Mittwoch, 27. Januar 2016

TAKE ME TO CARRIE, OKAAAAYYYYY???




For everyone who's been waiting for some more LIVE MUSIC at the Ronsons... YOUR WAIT IS OVER!!

NEXT THURSDAY (4.2) is the EP Release Party of BIRDS AND COUGHS, with special guests THE GERMANS FROM GERMANY & THE HANS! + SPATZHABIBI DJS!

Originally hailing from Denmark, Spain, Israel, Germany and New Zealand, the 5 members of Birds and Coughs somehow fell together roaming the back streets of Berlins Neukölln district, busking their way from dive bar to dive bar, street corner to canal side,  doing their best to charm the beautiful girls they met along the way, and constantly chasing the cash for next months rent.

They became fixtures of the neighborhood nightlife and soon enough were discovered by Tony Flowers of Emotion Master Records who was absorbed by the groups effortlessly catchy pop hits, and stoned out, dreamy ballads, laced with woozy horns and shimmering hawaiian guitars.                                                                                   

'Its like taking ketamine in Honolulu' he remarked.

At times beautifully poetic and at times psychedelic and even absurd, the lyrical style of the group drifts into some surprising territories while somehow always carrying with it, a common thread of sincerity

Through their short time together the group has been labeled many things, 'The aurora borealis of Neukölln', and 'a horny bunch of alcoholics' to name but two.

Both may be, in a way true, but one thing is for certain, you're only gonna know for sure if you find out for yourself.  


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DONNERSTAG 28.1.16 ab 22 Uhr --iMPROViNYLOKE with RUMPELSTIL & HANS
SING YOUR THING!

Improvise & sing along while RUMPELSTIL spins vinyl!

+ Karaoke with HANS!
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FREITAG 29.1.16 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with PRINCE WILLIAM

SING.

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
"Take me to Carrie, OKAYYYYYYYY??!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

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SAMSTAG 30.1.16 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY

KARAOKE THERAPY!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
"Take me to Carrie, OKAYYYYYYYY??!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

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SONNTAG 31.1.16 ab 21 Uhr -- SWING TANZEN + LIQUID BRUNCH mit dem KÄPT'N

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Kick the evening off early with a swing dance at 7:30 and then later get up on stage with the Captain and the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

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MONTAG 1.2.16 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with RIPSY

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

FACEBOOK EVENT



DIENSTAG 2.2.16  ab 19:30 - JOIN THE BERLIN POP CHOIR!

There’s no audition, you don’t have to read music, and no experience is necessary for this course. Berlin’s biggest, most welcoming and most vibrant choir is for everyone. Each week we warm up and then sing pop songs together as a choir. Week by week the songs grow until we are ready for our end of course performance. It’s around 100 people in a room singing their hearts out and making new friends. For more into visit www.berlinpopchoir.de


ab  21 Uhr -- PIANO BAR with HANS & SHOMO!

Sing in our lounge with Hans and the piano man!

FREE ENTRY + Half-priced Classic Cocktails from 9pm - midnight

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Dienstag, 26. Januar 2016

DRAG RACE!




Premiering MARCH 8th at Monster Ronson's!

PANSY and her GIRLS are back for a whole new season of DRAG RACE! This year we’re taking over Monster Ronson’s Ichiban Karaoke EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT for a screening of your favorite television series followed by a live drag show that will surely be the highlight of your week. Have you missed us? Our makeup is terrible and our lip-syncs are full of flaws but we can't wait to show off our goodies just for you!

Monster Ronson’s will feature 2 big screens to watch the show plus a live feed in the karaoke booths so you can be more comfortably enjoy the weeks’ episode with all of your friends. There will be more seating for everyone and more ways to get your race on! As always, the screening will be followed by a LIVE DRAG SHOW with some of your favorite queens from all over the fine city of Berlin. Doors at 22. Start your engines, and may the best non-gender-binary person win!

PANSY PRESENTS: DRAG RACE
Every Tuesday at MONSTER RONSON'S
Doors at 22
Screening and Shows to follow


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Mittwoch, 20. Januar 2016

BON VOYAGE TEXAS T, WE LOVE YOU!!!


*** WICHTIGER HINWEISS: Am Donnerstag (21.1) machen wir erst um 21 Uhr auf! ***




Tomorrow (Thursday 21.1) is a very special day at the Ronson's... we're not just moving the infamous drag karaoke madness spectacular called Panty Splatters to the BIG STAGE... and we're not just welcoming special guest DJ (DRAG Jockey) PUNKY LONGSTOCKING as well... but it's the going away party for our beloved, fiercest, punk rock momma TEXAS T!!! She's soon off to explore far away lands, so we will wish her well the best way we can... on stage at the Monster Ronson's! Come by give her some LOVE!!!


DONNERSTAG 21.1.16 ab 22 Uhr -- PANTY SPLATTERS w/ T-WORD & PUNKY LONGSTOCKING

SEXY SINGING. TASTELESS DANCING. SHOT SLUTS. HARD FUCKS. TENDER KISSES. SLOPPY SECONDS. & A PANTY RAFFLE (DUH).

Free shots for the first Karaoke singers... cum early and get ready to lose your shit cause it's PANTY SPLATTERS: A STAIN OF MIND.
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FREITAG 22.1.16 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE w/ FENEK SÉLAVY

SING.
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
"BON VOYAGE TEXAS!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

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SAMSTAG 23.1.16 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with ALEXANDRA MOON-AGE

Is there life on mars?

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
"BON VOYAGE TEXAS!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

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SONNTAG 24.1.16 ab 21 Uhr -- LIQUID BRUNCH with SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and then get back up on stage with SCOTTY & the monsters! FREE ENTRY + Half-priced boxes from 7 - 10pm!

