uhr - MultiSEXual BOXhopping
                                                     + Sing on Stage w/ Lulu La Berlinoise ab 21 Uhr

Queer + Friends. Mix + Mingle! Box Sharing + Caring!

5,- Entry. Sing in the karaoke boxes all night long! Big stage opens at 21h.

Queers + homos, trans + non-binary folks, heteros + etceteras, all sing together in shared boxes! There are no private rooms on Monday, all boxes become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke on our stage!

Respect! Sing Together - Fight the Power!



DIENSTAG 8.10.19 ab 21 Uhr - THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS' DRAG SHOW

EVERY. TUESDAY. NIGHT. The ladies of the House of Presents spread their legs and welcome you to MONSTER RONSON'S for a drag show you don't want to miss! Support these hard working queens as they entertain you on the hardest day of the week, every week! 

Gieza Poke opens the door to her PokeHouse where she presents the freshest new drag & drag-adjacent queer talent every week! Shows start after 22. Interested in performing? Find her on Facebook and send a message!
 
At 23, PANSY and THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS give you the shows you've been loving for the past four years. We're the gifts that keep on giving and can't wait to share our secrets with you!




Mittwoch, 11. September 2019

The New Shrine to Booze, Sexy New Coatcheck & more!

 
 
We've made a shrine to worship the gods of booze, and we've made our coatcheck even sexier than before! Come see the even newer and even more improved Ronson's this weekend!
 
Mittwoch 18.9.19 ab 21 Uhr:
WAYBACK WEDNESDAY with FORTUNE TAYLOR!

https://www.facebook.com/events/469766546935700/


Join Fortune Taylor for an evening of karaoke jams from the 1990‘s!

Alternative, Country, Grunge, Electronic, Hip Hop, Industrial, Pop, Punk, R&B, and Rock! Nirvana to Madonna, The Prodigy to Notorious B.I.G, Rage Against the Machine to Shania Twain, Whitney, Britney, Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys, and everything in-between!

Lace up your Docs, throw on a flannel, assemble your boy band or Girl Power gang and join us for a night of singing and dancing to the most bomb decade in history!

_______________________

und hier zu den Aussichten der aktuellen Karaokewoche:

MITTWOCH 11.9.19 -- CLOSED FOR RENOVATIONS

DONNERSTAG 12.9.19 -- CLOSED FOR RENOVATIONS

FREITAG 13.9.19 ab 20 Uhr - Sing on Stage with SuperNoa
                                  ab 3 Uhr - Karaoke Afterhour with Lulu La Berlinoise
                     
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€3bis Mitternacht gültig:  
I'm here to pray to your new shrine of alcohol!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**



SAMSTAG 14.9.19 ab 20 Uhr - Sing on Stage with Fortune Taylor
                                    ab 3 Uhr - Karaoke Afterhour with Ripsy
                               
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€3bis Mitternacht gültig:  
I'm here to pray to your new shrine of alcohol!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

   

SONNTAG 15.9.19 ab 21 Uhr - Liquid Brunch with Felix Fauxpas
                             
KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come sing at the Church of Karaoke!

HALF-PRICE BOXES from 6pm til midnight!
  



MONTAG 16.9.19 ab 18 Uhr - MultiSEXual BOXhopping
                                                     + Sing on Stage w/ The Shredder ab 21 Uhr

Queer + Friends. Mix + Mingle! Box Sharing + Caring!

5,- Entry. Sing in the karaoke boxes all night long! Big stage opens at 21h.

Queers + homos, trans + non-binary folks, heteros + etceteras, all sing together in shared boxes! There are no private rooms on Monday, all boxes become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke on our stage!

Respect! Sing Together - Fight the Power!



DIENSTAG 17.9.19 ab 21 Uhr - THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS' DRAG SHOW

EVERY. TUESDAY. NIGHT. The ladies of the House of Presents spread their legs and welcome you to MONSTER RONSON'S for a drag show you don't want to miss! Support these hard working queens as they entertain you on the hardest day of the week, every week! 

Gieza Poke opens the door to her PokeHouse where she presents the freshest new drag & drag-adjacent queer talent every week! Shows start after 22. Interested in performing? Find her on Facebook and send a message!
 
