Mittwoch, 25. Mai 2016

PALAIS PLASTIQUE IS COMING!!



PALAIS PLASTIQUE!

NEXT WEEK! Thursday, June 2nd ab 22 Uhr

Step into the Palais: The ethereal Hungry, the marble-ous Chloe Waldorf and the hysterical Yvonne Nightstand present to you a polished night of alternative performance extravaganza!

This is a showcase for all the ones to watch! A night to be discovered and discover yourself! Come as your favourite alter ego and dress to depress! Because, let's face it: This is your movie and you're here to let everyone know!

Palais Plastique is a night dedicated to get Berlin's club kids back on the dance floor! We want your very own drag, radical looks, concepts no one understands and things glued to your face! And all that in an environment that appreciates and celebrates your effort! Let us drag you on stage for our lip sync competition! Let us make you flaunt your outfit to get the chance to win a tacky shiny hat!

We will have very special guest judges to crown our nogender king and queen of the Palais and prizes you don't want, but will take home anyway! You will be facing twisted drag acts and glorious DJ sets by your hostesses and friends all night long, and there are rumours the SXXSELLS kids will be spinning some tunes as well! Or escape the dance floor for a bit, to have your tarot cards laid out and read for you! All this glamour will be captured by Berlin's newest treasure, Daniel Peace, who just left all of London's glitz, to catch Berlin's sub cultures & personas, just like he, very successfully and often published, did in the Kingdom. Are you ready for your close up?

June 2nd, Monster Ronsons Ichiban Karaoke um 22 Uhr



 Und so sieht die aktuelle Karaokewoche aus:  

DONNERSTAG 26.5.16 ab 22 Uhr - iMPROViNYLOKE with RUMPELSTIL & HANS

Sing your thing!

Improvise & sing along while RUMPELSTIL spins vinyl!


+ Karaoke with HANS



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FREITAG 27.5.16 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with PRINCE WILLIAM

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
I promise to tip my bartenders well!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

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SAMSTAG 28.5.16 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
I promise to tip my bartenders well!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

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SONNTAG 29.5.16 ab 19:30 -- SWING TANZEN + LIQUID BRUNCH mit dem KÄPT'N

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come early for a swing dance and then later get back up on stage with KÄPT'N & the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

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MONTAG 30.5.16 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with ALEXANDRA MOON-AGE

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

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DIENSTAG 31.5.16 um 19:30 - JOIN THE BERLIN POP CHOIR!
ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with FENEK SÉLAVY

um 19:30 -  JOIN THE BERLIN POP CHOIR!
 
There's no audition and no experience necessary - it's all about having fun singing. The Berlin Pop Choir is a diverse group of people who come together every week. The repertoire ranges from Lady Gaga to Pet Shop Boys, from Joy Division, Wild Beasts to Britney Spears. The choir performs at the end of every course and at various locations around Berlin.

Check out www.berlinpopchoir.de for more information!


+ ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with FENEK SÉLAVY

Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke

FREE ENTRY + Half-priced Classic Cocktails from 9pm-midnight!

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Dienstag, 24. Mai 2016

AFTER DARK!




AFTER DARK!

Karaoke with an edge!

EVERY THIRD THURSDAY @ RONSON'S!

Alternative Vinyl DJ sets with BILLIE PALE + Alternative Karaoke!

Punk. Surf. Rock & Roll.
Hardcore. Metal.
Garage. Ska.
Country.
No Britney, no Whitney.


EVERY THIRD THURSDAY

AT MONSTER RONSON'S



Montag, 23. Mai 2016

ALLES KLAR - LIVE! @ PANTY SPLATTERS!




DONNERSTAG, 9. JUNI ab 22 Uhr!

The ALLES KLAR ! Show is a highly energetic and liberating experience,

Totally undiplomatic and utterly shameless.

Direct and kinky words laying on top of pumping electronic rocking beats, naughty guitars and juicy synths. The singers Alice and Claire share dirty spiritualism out of their deep throats and guide you through the holy trinity:

food- fuck and fun.


Join the Facebook Event HERE!

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PALAIS PLASTIQUE!





Step into the Palais: The ethereal Hungry, the marble-ous Chloe Waldorf and the hysterical Yvonne Nightstand present to you a polished night of alternative performance extravaganza!

This is a showcase for all the ones to watch! A night to be discovered and discover yourself!
Come as your favourite alter ego and dress to depress! Because, let's face it: This is your movie and you're here to let everyone know!

