Dienstag, 25. April 2017

EUROVISION, LOONEY TUNEZ, PIANO BAR & MORE!



THIS SATURDAY!!!

Don't miss an extra special ESC Finale public viewing + afterparty!!

Join the Facebook Event HERE

 Welcome to Berlin's only Eurovision party for post-humans! 
Forget nationalism. Goodbye Europe. Auf wiedersehen homo sapiens. 

In honor of this year's theme of 'Celebrate Diversity' we're expanding the world's biggest pop music contest to also include aliens, freaks, and sea life! 

Join karaoke-cyborg Scotty Technology with special guest journalist from under the sea Squidwin Triumph and discover answers to the important questions such as:

Will Deutschland finish above last this time?
Will France's presenter refuse to speak English again?
Will the entire ESC be annexed by Russia?
Who will win?!

More Euro-tastic delights happening throughout the night:

Burlesque performance by Sturgeon Gainsbourg (Poppy Cox).
After party DJs playing Eurodance Megahits.
Eurovision karaoke all night.

Does that sound like a Perfect Life? Oui, Douze Points!

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AND DON'T MISS our very special PIANO BAR with SHOMO & LICKY PUPPY on Wendesday the 17th!!

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Und hier, die aktuelle Aussichten der Karaokewoche:


DONNERSTAG 11.5.17 ab 22 Uhr -  PANTY SPLATTERS with T-WORD & OLYMPIA BUKKAKIS!

SEXY SINGING. TASTELESS DANCING. SHOT SLUTS.
HARD FUCKS. TENDER KISSES. SLOPPY SECONDS. & A PANTY RAFFLE (DUH).

Free shots for the first Karaoke singers... cum early and get ready to lose your shit
cause it's PANTY SPLATTERS: A STAIN OF MIND.







FREITAG 12.5.17 ab 22 Uhr --  LOONEY TUNEZ LIVE BAND KARAOKE + SING ON STAGE with SHREDDER

From midnight til 2am, sing with a LIVE ROCK BAND on the big stage!
Before and after the live band, sing on stage with SHREDDER!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
I can't wait for the ESC party happening here tomorrow!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

FACEBOOK EVENT 




SAMSTAG 13.5.17 ab 20 Uhr -- EUROVISION!

(see info above)


    


SONNTAG 14.5.17 ab 21 Uhr -  LIQUID BRUNCH with RIPSY

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and then get back up on stage with RIPSY & the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

FACEBOOK EVENT




MONTAG 15.5.17 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with CHIKA

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!


FACEBOOK EVENT



DIENSTAG 16.5.17 ab 21 Uhr --THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS: DRAG RACE!

PANSY and THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS are back at MONSTER RONSON’S every Tuesday night for DRAG RACE! Start your engines, doors are at 2100, screening starts at 2200, and is followed by shows with some of the fiercest queens in town. Come early to grab a seat for the ride of your life. Heels will be broken, weaves will be snatched, and lashes will be lost as we crawl our way to finish line. Dressing up is highly encouraged. You never know when the spotlight might just shine on you! MAY THE BEST GENDER NON-BINARY PERSON WIN!




MITTWOCH 17.5.17 ab 21 Uhr -  PIANO BAR with SHOMO & LICKY PUPPY!

Sing on stage with the piano man! Hosted by Licky Puppy!

Half-priced classic cocktails from 9pm - midnight!








Mittwoch, 19. April 2017

Erhobenekaraokeliebhaber und Stimmigeatmosphärefans!



Attention all Erhobenekaraokeliebhaber und Stimmigeatmosphärefans! 

Although we love The House of Presents and their epic drag shows every Tuesday - of course we miss our beloved Blue Tuesdays like mad!

Which is why starting in May, every first Wednesday of the month is a special Blue Wednesday!

KJ JACU will be hosting the very first Blue Wednesday on May 3rd! Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke all night + half-priced classic cocktails from 9pm - midnight!