At 23, PANSY and THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS give you the shows you've been loving for the past four years. We're the gifts that keep on giving and can't wait to share our secrets with you!



MITTWOCH 18.9.19 ab 21 Uhr -- Wayback Wednesday with Fortune Taylor!


Join Fortune Taylor for an evening of karaoke jams from the 1990‘s!

Alternative, Country, Grunge, Electronic, Hip Hop, Industrial, Pop, Punk, R&B, and Rock! Nirvana to Madonna, The Prodigy to Notorious B.I.G, Rage Against the Machine to Shania Twain, Whitney, Britney, Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys, and everything in-between!

Lace up your Docs, throw on a flannel, assemble your boy band or Girl Power gang and join us for a night of singing and dancing to the most bomb decade in history!

Donnerstag, 5. September 2019

Wayback Wednesday, Looney Tunez am Samstag, and a small renovation!

* WICHTIGER HINWEIS *
Wegen Renovierung werden wir am Mittwoch dem 11.9 & Donnerstag dem 12.9 geschlossen sein.

* IMPORTANT NOTICE *
Due to renovations, we will be closed on Wednesday, Sept. 11 & Thursday, Sept. 12th

_________:______________________

Mittwoch 18.9.19 ab 21 Uhr:
WAYBACK WEDNESDAY with FORTUNE TAYLOR!

https://www.facebook.com/events/469766546935700/

Join Fortune Taylor for an evening of karaoke jams from the 1990‘s!

Alternative, Country, Grunge, Electronic, Hip Hop, Industrial, Pop, Punk, R&B, and Rock! Nirvana to Madonna, The Prodigy to Notorious B.I.G, Rage Against the Machine to Shania Twain, Whitney, Britney, Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys, and everything in-between!

Lace up your Docs, throw on a flannel, assemble your boy band or Girl Power gang and join us for a night of singing and dancing to the most bomb decade in history!

_______________________

und hier zu den Aussichten der aktuellen Karaokewoche:


DONNERSTAG 5.9.19 ab 21 Uhr - Sing on Stage with Fortune Taylor!
                                            
Weekend Warm-up!


FREITAG 6.9.19 ab 20 Uhr - Sing on Stage with The Shredder
                                  ab 3 Uhr - Karaoke Afterhour with Taylor
                     
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€3bis Mitternacht gültig:  
Fortune Taylor brings me waaaay back.... Wednesday... every third Wednesday of the month!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**



SAMSTAG 7.9.19 ab 20 Uhr - Sing on Stage with Fortune Taylor
                                  ab 3 Uhr - Karaoke Afterhour with SuperNoa
                               
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€3bis Mitternacht gültig:  
Fortune Taylor brings me waaaay back.... Wednesday... every third Wednesday of the month!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

   

SONNTAG 8.9.19 ab 21 Uhr - Liquid Brunch with Johnny B
                             
KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come sing at the Church of Karaoke!

HALF-PRICE BOXES from 6pm til midnight!
  



MONTAG 9.9.19 ab 18 Uhr - MultiSEXual BOXhopping
                                                     + Sing on Stage w/ SuperNoa ab 21 Uhr

Queer + Friends. Mix + Mingle! Box Sharing + Caring!

5,- Entry. Sing in the karaoke boxes all night long! Big stage opens at 21h.

Queers + homos, trans + non-binary folks, heteros + etceteras, all sing together in shared boxes! There are no private rooms on Monday, all boxes become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke on our stage!

Respect! Sing Together - Fight the Power!



DIENSTAG 10.9.19 ab 21 Uhr - THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS' DRAG SHOW

EVERY. TUESDAY. NIGHT. The ladies of the House of Presents spread their legs and welcome you to MONSTER RONSON'S for a drag show you don't want to miss! Support these hard working queens as they entertain you on the hardest day of the week, every week! 

Gieza Poke opens the door to her PokeHouse where she presents the freshest new drag & drag-adjacent queer talent every week! Shows start after 22. Interested in performing? Find her on Facebook and send a message!
 
At 23, PANSY and THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS give you the shows you've been loving for the past four years. We're the gifts that keep on giving and can't wait to share our secrets with you!



MITTWOCH 11.9.19 -- CLOSED FOR RENOVATIONS

DONNERSTAG 12.9.19 -- CLOSED FOR RENOVATIONS