Dienstag, 18. Juli 2017

HAPPY PRIDE!!!



Haay haay haaaaaaaayyyy!! Ronson's is gettin' gaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy this weekend! For the tragically uninformed - this weekend is CSD, aka Christopher Street Day, aka PRIDE aka CELEBRATING LGBTQIA LOVE in the streets and celebrating all things queer and fierce, not unlike our very own Gieza Poke, who will be hosting a BIG, GAY, PRE-CSD ORAL WARM-UP PARTY THIS FRIDAY!

QUEENS IN FULL FACE GET IN FOR FREE! If you're wondering what full face means, come check out THE HOUSE OF PRESEENTS on stage tonight (Tuesday). Pretty much any of those queens would get in for free. One poorly glued fake eyelash does not count as full face. 

 And just a reminder that there are still TWO CHANCES LEFT to see LOVING THE ALIEN - THIS THURSDAY and NEXT THURSDAY! Don't miss this one, kids! It's seriously out of this world!! Get your tickets HERE or at the door at 19:00!

AAAAAND we've just added another 18 songs to our repertoire, at your requests! So there ya go, ya little monsters! More to come soon ... :)

Und nun zu den Aussichten der aktuellen Karaokewoche um 19:05:


DONNERSTAG 20.7.17 ab 19 Uhr - LOVING THE ALIEN!
ab 22 Uhr - SING ON STAGE with CHIKA

Weekend Warm-up! Avoid long waiting times - sing on a Thursday!




FREITAG 21.7.17 ab 22 Uhr -- GIEZA'S BIG GAY PRE-CSD ORAL WARM-UP!

Let's get GAY! Queens in full face get in for free! 

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
HAPPY PRIDE! I FEEL SO GAY!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

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SAMSTAG 22.7.17 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with RIC NASTY

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
HAPPY PRIDE! I FEEL SO GAY!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**


   
SONNTAG 23.7.17 ab 21 Uhr -  LIQUID BRUNCH with SUPERNOA 

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and get back up on stage with the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!


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MONTAG 24.7.17 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with RIPSY

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!


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DIENSTAG 25.7.17 ab 21 Uhr -  THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS!

EVERY. TUESDAY. NIGHT. The ladies of the House of Presents spread their legs and welcome you to MONSTER RONSON'S for a drag show you don't want to miss! Support these hard working queens as they entertain you on the hardest day of the week, evey week!

Dive into GIEZA'S POKEHOUSE as Gieza Poke is going to be hosting a pre-show with brand-new talent every week! Category is: Queen first time in drag on the stage! The newcomers show starts promptly at 22.


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Mittwoch, 12. Juli 2017

We need to talk.


At the premiere of LOVING THE ALIEN last Thursday!

YOU GUYS.

We need to talk. 


About last night. And about last Thursday. And about Friday and Saturday and Sunday too.

There's a kind of epic energy that's been unleashed into the Monster Universe and it's culminating in Monster Ronson's and it's transformed our funky little paradise into an oasis of pure, unadulterated LOVE & CREATIVE ECSTASY.

First of all, the premier of LOVING THE ALIEN was out of this fucking universe. If you missed the premiere - I HIGHLY suggest you catch at least one of the next three shows! It's happening EVERY THURSDAY IN JULY!!

Check out photos of the premier by Sally B from Siegessäule here: 

https://www.siegessaeule.de/siegessaeule-galerie/galerie/59411068/17505863/0/0.html?PHPSESSID=88fed176abb1a42aa6d6fc3b14c5a4b1

Get your tickets for one or more of the next three shows HERE!

If you like The Rocky Horror Show and Hedwig & the Angry Inch, you are going to LOVE "Loving the Alien”!
It’s a wild and wacky, scary and sexy, super-rockin’ show that will have you dancing in the aisles and laughing ‘til it hurts.

And unless you have been living under a rock for the past few months, you have probably gotten word of a little show that Pansy and the House of Presents have been putting on here every Tuesday... and lately they've been teaming up with other Queens of the Berlin Underground... and ladies, gentlemen, monsters, freaks and geeks... this shit of OFF THE WALL. You must come and check them out. This is not a suggestion. It's part of your Berlin Education. You know those older Berlin generations who laugh at you when you talk about Panorama Bar, and they tell you about the Golden Days of Ostgut?

Well, this just very well be the Ostgut of Berlin Drag. Don't be dumb. Come out.

LIPSTICK EMOJI.