Palais Plastique is a night dedicated to get Berlin's club kids back on the dance floor! We want your very own drag, radical looks, concepts no one understands and things glued to your face! And all that in an environment that appreciates and celebrates your effort! Let us drag you on stage for our lip sync competition! Let us make you flaunt your outfit to get the chance to win a tacky shiny hat!
We will have very special guest judges to crown our nogender king and queen of the Palais and prizes you don't want, but will take home anyway!

You will be facing twisted drag acts and glorious DJ sets by your hostesses and friends all night long, and there are rumours the SXXSELLS kids will be spinning some tunes as well! Or escape the dance floor for a bit, to have your tarot cards laid out and read for you!

All this glamour will be captured by Berlin's newest treasure, Daniel Peace, who just left all of London's glitz, to catch Berlin's sub cultures & personas, just like he, very successfully and often published, did in the Kingdom. Are you ready for your close up?
 

DOORS 22:00
SHOW 00:00


Join the FACEBOOK EVENT HERE!

Mittwoch, 18. Mai 2016

ANATOPIA, THE GERMANS FROM GERMANY, LOONEY TUNEZ and mORE!




MORGEN (Donnerstag, 19.5) spielt ANTOPIA zum ersten mal LIVE im RONSON'S! Und THE GERMANS FROM GERMANY (feat. The Glorious Hole Boys) spielen zum zweiten mal bei uns live! Wer das erste Konzert von den Germans verpasst hat, soll sie sich dieses mal auf keinen Fall entgehen lassen! Check it out, kinners!!

ANATOPIA
In every song, ANATOPIA tries to play all instruments at the same time and call it psychedelic 80’s high tech pop. They can be very loud, often too fast, sometimes slow a.k.a groovy and have a weird concept of fashion but they surely love to boogie. 

The Germans from Germany

 "The emotions which the Germans arouse in others oscillate between admiration and fear. They are thought of as efficient, self-obsessed, arrogant, domineering and lacking rhythm.” (Internet)

Bü’s Mother, Frankie, met Shwastique in late 2006, while being held at Lausanne Airport Customs. After a long night of disproportionate interrogation, the two met again in court in 2008 to press charges against the Aéroport Région Lausannoise "La Blécherette" S.A.. 
From there a friendship of unprecedented argument in music began. Just like very evil children hiding the remains of a tortured sibling (Luke Warmcop) Shwastique (keys/cymbals), Bü (guitar/pad/cymbals) and Dr Øffe (bass/snare/bass drum) never cease to return to the grave of Jean Frankfurter (سيرهالحب) to smudge the borders between “kleine wolken, typische scheisse und nie gehörte musik”.


DONNERSTAG 19.5.16 ab 20:30 - ANATOPIA - LIVE! + THE GERMANS FROM GERMANY feat THE GLORIOUS HOLE BOYS + DJ THUNDER TOUCH

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FREITAG 20.5.16 ab 22 Uhr -- LOONEY TUNEZ LIVE ROCK KARAOKE + SING ON STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY & RIPSY!

From midnight til 2am, sing with a LIVE ROCK BAND on the big stage!
Beforehand, sing on stage with FENEK SÉLAVY!
Afterwards, sing on stage with RIPSY!


***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
Ich verspreche feierlich von heute an, jeden Tag, ein Lied zu singen!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

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SAMSTAG 21.5.16 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with PRINCE WILLIAM


***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
Ich verspreche feierlich von heute an, jeden Tag, ein Lied zu singen!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

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SONNTAG 22.5.16 ab 21 Uhr -- LIQUID BRUNCH with LICKY PUPPY

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and then get back up on stage with LICKY PUPPY & the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

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MONTAG 23.5.16 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with RIPSY

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

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DIENSTAG 24.5.16 um 19:30 - JOIN THE BERLIN POP CHOIR!
ab 21 Uhr -- PIANO BAR with HANS & SHOMO!

um 19:30 -  JOIN THE BERLIN POP CHOIR!
 
There's no audition and no experience necessary - it's all about having fun singing. The Berlin Pop Choir is a diverse group of people who come together every week. The repertoire ranges from Lady Gaga to Pet Shop Boys, from Joy Division, Wild Beasts to Britney Spears. The choir performs at the end of every course and at various locations around Berlin.

Check out www.berlinpopchoir.de for more information!


+ ab 21 Uhr -- PIANO BAR with HANS & SHOMO!

Sing in our lounge with HANS & THE PIANOMAN!

