Donnerstag, 28. Mai 2015

BRING YOUR OWN CHORDS!




BRING YOUR OWN CHORDS!

NEW at MONSTER RONSON'S
EVERY FIRST THURSDAY of the month:

Monster Ronson's OPEN MIC night w/ LIVE BACKING BAND!



  
*** WIR SUCHEN NOCH DRINGEND ZUSAGEN VON MUSIKER / POETS, DIE AM DO. 4.6 AUFTRETEN MÖCHTEN! Wenn ihr Freunde habt die Songs schreiben, oder Gedichte, die diese gerne mit einer live Band ausprobieren möchten: unbedingt weiterleiten! Zusagen (für Performer) bitte auch an jon (at) karaokemonster (punkt) de schicken ***

Calling all wandering minstrels, songwriters, and poets! Come with your acoustic guitar / ukulele / accordion / cello and voice and volunteer to sing one or two of your songs accompanied by our live in-house band. Or play alone if you so wish! If you're a poet, let us hear your words, accompanied by a score improvised right then and there by the band!

Each first Thursday of the month, come at 8pm, instrument in hand and a chord sheet (x 3) for each of our musicians and they’ll accompany you in style on bass, drums and piano. Poets bring your words at 8pm and the band will attempt to word paint and improvise your words into sound!

Note: please make sure all chord charts / poems are in LARGE PRINT and easily readable for our musicians.
(If you’re unsure how to write a chord chat,  a quick search online will get you ready and prepared)

Lovers of acoustic music, new songwriting and new poetry make your way down to Monster Ronson's at 9pm for a candle lit night that will be both engaging, humorous, beautiful and emotional.

Rules: No cover versions, only original songs allowed. Audience must be respectful to the performers and therefore quiet during performances. There will be an interval. Songs should be no longer than 8 minutes.

Hosted by Jon Campbell

with

Nikolai Petersen - Drums
Simon Meyer - Keyboards / guitar
Niko Scharnofske - Double Bass


Open Mic (solo, without band) from 9 - 10

Open Mic with Band from 10 - 11:30

11:30 onwards: DJ + Karaoke

Entry: Free for performers, £3 for non-performers.

Stage fright? Performers get a drink on the house!

Grand Opening: JUNE 4th!!! Join the FACEBOOK EVENT today!!


Und so sieht die aktuelle Karaokewoche aus:


DONNERSTAG 28.5.15 ab 22 Uhr -- IMPROVINYLOKE w/ RUMPELSTIL & HLLYWD

SING YOUR THING!

Improvise and sing along while RUMPELSTIL spins the vinyl!

+ Dancefloor Karaoke with HLLYWD!

Eintritt: €3
FACEBOOK EVENT


FREITAG 29.5.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with HLLYWD
 
THE POWER OF LOVE!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
"Is next Thursday an open mic night wth a live backing band? Should I ask my musician and poet friends to perform?"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SAMSTAG 30.5.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with LOUIS KRIPTON

Call me CARRIE, OK?
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
"Is next Thursday an open mic night wth a live backing band? Should I ask my musician and poet friends to perform?"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SONNTAG 31.5.15 ab 21 Uhr -- SWING TANZEN + LIQUID BRUNCH mit dem KÄPT'N

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Start your evening off with a swing dance DJ set from 7:30 - 9 and afterwards, sing on stage with the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

Eintritt: FREI



MONTAG 1.6.15 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with LOUIS KRIPTON

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

Eintritt: €3



DIENSTAG 2.6.15 um 19:30 - JOIN THE POP CHOIR!

There's no audition and no experience necessary - it's all about having fun singing. The Berlin Pop Choir is a diverse group of people who come together every week. The repertoire ranges from Lady Gaga to Pet Shop Boys, from Joy Division, Wild Beasts to Britney Spears. The choir performs at the end of every course and at various locations around Berlin.

Check out www.berlinpopchoir.de for more information!

ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with HANS!

 Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke!

FREE ENTRY + Half-price Classic Cocktails from 9pm - midnight!

Eintritt: FREI



Mittwoch, 20. Mai 2015

EUROVISION!!!




ATTENTION ESC FANATICS!! Am Samstag ist es soweit!! Die Finale der Eurovision 2015 wird live im Monster Ronson's gezeigt bei unserem legendären ESC PUBLIC VIEWING + KARAOKE AFTERPARTY!