Und nun zu den Aussichten der aktuellen Karaokewoche:


DONNERSTAG 13.7.17 ab 19 Uhr - LOVING THE ALIEN!
ab 22 Uhr - SING ON STAGE with SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY

Weekend Warm-up! Avoid long waiting times - sing on a Thursday!




FREITAG 14.7.17 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with SHREDDER

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
OMG I AM LOVING THE ALIEN! I can't wait to see the show next Thursday!!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

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SAMSTAG 15.7.17 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
OMG I AM LOVING THE ALIEN! I can't wait to see the show next Thursday!!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**


   
SONNTAG 16.7.17 ab 21 Uhr -  LIQUID BRUNCH with CHIKA 

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and get back up on stage with the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!


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MONTAG 17.7.17 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with SHREDDER

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!


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DIENSTAG 18.7.17 ab 21 Uhr -  THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS!

EVERY. TUESDAY. NIGHT. The ladies of the House of Presents spread their legs and welcome you to MONSTER RONSON'S for a drag show you don't want to miss! Support these hard working queens as they entertain you on the hardest day of the week, evey week!

Dive into GIEZA'S POKEHOUSE as Gieza Poke is going to be hosting a pre-show with brand-new talent every week! Category is: Queen first time in drag on the stage! The newcomers show starts promptly at 22.


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Dienstag, 11. Juli 2017

Berlin Bruisers' Violet Varieté: 5th Bday - Powered by SCRUFF





Fr. 4.8 ab 19 Uhr:
THE BERLIN BRUISERS' VIOLET VARIETÉ: 5TH BIRTHDAY
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(deutsche Version unten)


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The Berlin Bruisers – the first gay and inclusive rugby team in Germany – are turning 5 year old! From humble beginnings on the fields of Tiergarten to contenders the German Regionaliga and in major international rugby tournaments, the team has grown tremendously and the boys are getting stronger and stronger! However, what would be a rugby club without its fans and supporters? And without the fun? That‘s why they are inviting you to their 5th Birthday Bash to their fourth installment of a wild and crazy Variety night!. The ruggers are feeling at home at Monster Ronsons‘ Ichiban Karaoke Bar… and where better to let lose, and have fun where one feels at home, amongst friends and family. And no worries, the Bruisers are giving the presents! This birthday party promises to be even hotter, and wilder than ever before – in short an unforgettable night!


It will be an evening of spectacular performance, ranging  from drag to magic, live music, juggling and comedy. An evening filled with international and local artists, and most importantly, the sexy Berlin Bruisers – the most colorful German rugby team – who for this occasion will showcase their artistic side.


A lovely evening where these sportsmen wait for you in the best karaoke bar of Berlin! Refreshing numbers and a summer atmosphere are already booked. The rugby shorts are getting shorter and shorter, and the costumes crazier!  The revenues of the evening will help the Bruisers to continue pursuing their stated goal:


To clearly tell and show the world that it doesn‘t matter the color of your skin, what your sexual orientation, gender identity or HIV status is, as long as you work to be stronger together, on the field and in life. With your donations, the Bruisers will be able to participate in international Gay Rugby tournaments, as well as successfully participate in many LGBT* events, and even in workshops against bullying in Berlin schools. The team will also organize the third edition of the "Bash About" (second largest European LGBT* Rugby tournament) next year thanks to your donations.


Rugby players are famous for celebrating wildly. And you do not want to miss a birthday party with this crazy team! This wild group is disciplined by the best fitness coach of Scotland, Gieza Poke. At her side, Judy LaDivina, one of Berlin‘s most beautiful Drag Queens, will moderate this hot evening.


What would be a birthday celebration without music? For this we have the most popular queer hip-hop singer in the world as a guest: Rica Shay, fresh from Los Angeles.


Laughter is the best medicine and you will be getting a large dose of it from David Hailey who will take you into his thunderous life as expat in Berlin.

The strange couple Fannie Headäk and Mandie Minxx will take you on a magical and deranged musical journey into the 50s.

Joy and Clarence Pickles, star couple from the good times of the BBC, will hit you with a hilarious magic show!


The Bruisers are winners. And, of course, they invite only winners to their crazy birthday party. Luke Burrage is the best combat juggler in the world. And will show us his talents with balls and clubs.