FREE ENTRY + Half-priced Classic Cocktails from 9pm-midnight!

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Dienstag, 17. Mai 2016

BÄRAOKE: BEARATHON!




SAVE THE DATE: THURSDAY, JUNE 23rd ab 22 Uhr!!

The BEARS are back for SUMMER LOVIN'!!!

They're lacing up their running shoes, stripping down to short-shorts and tightening up their jock straps for a sweaty night of SONG and DANCE at the BEARATHON!!

As always, there will be €7 flatrate beer from 22 - 2 Uhr!!

SING like a SPORT on the big stage with MONNICA BEARVINKSY & GIEZA POKE!!

DANCE to athletic tunes by DJ WAR BEAR!!

or SCREW in the DARKROOM BOXES!!

FREE SHOTS for SHORT-SHORTS!!

 + Athletic Games & Trophy Prizes! +B

Let's get PHYSICAL!!!

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Mittwoch, 11. Mai 2016

EUROVISION SONG CONTEST 2016!!!




Am SAMSTAG (14.5) ist es wieder soweit! Ronson's legendary ESC SCREENING PARTY is upon us!!

Aber erstmal ein wichtiger Hinweiss bezüglich des Events:

As ESC over the past few years has become increasingly political, and with this year's series of very unfortunate (downright deplorable) policies (banning of Palestinian Flags, removal of Romani people from the premises, u.A.), we want to make clear that Ronson's does not support these policies in any way, shape or form! For us, the ESC party has always been about the songs and the performances and never about nationalism, European fanaticism, flags or politics!

For this reason we are banning ALL national flags from the venue on Saturday. 
We will have materials ready for guests to construct their own decorations out of glitter-paper and colors that represent NO NATION but ImagiNATION! You can make your own imaginative flag in exchange for a donation to housing for LGBTQ refugees.

Because MUSIC should bring people TOGETHER!!!

Please be advised that you will not be allowed into the club if you are wearing and / or carrying any national flags.

We have a really fun night planned including a very special visitor from a far-away place! We've also got karaoke versions of many of the current ESC songs (see below)! So as always, after the public viewing, you can sing your favorite ESC songs on the big stage!

Our beloved KJ SHREDDER is also celebrating his birthday at midnight! He will take the karaoke reigns at 1am, with special guest performances and some DJ sets as well!

It's bound to be a banger!! Don't miss it!!

Here is a list of all of the ESC Songs from this year's contest which you can sing on the stage:


2016

Estonia -  Jüri Pootsmann - Play
Sweden -  Frans -  If I Were Sorry
Croatia -  Nina Kraljić- Lighthouse
San Marino - Serhat-  I Didn't Know
Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
Georgia -  Nika Kocharov & Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
Israel - Hovi Star - Made of Stars
Latvia - Justs - Hearbeat
Serbia - ZAA Sanja Vuić - Goodbye (Shelter)
Russia - Sergey Lazarev -You Are The Only One
Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
France - Amir - J'ai cherché

There you have it! So get practicing!! And SEE YOU SATURDAY!! 


DONNERSTAG 12.5.16 ab 22 Uhr - PANTY SPLATTERS w/ T-WORD & MYSTI

SEXY SINGING. TASTELESS DANCING. SHOT SLUTS. HARD FUCKS. TENDER KISSES. SLOPPY SECONDS. & A PANTY RAFFLE (DUH).

Free shots for the first Karaoke singers... cum early and get ready to lose your shit cause it's PANTY SPLATTERS: A STAIN OF MIND.


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FREITAG 13.5.16 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with PRINCE WILLIAM

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
"I got that Eurovision fevaaaaaaaa!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

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SAMSTAG 14.5.16 ab 20 Uhr -- EUROVISION SONG CONTEST 2016 PUBLIC VIEWING + KARAOKE AFTERPARTY / BIRTHDAY BASH with SHREDDER!!

Monster Ronson's legendary annual ESC Public Viewing Party + Karaoke Aftershow! Watch the Grand Finale on the big screen at our air-conditioned stage, vote for your favorites with us and then sing your favorite songs from this year's contest afterwards on the big stage with FENEK SÉLAVY & the Monsters!!

+ ab 1 Uhr: SHREDDER'S BIRTHDAY BASH including special guest performances and DJ sets!!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
"I got that Eurovision fevaaaaaaaa!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

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SONNTAG 15.5.16 ab 21 Uhr -- LIQUID BRUNCH with SUPERNOA

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and then get back up on stage with SUPERNOA & the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

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MONTAG 16.5.16 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with LICKY PUPPY

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

FACEBOOK EVENT



DIENSTAG 17.5.16 um 19:30 - JOIN THE BERLIN POP CHOIR!
ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with JACU!

um 19:30 -  JOIN THE BERLIN POP CHOIR!
 
