Mittwoch, 22. März 2017

AIR MAX '97, ZIÚR, THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS & DRAG RACE!!



Tomorrow (Do. 23.3) ab 22 Uhr
AIR MAX '97 & ZIÚR + KARAOKE w/ PUNKY LONGSTOCKING

AIR MAX '97
Melbourne-based DJ/producer Air Max '97 has broken through the noise with what he calls “oblique club trax” for a handful of different labels (including his own, Decisions), plus his remix for Kelela on Warp.

https://soundcloud.com/airmax97

ZIÚR
is a Berlin-based DJ/producer, dedicated to combining different sonic textures and brainy beats into a functional dancefloor framework – clearly intended for loud soundsystems (and preferably accompanied by a fog machine) but without any strict loyalty toward a certain BPM or subgenre.

https://soundcloud.com/ziurziurziur

+ Karaoke *zwischendurch* with the return of the one and only KJ PUNKY LONGSTOCKING!



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DONNERSTAG 23.3.17 ab 22 Uhr --  AIR MAX '97 & ZIÚR + KARAOKE w/ PUNKY LONGSTOCKING


++++++ and don't forget: this Tuesday (28.3) is the first Drag Race screening + drag show afterparty with Pansy & The House of Presents! ++++++++++


und hier sind die aktuelle Aussichten der Karaokewoche:


FREITAG 24.3.17 ab 22 Uhr --  SING ON STAGE with KING JOSEPHINE

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
OMG DRAG RACE PARTIES START THIS TUESDAY AT RONSON'S!! I'm going to invite all my friends!!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

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SAMSTAG 25.3.17 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with LICKY PUPPY

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
OMG DRAG RACE PARTIES START THIS TUESDAY AT RONSON'S!! I'm going to invite all my friends!!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**


    


SONNTAG 26.3.17 ab 21 Uhr -  LIQUID BRUNCH mit dem KÄPT'N

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and then get back up on stage with the KÄPT'N & the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

FACEBOOK EVENT




MONTAG 27.3.17 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with SHREDDER

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!


FACEBOOK EVENT



DIENSTAG 28.3.17 ab 19:30 -- JOIN THE BERLIN POP CHOIR!

There's no audition and no experience necessary - it's all about having fun singing. The Berlin Pop Choir is a diverse group of people who come together every week. The repertoire ranges from Lady Gaga to Pet Shop Boys, from Joy Division, Wild Beasts to Britney Spears. The choir performs at the end of every course and at various locations around Berlin.

Check out www.berlinpopchoir.de for more information!


ab 21 Uhr --THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS: DRAG RACE!

PANSY and THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS are back at MONSTER RONSON’S every Tuesday night for DRAG RACE! Start your engines, doors are at 2100, screening starts at 2200, and is followed by shows with some of the fiercest queens in town. Come early to grab a seat for the ride of your life. Heels will be broken, weaves will be snatched, and lashes will be lost as we crawl our way to finish line. Dressing up is highly encouraged. You never know when the spotlight might just shine on you! MAY THE BEST GENDER NON-BINARY PERSON WIN!



Donnerstag, 16. März 2017

Every Blue Wednesday comes from some Blue Tuesdays end!



PANSY & THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS are coming back to Ronson's!
Every Tuesday starting March 28th!

  ... which means that this upcoming Tuesday (21.3) will be THE LAST Blue Tuesday... ever? Perhaps. I know. It's sad. It's so sad, all I can think to do is to come to the final Blue Tuesday and sing my blues away about the blues night going away and there won't be a night to sing your blues away about a blues night where you can sing your blues away... you feel me? 

But every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end, and every Blue Wednesday comes from some Blue Tuesdays end, oder nicht?? YAAS that's right, B.T. Babies!! We couldn't quite let go entirely to our Little Girl Blue, so we've moved her to the first Wednesday of every month, starting in May! Das heißt: the first Blue Wednesday will be on the 3rd of May! YAY!

And in the meantime, y'all really need to come down to Ronson's for the premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 9 on Tuesday, March 28th! Doors at 9, RPDR Screening at 10, drag show at 11, DJs to follow! You don't wanna miss this, kids!!

Und hier die aktuelle Aussichten der Karaokewoche:


DONNERSTAG 16.3.17 ab 22 Uhr --  AFTER DARK w/ DJ BILLIE PALE & KJ CHIKA!

EVERY THIRD THURSDAY @ RONSON'S!

Alternative Vinyl DJ sets with BILLIE PALE + Alternative Karaoke with CHIKA!

Punk. Surf. Rock & Roll.
Hardcore. Metal.
Garage. Ska.
Country.
No Britney, no Whitney.

 
 FACEBOOK EVENT


FREITAG 17.3.17 ab 22 Uhr --  SING ON STAGE with CHIKA

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
I'm so sad about Blue Tuesdays ending, all I can do is come to the last one this Tuesday and sing the blues!!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

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SAMSTAG 18.3.17 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with RIC NASTY

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
I'm so sad about Blue Tuesdays ending, all I can do is come to the last one this Tuesday and sing the blues!!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**


    


SONNTAG 19.3.17 ab 21 Uhr -  LIQUID BRUNCH with RIPSY

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and then get back up on stage with RIPSY & the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

FACEBOOK EVENT




MONTAG 20.3.17 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with KING JOSEPHINE

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!