The Berlin Bruisers will be also on the stage. The "Bruisers Circus" will show you that the guys are not only good players but also musicians, jugglers, comedians, dancers and magicians! And then, off come the clothes, a timeless tradition: the Bruisers Striptease! Naked, sweating skin is always a sight of beauty! Pros also have a good place on stage: Viva l'Amore, Neo-Burlesque dancer from New York, and Alisa Saric, a passionate pole dancer from Berlin, are simply more delicious than a birthday cake. Go ahead, take a bite!


After the show, you're off: from 11pm the karaoke machines are going on high-speed, and you do not even have to sing "Happy Birthday!"… don‘t you?



Where and when: Friday, August 4, 2017 at Monster Ronson's Ichiban Karaoke. Entrance from 19:15 pm, show from 20:30 to 23 o’clock. After the show, we celebrate with you as if we were young forever!

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Das erste schwule und inklusive Rugby Team Deutschland, die Berlin Bruisers, werden 5 Jahre alt! Von Regionalliga-Kämpfen in Brandenburg bis zu den Rugby Feldern von Madrid, Die Berlin Bruisers haben viel erlebt und die Jungs werden immer stärker! Aber was wäre ein Rugby Team ohne Supporter_innen? Und ohne Spaß? Die Bruisers laden euch alle ein zur vierten Ausgabe ihrer verrückten Varieté-Nacht! Die Ruggers fühlen sich echt wie zu Hause im Monster Ronsons‘ Ichiban Karaoke Bar. Und man feiert immer am besten zu Hause, zwischen Freund_innen und Familie. Und keine Sorge: die Bruisers besorgen die Geschenke! Es wird heiß, unvergesslich und wild auf dieser Geburtstagsparty! 

Ein gutes Dutzend spektakulärer Acts, von Drag und Magie, Livemusik, bis Jonglage und Comedy – eine Nacht mit internationalen Künstlern und natürlich den Berlin Bruisers, der buntesten Rugbymannschaft Deutschlands, die dem Publikum, ihre kunstvollste Seite zeigen wird!
Ein bezaubernder Abend mit den Sportlern erwartet euch im einer der berühmtesten Karaoke-Bars Berlins. Erfrischende Nummer und sommerliche Laune sind angesagt! Die Rugby Shorts werden immer kürzer und die Bühnenkostüme immer verzaubernder! 

Die Einkünfte des Abends helfen den Bruisers, auch weiterhin ihr Ziel zu verfolgen: 

Aller Welt klarzumachen, dass es völlig egal ist, welche Hautfarbe, sexuelle Orientierung, geschlechtliche Identität oder HIV-Status du hast, wenn du – wie die Bruisers - daran arbeitest, gemeinsam stark zu sein – auf dem Spielfeld und im Leben. Mit euren Spenden werden die Bruisers auch zukünftig an internationalen Gay Rugby Turnieren teilnehmen
können sowie an vielen LGBT*I-Veranstaltungen und sogar Workshops gegen Bullying in den Berliner Schulen erfolgreich weiterführen. Das Team wird auch dank eurer Spende die dritte Ausgabe des „Bash about“ (das zweitgrößte europäische LSBT*I Rugby Turnier) nächstes Jahr organisieren.
Rugby Spieler sind berühmt dafür, sehr wild zu feiern. Diese wilde Truppe wird von der beste Fitness Trainerin Schottlands, Gieza Poke, diszipliniert. An ihrer Seite, Judy LaDivina, eine der schönste Drag Queens Berlin, wird diesen heißen Abend moderieren. 

Was wäre eine Geburtstagsfeier ohne Musik? Dafür haben wir der angesagteste queer Hip- Hop Sänger der Welt als Gast: Rica Shay, frisch aus Los Angeles zugeflogen.
Lachen ist das schönste Geschenk. Und da werden die Gelegenheiten nicht fehlen! Das amüsante Pärchen Fannie Headäk und Mandie Minxx werden Euch in eine musikalische und verrückte Reise in die 50er mitnehmen. David Hailey wird uns sein unglaubliches und urkomisches Leben als „neuer Berliner“ erzählen. Joy und Clarence Pickles, Star-Paar von den guten Zeiten der BBC, werden Euch mit einer urkomischen Zaubershow vom Hocker hauen! 

Die Bruisers sind Gewinner. Und sie laden natürlich nur Gewinner auf ihre verrückte Geburtstagsparty. Luke Burrage ist der beste „Kombat-Juggler“ der Welt. Und wird uns sein Talent mit Bällen und Keulen zeigen. 