There's no audition and no experience necessary - it's all about having fun singing. The Berlin Pop Choir is a diverse group of people who come together every week. The repertoire ranges from Lady Gaga to Pet Shop Boys, from Joy Division, Wild Beasts to Britney Spears. The choir performs at the end of every course and at various locations around Berlin.

Check out www.berlinpopchoir.de for more information!


+ ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with JACU!

Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke with JACU!

FREE ENTRY + Half-priced Classic Cocktails from 9pm-midnight!

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Dienstag, 3. Mai 2016

SPRING HAS SPRUNG, LET'S HAVE FUN!!!



SPRING has finally SPRUNG! And we're kicking off the season with a full-on week of FUN!

The fun starts TOMORROW (Mittwoch 4.5) with a special Himmelfahrt Karaoke Nacht with PRINCE WILLIAM!

On THURSDAY (5.5.) PHOEBE KILLDEER & THE SHIFT will be LIVE at Ronson's for their LP Release Concert!

Phoebe Killdeer & The Shift is the collaboration between newly Berliner Phoebe Killdeer (Nouvelle Vague, The Short Straws) with experimental musicians Thomas Mahmoud-Zahl (SFX, The Nest, Tannhäuser Sterben & das Tod, Von Spar) and Ole Wulfers (Kapaikos, Party Diktator), supported by actress and singer Maria de Medeiros (i.e. »The Saddest Music in the World«, »Pulp Fiction«).

And on SATURDAY (7.5) is the second edition of the BERLIN BRUISERS' VIOLET VARIETÉ, starting at 21 Uhr! Doors open at 20 Uhr, so get there early because space is limited! Karaoke on the big stage with PRINCE WILLIAM will begin immediately after the Varieté at 23 Uhr!!

Here's to a week of FUN!!!


MITTWOCH  4.5.16 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with PRINCE WILLIAM

Happy Himmelfahrt!

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DONNERSTAG 5.5.16 ab 22 Uhr - PHOEBE KILLDEER & THE SHIFT - 'THE PIANO'S PLAYING THE DEVIL'S MUSIC' LP RELEASE CONCERT!

»The Piano’s Playing The Devils Tune« is »free music« in a most emphatic sense: The interplay between the abstract instrumentation on the one hand, equally recalling genres as diverse as noise rock, bass music and musique concrète, as well as the intimate, concrete humanity of the sound on the other hand establishes a sprawling sonic space that gravitates around the haunting vocal passages of Killdeer and de Medeiros. »The Piano’s Playing The Devils Tune« thereby succeeds in combining a decidedly experimental gesture with an urgent, uncanny familiarity and warmth; a precise sense of composition with an almost lavish casualness.

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FREITAG 6.5.16 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
Spring has sprung! Let's have fun!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

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SAMSTAG 7.5.16 ab 20 Uhr -- BERLIN BRUISERS' VIOLET VARIETÉ Part DEUX!

We present some of Berlin’s most incredible acts, featuring the diverse talents of a whole range of stars: from singing and drag to boylesque and comedy-- A night of international artists and the most colourful rugby team in Berlin!



ab 23 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with PRINCE WILLIAM!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
Spring has sprung! Let's have fun!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

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SONNTAG 8.5.16 ab 21 Uhr -- LIQUID BRUNCH with FENEK SÉLAVY

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and then get back up on stage with FENEK & the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

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MONTAG 9.5.16 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with SHREDDER

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

FACEBOOK EVENT



DIENSTAG 10.5.16 um 19:30 - JOIN THE BERLIN POP CHOIR!
+ ab 22 Uhr -- PANSY PRESENTS: DRAG RACE!

um 19:30 -  JOIN THE BERLIN POP CHOIR!
 
There's no audition and no experience necessary - it's all about having fun singing. The Berlin Pop Choir is a diverse group of people who come together every week. The repertoire ranges from Lady Gaga to Pet Shop Boys, from Joy Division, Wild Beasts to Britney Spears. The choir performs at the end of every course and at various locations around Berlin.

Check out www.berlinpopchoir.de for more information!


+ ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with HANS!


Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke with HANS!

FREE ENTRY + Half-priced Classic Cocktails from 9pm-midnight!

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