Nach der großen Show könnt ihr aktuelle ESC Songs live auf der großen Bühne singen! Wir haben Karaoke-Versionen von einigen ESC 2015 Songs! Mit dabei sind:


Australien - Guy Sebastian - Tonight Again

Israel - Nadav Guedj - Golden Boy

Belgium - Loïc Nottet - Rhythm Inside

Estonia - Elina Born & Stig Rästa - Goodbye To Yesterday

Germany - Ann Sophie - Black Smoke

Italy - Il Volo - Grande Amore

Norway - Mørland & Debrah Scarlett - A Monster Like Me

Sweden - Måns Zelmerlöw - Heroes

Russland - Polina Gagarina - A Million Voices

Slowenien - Maraaya - Here For You

Österreich - The Makemakes - I Am Yours
 


Come down early on Saturday to be sure to get a seat! Public Viewing starts at 20:00!

Join the facebook event today!


Ansonsten sieht die Karaokewoche so aus:


DONNERSTAG 21.5.15 ab 22 Uhr -- RAY'S CABARET!

Ray's singers are back again to seduce you into a world of wonder and song! From 10 - 11, take in the beautiful sound and sight of the "Etage" singers, accompanied this time by SHOMO on the keys! Afterwards, sing on stage with HLLYWD or with SHOMO on the big stage! Cos life is a cabaret!!

*** The performances start at 10pm SHARP so don't be late! ***

Eintritt: €3
FACEBOOK EVENT


FREITAG 22.5.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with LOUIS KRIPTON

Karaoke POWER!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
"I've got that Eurovision FEVAAAAAAA!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SAMSTAG 23.5.15 ab 20 Uhr -- ESC 2015 PUBLIC VIEWING + KARAOKE AFTERPARTY w/ PRINCE WILLIAM!

Come and watch the ESC on the big screen at Ronson's with the monsters, vote for your favorite songs and then sing your ESC favorites on the big stage following the contest! Hosted by Prince William!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:  
"I've got that Eurovision FEVAAAAAAA!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SONNTAG 24.5.15 ab 21 Uhr -- LIQUID BRUNCH with RIPSY

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and get back up on stage with the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

Eintritt: FREI



MONTAG 25.5.15 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with HLLYWD

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

Eintritt: €3



DIENSTAG 26.5.15 um 19:30 - JOIN THE POP CHOIR!

There's no audition and no experience necessary - it's all about having fun singing. The Berlin Pop Choir is a diverse group of people who come together every week. The repertoire ranges from Lady Gaga to Pet Shop Boys, from Joy Division, Wild Beasts to Britney Spears. The choir performs at the end of every course and at various locations around Berlin.

Check out www.berlinpopchoir.de for more information!

ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with LOUIS KRIPTON

 Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke!

FREE ENTRY + Half-price Classic Cocktails from 9pm - midnight!

Eintritt: FREI




Mittwoch, 13. Mai 2015

Who the fuck is Shredderella?


Who the fuck is Shredderella?

Find out tomorrow at Shredderella's Gonzo Karaoke / DJ Bday Spunktacular! 

Eat Lipstick's infamous guitarist and DJ The Shredder is having her KJ Debut TOMORROW at Monster Ronson's, on Christi Himmelfahrt! Not only will she be servicing the karaoke machine and possibly some lucky guests, but she'll also be delivering a fierce DJ set or two or five in between! 

Also, there is a SECRET SHOW around midnight, by a band of EPIC proportions... so epic that we are not allowed to say who it is! But let's just say... you DON'T want to miss it, kids!!

Prince William and Hllywd are gonna get you through the weekend, ending with Liquid Brunch with Scotty Technology on Sunday, and starting up again with Crackbaby Jones on Monday!

On Tuesday, Shomo the Bearded is back in the Blue Tuesday Lounge for you to sing to his piano!

AND tonght you can sing on the big stage with Prince William, free of entry! Cos that's how we roll!


MITTWOCH 13.5.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with PRINCE WILLIAM

Who is this "Christie Himmel Fart" and where can I book her??? FREE ENTRY!

Eintritt: FREI
FACEBOOK EVENT


DONNERSTAG 14.5.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SHREDDERELLA'S GONZO KARAOKE / DJ BDAY BDAY SPUNKTACULAR!

Eat Lipstick's SHREDDER is your DJ AND KJ! AND IT'S HER DAMN BIRTHDAY!

Shredderella fucks up Ronson's for a Thursday night special!