So if you're an Erhobenekaraokeliebhaber or a Stimmigeatmosphärefan ... SMASH that GOING button on the Facebook event page HERE!


Und hie, die aktuelle Aussichten der Karaokewoche:

DONNERSTAG 20.4.17 ab 22 Uhr -  AFTER DARK with BILLIE PALE & TEXAS!

EVERY THIRD THURSDAY @ RONSON'S!

Alternative Vinyl DJ sets with BILLIE PALE + Alternative Karaoke!

Punk. Surf. Rock & Roll.
Hardcore. Metal.
Garage. Ska.
Country.
No Britney, no Whitney.




FREITAG 21.4.17 ab 22 Uhr --  SING ON STAGE with MC CHAMBERS

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
Ich liebe Erhobenekaraokeliebhaber und Stimmigeatmosphärefans!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

FACEBOOK EVENT 




SAMSTAG 22.4.17 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with LICKY PUPPY

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
Ich liebe Erhobenekaraokeliebhaber und Stimmigeatmosphärefans!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**


    


SONNTAG 23.4.17 ab 21 Uhr -  LIQUID BRUNCH with the KÄPT'N

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and then get back up on stage with the KÄPT'N & the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

FACEBOOK EVENT




MONTAG 24.4.17 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with SHREDDER

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!


FACEBOOK EVENT



DIENSTAG 18.4.17 ab 21 Uhr --THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS: DRAG RACE!

PANSY and THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS are back at MONSTER RONSON’S every Tuesday night for DRAG RACE! Start your engines, doors are at 2100, screening starts at 2200, and is followed by shows with some of the fiercest queens in town. Come early to grab a seat for the ride of your life. Heels will be broken, weaves will be snatched, and lashes will be lost as we crawl our way to finish line. Dressing up is highly encouraged. You never know when the spotlight might just shine on you! MAY THE BEST GENDER NON-BINARY PERSON WIN!




Freitag, 14. April 2017

Blue Wednesdays!




Every first Wednesday of the month is Blue Wednesday!

Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke ab 21 Uhr! Sing songs from our Blue Book!
 
Half-priced classic cocktails from 9pm-midnight!







Mittwoch, 12. April 2017

WILD THING!


 Bäraoke! Foto: Waldemar Krysiak

BÄRAOKE: WILD THING is TOMORROW! 13.4



Morgen isses soweit! It's Bäraoke time, babies!

Karaoke on the big stage with hostesses Monnica Bearvinksy & Gieza Poke!

DJ War Bear is there for your aural pleasure!

And Shomo will be tickling the keys (and maybe more) in the Piano Lounge aka the Elvis Box!

Beer Bust! Für €8 Eintritt kann man Freibier saufen von 22-2 Uhr!


Und die Raucherlounge Kabinen sind Porno Kabinen! Darkroom Karaoke!

Come early - stay late! See you there, bear!

*Diese Party soll very fucking gay bleiben! Das heißt: wenn ihr ne Gruppe von mehreren heterosexuellen Brüder und Schwester seid - kommt bitte lieber an einem anderen Tag!*


und hier, die aktuelle Aussichten der Karaokewoche:




FREITAG 14.4.17 ab 22 Uhr --  SING ON STAGE with RIC NASTY

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
Frohe Ostern! Auferstehen und wieder saufen gehen!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

FACEBOOK EVENT 




SAMSTAG 15.4.17 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with RIPSY

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
Frohe Ostern! Auferstehen und wieder saufen gehen!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**


    


SONNTAG 16.4.17 ab 21 Uhr -  LIQUID BRUNCH with RIC NASTY

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and then get back up on stage with the MC CHAMBERS & the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

FACEBOOK EVENT




MONTAG 17.4.17 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with SUPERNOA

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!


FACEBOOK EVENT



DIENSTAG 18.4.17 ab 21 Uhr --THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS: DRAG RACE!