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MONTAG 25.1.16 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with RIPSY

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

FACEBOOK EVENT



DIENSTAG 26.1.16  ab 19:30 - JOIN THE BERLIN POP CHOIR!

There’s no audition, you don’t have to read music, and no experience is necessary for this course. Berlin’s biggest, most welcoming and most vibrant choir is for everyone. Each week we warm up and then sing pop songs together as a choir. Week by week the songs grow until we are ready for our end of course performance. It’s around 100 people in a room singing their hearts out and making new friends. For more into visit www.berlinpopchoir.de


ab  21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with PRINCE WILLIAM

Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke

FREE ENTRY + Half-priced Classic Cocktails from 9pm - midnight

FACEBOOK EVENT

Mittwoch, 13. Januar 2016

HEROES




One of the greatest stars to shine their light on this lonely blue planet has fallen back from the earth, back to outer space from whence he came. Thank you for the music, the inspiration and the imagination, Mr. Bowie. For inspiring each of to be heroes, forever and ever, or just for one day! Our next karaoke cabin will be named after you. You are a hero! Rest in peace, Ziggy Stardust! <3

Incidentally the next couple of nights at Ronson's are dedicated to what David did best: ROCK! Tomorrow (Do. 14.1) is the premier of a new monthly night called 'AFTER DARK', where DJ BILLIE PALE will play some darker, rockier, funkier tunes and FENEK will mix in some ALTERNATIVE KARAOKE sets for your shredding pleasure :)

It's also TEXAS's last shift on Thursday so please come by and show her some love!!!

Am Freitag rocken wir weiter mit den LOONEY TUNEZ LIVE ROCK KARAOKE!

und am Samstag THE SHREDDER ist euer Rock KJ... also...ROCK ON, KIDS!!!

  

DONNERSTAG 14.1.16 ab 22 Uhr -- AFTER DARK w/ DJ BILLIE PALE & FENEK

KARAOKE WITH AN EDGE!
Ronson's *NEW* Alternative Karaoke / DJ night!

"NO BRITNEY, NO WHITNEY!"

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FREITAG 15.1.16 ab 22 Uhr -- LOONEY TUNEZ LIVE ROCK KARAOKE + SING ON STAGE w/ FENEK SÉLAVY

From Midnight until 2am: Sing with a Live Rock Band on the big stage! Choose from their list of contemporary hits as well as classics! Warning: Not for the faint of heart -- these guys ROCK! All Killer, No Filler!

Before and after the live band, sing on stage with FENEK SÉLAVY!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
"This is Major Tom to ground control - I'm stepping through the door..."
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

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SAMSTAG 16.1.16 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with SHREDDER

"EAT LIPSTICK!"

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
"This is Major Tom to ground control - I'm stepping through the door..."
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

FACEBOOK EVENT 

    


SONNTAG 17.1.16 ab 21 Uhr -- LIQUID BRUNCH with SUPERNOA

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and then get back up on stage with SUPERNOA & the monsters! FREE ENTRY + Half-priced boxes from 7 - 10pm!

FACEBOOK EVENT




MONTAG 18.1.16 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with ALEXANDRA MOON-AGE

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

FACEBOOK EVENT



DIENSTAG 19.1.16  ab 19:30 - JOIN THE BERLIN POP CHOIR!

There’s no audition, you don’t have to read music, and no experience is necessary for this course. Berlin’s biggest, most welcoming and most vibrant choir is for everyone. Each week we warm up and then sing pop songs together as a choir. Week by week the songs grow until we are ready for our end of course performance. It’s around 100 people in a room singing their hearts out and making new friends. For more into visit www.berlinpopchoir.de


ab  21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with SUPERNOA

Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke

FREE ENTRY + Half-priced Classic Cocktails from 9pm - midnight

FACEBOOK EVENT


Freitag, 8. Januar 2016

Sing more, live better!




It's already the second week of 2016 and you still don't have a resolution for the new year? You've run out of resolutions? You've already quit smoking, lost your love handles, gone vegan, gluten free, organic, raw? You've reduced your  diet down to quinoa, sprouts and water? Well congrats, hun, you look great... but you're missing out on all of the fun!! So here's a new year's resolution for those of you who have resolved to become dull: MORE SINGING IN 2016!!!

Below is a list of events where you can practice singing more, including the upcoming season of Lyndsey Cockwell's BERLIN POP CHOIR (pictured above)!

And besides... singing is ALSO good for your health, heart and soul! So get out of your downward dog pose and DO IT!



FREITAG 8.1.16 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with SHREDDER

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
I need more karaoke in my life!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

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SAMSTAG 9.1.16 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with PRINCE WILLIAM

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: 
I need more karaoke in my life!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)**

FACEBOOK EVENT 

    


SONNTAG 10.1.16 ab 21 Uhr -- LIQUID BRUNCH with SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and then get back up on stage with SCOTTY & the monsters! FREE ENTRY + Half-priced boxes from 7 - 10pm!

FACEBOOK EVENT




MONTAG 11.1.16 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with RIPSY

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

FACEBOOK EVENT



DIENSTAG 12.1.16  ab 19:30 - JOIN THE BERLIN POP CHOIR!

There’s no audition, you don’t have to read music, and no experience is necessary for this course. Berlin’s biggest, most welcoming and most vibrant choir is for everyone. Each week we warm up and then sing pop songs together as a choir. Week by week the songs grow until we are ready for our end of course performance. It’s around 100 people in a room singing their hearts out and making new friends. For more into visit www.berlinpopchoir.de


ab  21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with HANS

Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke

FREE ENTRY + Half-priced Classic Cocktails from 9pm - midnight

FACEBOOK EVENT