+++ SECRET SPECIAL GUEST LIVE PERFORMANCE ! +++
Eintritt: €3
FACEBOOK EVENT


FREITAG 15.5.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with PRINCE WILLIAM

"Don't worry if it's not good enough, for anyone else to hear. Just SING... sing a song!"

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
"Who the fuck is Shredderella?"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SAMSTAG 16.5.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with HLLYWD

Glitter glitter, disco ball, who's the glam-est of them all?

Before and after the live band, sing on stage with FENEK SÉLAVY!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:  
"Who the fuck is Shredderella?"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SONNTAG 17.5.15 ab 21 Uhr -- LIQUID BRUNCH with SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and get back up on stage with the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

Eintritt: FREI



MONTAG 18.5.15 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with CRACKBABY JONES

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

Eintritt: €3



DIENSTAG 19.5.15 um 19:30 - JOIN THE POP CHOIR!

There's no audition and no experience necessary - it's all about having fun singing. The Berlin Pop Choir is a diverse group of people who come together every week. The repertoire ranges from Lady Gaga to Pet Shop Boys, from Joy Division, Wild Beasts to Britney Spears. The choir performs at the end of every course and at various locations around Berlin.

Check out www.berlinpopchoir.de for more information!

ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with SHOMO

Sing in our Blue Lounge with the pianoman!

FREE ENTRY + Half-price Classic Cocktails from 9pm - midnight!

Eintritt: FREI





Mittwoch, 6. Mai 2015

Turn on your EUROVISION FEVEEERRRRRRRR!!




MAY doesn't just mean protests, lovely weather, flowers blooming, falling in love and all that other good stuff... it means much more, especially if you're as big a fan of "eurotrash" as we are! Because for us who love glitter, spandex, drag and melodramatic ballads all mixed into one, May means - for and foremost - that it's time for the EUROVISION SONG CONTEST!

Our ESC public viewing parties have become quite legendary in Berlin, because not only can you watch the grand finale on the big screen amongst singing enthusiasts, but after the show, you can get on stage and sing the most current ESC songs yourself!

23.5.15 ab 20:00 -- SAVE THE DATE for the legendary ESC Finale Public Viewing + Karaoke Afterparty & JOIN the Facebook Event today!!

And this week marks the beginning of another OPEN STAGE MARATHON, because thanks to this fabulous drag queen called Christie Himmel Fart (who I have yet to meet personally, but would LOVE to book her, if anyone has a connection!), we've got open stage on Wednesday the 13th as well!  So have at it!


DONNERSTAG 7.5.15 ab 22 Uhr -- PANTY SPLATTERS w/ T-WORD, MYSTI & RIPSY

HOT VIDZ. SEXY SINGING. TASTELESS DANCING. SHOT SLUTS. HARD FUCKS. TENDER KISSES. SLOPPY SECONDS. & A PANTY RAFFLE (DUH).

Free shots for the first Karaoke singers... cum early and get ready to lose your shit cause it's PANTY SPLATTERS: A STAIN OF MIND.

Eintritt: €3
FACEBOOK EVENT


FREITAG 8.5.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with JOHNNY BALLANTINE

"Let the Ballantine's sink in". -Anonymous

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
SING TOGETHER, FIGHT THE POWER!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SAMSTAG 9.5.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with PRINCE WILLIAM

Hold me closer, tiny (pole) dancer!

Before and after the live band, sing on stage with FENEK SÉLAVY!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:  
SING TOGETHER, FIGHT THE POWER!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SONNTAG 10.5.15 ab 21 Uhr -- LIQUID BRUNCH with HLLYWD

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and get back up on stage with the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

Eintritt: FREI



MONTAG 11.5.15 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

Eintritt: €3



DIENSTAG 12.5.15 um 19:30 - JOIN THE POP CHOIR!

There's no audition and no experience necessary - it's all about having fun singing. The Berlin Pop Choir is a diverse group of people who come together every week. The repertoire ranges from Lady Gaga to Pet Shop Boys, from Joy Division, Wild Beasts to Britney Spears. The choir performs at the end of every course and at various locations around Berlin.

Check out www.berlinpopchoir.de for more information!

ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with HANS

Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke with HANS!

FREE ENTRY + Half-price Classic Cocktails from 9pm - midnight!

Eintritt: FREI
FACEBOOK EVENT 



MITTWOCH 13.5.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with PRINCE WILLIAM

Who is this "Christie Himmel Fart" and where can I book her??? FREE ENTRY!

Eintritt: FREI
FACEBOOK EVENT