PANSY and THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS are back at MONSTER RONSON’S every Tuesday night for DRAG RACE! Start your engines, doors are at 2100, screening starts at 2200, and is followed by shows with some of the fiercest queens in town. Come early to grab a seat for the ride of your life. Heels will be broken, weaves will be snatched, and lashes will be lost as we crawl our way to finish line. Dressing up is highly encouraged. You never know when the spotlight might just shine on you! MAY THE BEST GENDER NON-BINARY PERSON WIN!




Mittwoch, 5. April 2017

OMG IT'S BÄRAOKE TIME!!!


NEXT THURSDAY! 13.4


C'mon, c'mon, wild thing!
Shake it, shake it, wild thing!
 
The legendary karaoke party for hairy men and their fur-loving friends is back! Dieser Gründonnerstag ist den Bären gewidmet!
As always, it's a Beer Bust! €8 Flatrate Beer from 22 - 2 Uhr!

Sing on the Ronson's BRAND NEW STAGE with hostesses MONNICA BEARVINSKY & GIEZA POKE!
Dance to the wild sounds of DJ WAR BEAR!
Sing in the Piano Lounge with SHOMO the BEARDED!
Or fuck in the DARK ROOM CABINS!

Come as your wildest spirit animal! Free shots for furry animals!

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******** BERLIN BRUISERS BÄRAOKE SPECIAL ********

Die Berlin Bruisers wollen Stimmung machen, um frühlingshafte Energie zu tanken, bevor sie am 28.04. nach Madrid zum Union Cup fliegen. Wenn man ernst Rugby spielt, muss man auch wild feiern können! KJ Gieza Poke, auch ein Elite-Mitglied der Berlin Bruisers (sie war sogar der Kapitän der Mannschaft) wird die verrückte Truppe und ihre Freund_innen durch eine abgedrehte Nacht mit vielen Eiern, Testosterone und anderen Leckereien führen.

So, nimm doch das Mikrophon, lass dich von den Königen des Gay Rugby inspirieren und sing dein Ding, um deine lieblings Mannschaft auf dem Weg zu ihrem ersten europäischen Sieg zu begleiten!

Spezielle sexy dance Nummer und Bruisers merch sind versprochen!

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I think I love you... but I wanna know for sure... come on and hold me tight... I love you, Wild Thing!



und hier, die aktuelle Aussichten der Karaokewoche:


DONNERSTAG 6.4.17 ab 22 Uhr -- KJ SHREDDER + THE KARAOKE SPOCKSTARS!


Sing on stage with The Shredder!

+ a special performance by the Karaoke Spockstars!

FACEBOOK EVENT 




FREITAG 7.4.17 ab 22 Uhr --  SING ON STAGE with KING JOSEPHINE

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
OMG Bäraoke is this Thursday! I'm going to invite all my furry friends!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

FACEBOOK EVENT 




SAMSTAG 8.4.17 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with LICKY PUPPY

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
OMG Bäraoke is this Thursday! I'm going to invite all my furry friends!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**


    


SONNTAG 9.4.17 ab 21 Uhr -  LIQUID BRUNCH with SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and then get back up on stage with the MC CHAMBERS & the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

FACEBOOK EVENT




MONTAG 10.4.17 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with RIPSY

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!


FACEBOOK EVENT



DIENSTAG 11.4.17 ab 21 Uhr --THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS: DRAG RACE!

PANSY and THE HOUSE OF PRESENTS are back at MONSTER RONSON’S every Tuesday night for DRAG RACE! Start your engines, doors are at 2100, screening starts at 2200, and is followed by shows with some of the fiercest queens in town. Come early to grab a seat for the ride of your life. Heels will be broken, weaves will be snatched, and lashes will be lost as we crawl our way to finish line. Dressing up is highly encouraged. You never know when the spotlight might just shine on you! MAY THE BEST GENDER NON-BINARY PERSON WIN!