FACEBOOK EVENT



DIENSTAG 21.3.17 ab 19:30 -- JOIN THE BERLIN POP CHOIR!

There's no audition and no experience necessary - it's all about having fun singing. The Berlin Pop Choir is a diverse group of people who come together every week. The repertoire ranges from Lady Gaga to Pet Shop Boys, from Joy Division, Wild Beasts to Britney Spears. The choir performs at the end of every course and at various locations around Berlin.

Check out www.berlinpopchoir.de for more information!


ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with SUPERNOA

Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke!

Free entry + Half-price Classic Cocktails from 9pm - midnight






Mittwoch, 8. März 2017

Neukölln Different Countries Club!


Hey you crazy Monsters! BIG THANKS to everyone who came out to the grand opening of our BRAND NEW STAGE last Friday!! What a night we had!! Plenty of old, familiar faces, lots of the old Monster Crew, Stammgäste, new faces, karaoke monsters of all kinds! We gave our new stage a proper Einweihung! You guys rocked it!! Let's keep it up!!

Tomorrow (Do. 9.3) will be the Einweihung for LIVE MUSIC on the new stage! And not just any live band...

Emotion Master and Shameless/Limitless present
for one night only
Neukolln Country Club's
Neukölln Different Countries Club.

America… Deutschland… U.S.A…

There is a glistening buffet of exotic countries on our beautiful planet Earth and each of them has its own unique flavour when it comes to pop music.

For this edition of NCC, The Hole Boys have invited singers from as far and wide as Azerbaijan, Pakistan, Russia, Cameroon, Japan, Poland, Greece, Norway, Denmark, Israel and Turkey to each sing a fresh and fruity pop song in their native tongue.

Neukölln Country Club's ambitious shows are already the stuff of legend, but its nonetheless worth repeating here: they aim to entertain, and, straight shooters that they are, their aim is great.

I can’t say who the special guest stars are going to be, but in the past, The Hole Boys have had the pleasure of being joined by Molly Nilsson Jaakko Eino Kalevi, Better Person, Pictorial Candi, Sally Dige, Max Prosa, Noah Slee, and Itaca to name just a few.

It also brings a certain special kind of pleasure to inform that DJ Jimmy Trash is gonna be present to attend fully and completely to post show selectoring.

Flyer by Ben Anderson. 


 FACEBOOK EVENT
 
DONNERSTAG 9.3.17 ab 22 Uhr --  NEUKÖLLN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES CLUB!


Und hier die Aussichten der Karaokewoche:


FREITAG 10.3.17 ab 22 Uhr --  SING ON STAGE with RIPSY

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
I'm ready for a new stage of karaoke!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

FACEBOOK EVENT 




SAMSTAG 11.3.17 ab 22 Uhr -- LOONEY TUNEZ LIVE KARAOKE BAND + SING ON STAGE w/ SHREDDER!

From midnight til 2am, sing with a LIVE ROCK BAND on the big stage!
Before and after the live band, sing on stage with SHREDDER!


***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
I'm ready for a new stage of karaoke!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**


    


SONNTAG 12.3.17 ab 21 Uhr -  LIQUID BRUNCH with MC CHAMBERS

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and then get back up on stage with MC CHAMBERS & the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

FACEBOOK EVENT




MONTAG 13.3.17 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with SHREDDER

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!


FACEBOOK EVENT



DIENSTAG 14.3.17 ab 19:30 -- JOIN THE BERLIN POP CHOIR!

There's no audition and no experience necessary - it's all about having fun singing. The Berlin Pop Choir is a diverse group of people who come together every week. The repertoire ranges from Lady Gaga to Pet Shop Boys, from Joy Division, Wild Beasts to Britney Spears. The choir performs at the end of every course and at various locations around Berlin.

Check out www.berlinpopchoir.de for more information!


ab 21 Uhr -- PIANO BAR with SHOMO & LICKY PUPPY

Sing on stage with the Piano Man! 

Hosted by Licky Puppy!

Free entry + Half-price Classic Cocktails from 9pm - midnight






Dienstag, 7. März 2017

BÄRAOKE: WILD THING!



DONNERSTAG 13. April ab 22 Uhr

Welcome to The Jungle!

The legendary karaoke party for hairy men and their fur-loving friends is back!

Dieser Gründonnerstag ist den Bären gewidmet!

As always, it's a Beer Bust! €8 Flatrate Beer from 22 - 2 Uhr!

Sing on the Ronson's BRAND NEW STAGE with hostesses MONNICA BEARVINSKY & GIEZA POKE!

Dance to the wild sounds of DJ WAR BEAR!

Sing in the Piano Lounge with SHOMO the BEARDED!

Or fuck in the DARK ROOM CABINS!

Come as your wildest spirit animal! Free shots for furry animals!