Die Berlin Bruisers werden auch selber auf der Bühne sein. Mit dem „Bruisers Circus“ wird es Euch gezeigt, dass die Jungs nicht nur gute Spieler sind aber auch Musiker, Juggler, Komiker, Tänzer und Zauber sind! Und dann, weg mit den Kleidungen! Es ist Tradition: der Bruisers Strip! Und nackte Haut ist immer einen schöner Geschenk! Aber Profis haben auch einen guten Platz auf der Bühne: Viva l’Amore, Neo-Burlesque Tänzerin aus New York, und Alisa Saric, leidenschaftliche Pole Tänzerin aus Berlin, sind einfach leckerer als Geburtstagstorte!. 

Nach der Show seid ihr dran: ab 23 Uhr laufen die Karaoke-Maschinen auf Hochtouren, und ihr müsst nicht mal „Happy Birthday!“ singen. Oder doch? 

Wo und wann: Freitag, 04.08. im Monster Ronson’s Ichiban Karaoke. Einlass ab 19:15 Uhr, Show von 20:30 bis 23 Uhr. Nach der Show feiern wir mit euch, als ob wir für immer jung wären! 

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Mittwoch, 5. Juli 2017

LANDING IN 5... 4... 3... 2...





ATTN Monsters, Freaks, Geeks, Ghouls, Bowie Fans, Hedwig & The Angry Inch Fans, Rocky Horror Enthusiasts, SETI members und amateur ufologists: 

LOVING THE ALIEN is landing at Ronson's TOMORROW!

Get your tickets HERE!

If you like The Rocky Horror Show and Hedwig & the Angry Inch, you are going to LOVE "Loving the Alien”!

It’s a wild and wacky, scary and sexy, super-rockin’ show that will have you dancing in the aisles and laughing ‘til it hurts.

Everybody knows the famous glam-rocking alien whose name rhymes with Twiggy, but DID YOU KNOW THAT HE HAD A YOUNGER BROTHER NAMED IGGY? It's fifty years later, and the younger sibling- the world's first "official" alien visitor- has landed, but what does his arrival mean? Has he come down to enslave us? Or is he just trying to get lucky? Could this be the end of Earth, or is he trying to save us?

By the end of the show all will be told by a colorful cast of characters, in a way that will have you laughing, crying, dancing, singing, and thoroughly well spent
NEW DATES: Berlin, Germany, every Thursday night in July, at the fabulous MONSTER RONSON'S ICHIBAN KARAOKE! (July 6th, 13th, 20th, & 27th.) LOVING THE ALIEN originally premiered at Skylight Santa Fe, N.M. on Thursday, Nov. 5th, 2015 for a triumphant run in both Santa Fe and Albuquerque.
Featuring some of Berlin's finest performers, rockers, dancers, actors and a special appearance by "Germany's Got Talent" contestant Mazy Mazeltov, this upcoming Berlin run is going to be the "must see" of the year. 


Stay after the show for karaoke on stage with RIPSY!

Und nun zu den Aussichten der aktuellen Karaokewoche:


MITTWOCH 5.7.17 ab 21 Uhr - BLUE WEDNESDAY with JACU!

Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke!

Hosted by Jacu

Half-Price Classic Cocktails from 9pm - midnight



DONNERSTAG 6.7.17 ab 19 Uhr - LOVING THE ALIEN!
ab 22 Uhr - SING ON STAGE with RIPSY

Weekend Warm-up! Avoid long waiting times - sing on a Thursday!




FREITAG 7.7.17 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with JOHNNY BALLANTINE

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
OMG I AM LOVING THE ALIEN! I can't wait to see the show next Thursday!!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

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SAMSTAG 8.7.17 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with LICKY PUPPY

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
OMG I AM LOVING THE ALIEN! I can't wait to see the show next Thursday!!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**


   
SONNTAG 9.7.17 ab 21 Uhr -  LIQUID BRUNCH with KING JOSEPHINE

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and get back up on stage with the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!


FACEBOOK EVENT



MONTAG 10.7.17 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with RIPSY

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!


FACEBOOK EVENT


DIENSTAG 11.7.17 ab 21 Uhr -  THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS!

EVERY. TUESDAY. NIGHT. The ladies of the House of Presents spread their legs and welcome you to MONSTER RONSON'S for a drag show you don't want to miss! Support these hard working queens as they entertain you on the hardest day of the week, evey week!

Dive into GIEZA'S POKEHOUSE as Gieza Poke is going to be hosting a pre-show with brand-new talent every week! Category is: Queen first time in drag on the stage! The newcomers show starts promptly at 22.


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