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******** BERLIN BRUISERS BÄRAOKE SPECIAL ********

Die Berlin Bruisers wollen Stimmung machen, um frühlingshafte Energie zu tanken, bevor sie am 28.04. nach Madrid zum Union Cup fliegen. Wenn man ernst Rugby spielt, muss man auch wild feiern können! KJ Gieza Poke, auch ein Elite-Mitglied der Berlin Bruisers (sie war sogar der Kapitän der Mannschaft) wird die verrückte Truppe und ihre Freund_innen durch eine abgedrehte Nacht mit vielen Eiern, Testosterone und anderen Leckereien führen.

So, nimm doch das Mikrophon, lass dich von den Königen des Gay Rugby inspirieren und sing dein Ding, um deine lieblings Mannschaft auf dem Weg zu ihrem ersten europäischen Sieg zu begleiten!

Spezielle sexy dance Nummer und Bruisers merch sind versprochen!

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I think I love you... but I wanna know for sure... come on and hold me tight... I love you, Wild Thing!


Join the Facebook Event HERE






The House of Presents: DRAG RACE!



COMING MARCH 28th!


HEY, KITTY GIRLS! It’s your favorite time of year again! PANSY and THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS are back at MONSTER RONSON’S every Tuesday night for DRAG RACE! Start your engines, doors are at 2100, screening starts at 2200, and is followed by shows with some of the fiercest queens in town. Come early to grab a seat for the ride of your life. Heels will be broken, weaves will be snatched, and lashes will be lost as we crawl our way to finish line. Dressing up is highly encouraged. You never know when the spotlight might just shine on you! MAY THE BEST GENDER NON-BINARY PERSON WIN!

HEY KITTY GIRLS! Die beste Zeit des Jahres beginnt schon wieder! PANSY und THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS sind zurück im Monster Ronsons. Jeden Dienstag zum Drag Race Screening! Start your Engines, die Pforten öffnen um 21 Uhr und die Übertragung um 22 Uhr, welche von Auftritten der phänomenalsten Queens der Stadt gefolgt ist. Kommt rechtzeitig um euch einen Platz für dieses Event zu sichern. Heels werden fliegen, Perücken vom Kopfe gerissen und falsche Wimpern werden verloren gehen auf dem Weg zur Finish Line. Sich aufzudraggen ist wärmstens empfohlen! Man weiß ja schließlich nie, wann das Spotlight mal auf einen gerichtet werden könnte. Möge die beste Gender Non-Binary Person gewinnen!




Mittwoch, 1. März 2017

Introducing... A BRAND NEW FUCKIN STAGE!!!


YOU GUYS!!! THE NEW STAGE IS FINISHED AND IT LOOKS SO FUCKIN SEXXXYYYY!!!

Wir werden keine Fotos davon posten damit die Überraschung desto schöner sein wird ... und zwar könnt ihr sie ÜBERMORGEN (Freitag 3.3) schon sehen! Und nicht nur sehen, sondern drauf steigen, tanzen, singen, vögeln, usw!!

Hiermit seid ihr herzlich eingeladen zur Einweihungsparty des neuen Saals!! Licky Puppy betreut die nagelneue Bühne am Freitag! Das wird ein Fest, Leudde!

Woop woop!

And HERE is a list of 17 brand new songs that you can try out on our brand new stage this weekend!

Und hier sind die akutelle Aussichten der Karaokewoche:


DONNERSTAG 2.3.17 ab 22 Uhr --  PANTY SPLATTERS w/ T-WORD & MYSTI

SEXY SINGING. TASTELESS DANCING. SHOT SLUTS.
HARD FUCKS. TENDER KISSES. SLOPPY SECONDS. & A PANTY RAFFLE (DUH).

Free shots for the first Karaoke singers... cum early and get ready to lose your shit
cause it's PANTY SPLATTERS: A STAIN OF MIND.
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FREITAG 3.3.17 ab 22 Uhr --  SING ON STAGE with LICKY PUPPY

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
Gimme some lube, I'm ready to break in the new stage!!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

FACEBOOK EVENT 




SAMSTAG 4.3.17 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with CHIKA

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
Gimme some lube, I'm ready to break in the new stage!!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

    


SONNTAG 5.3.17 ab 21 Uhr -  LIQUID BRUNCH with SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and then get back up on stage with SCOTTY & the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

FACEBOOK EVENT




MONTAG 6.3.17 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with LICKY PUPPY

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!


FACEBOOK EVENT



DIENSTAG 7.3.17 ab 19:30 -- JOIN THE BERLIN POP CHOIR!

There's no audition and no experience necessary - it's all about having fun singing. The Berlin Pop Choir is a diverse group of people who come together every week. The repertoire ranges from Lady Gaga to Pet Shop Boys, from Joy Division, Wild Beasts to Britney Spears. The choir performs at the end of every course and at various locations around Berlin.

Check out www.berlinpopchoir.de for more information!


ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with MC CHAMBERS

Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke!

Free entry + Half-price Classic Cocktails from 9pm - midnight