Donnerstag, 30. April 2015

B.Y.O.C. (Bring Your Own Chords): Monster Ronson's Open Mic Night w/ Live Backing Band!




B.Y.O.C  (Bring Your Own Chords): 
Monster Ronson's OPEN MIC night w/ LIVE BACKING BAND!

NEXT DATE: B.Y.O.C. is taking a short winter break - we'll be back in the spring!!

Lovers of acoustic music, new songwriting and new poetry - make your way down to Ronson's at 10pm for a candle lit night that will be both engaging, humorous and emotional!

SONGWRITERS & POETS! Hear your songs or words brought to life on stage with our house band! Bring your own chords to our very special monthly open mic night!

We encourage all artists to perform one song or poem solo, in addition to one or two songs with the band, but this is not a must!


Please make sure all chord charts / poems are in LARGE PRINT printed out 3 times, for the drummer, bassist, and guitarist / keyboard player.  (If you’re unsure what to do as a musician have look here at the simplest version of SLASH NOTATION: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chord_chart#Slash_notation

Stage fright? Performers get a drink on the house!

The Rules - for the performers and audience: No cover versions, only original songs allowed. Audience must be respectful to the performers and therefore quiet during performances. There will be an interval. Songs should be no longer than 8 minutes.

Hosted by Jon Campbell

THE HOUSE BAND!

Nikolai Petersen - Drums
Simon Meyer - Keyboards / electric guitar
Niko Scharnofske - Double Bass
Entry: Free for performers, €3 for non-performers.



Mittwoch, 29. April 2015

Tanzt UND singt in den Mai!


Tanzt UND singt in den Mai bei uns im Monster Ronson's!


Morgen bei IMPROVINYLOKE ist die perfekte Gelegenheit die bösen Geister des Winters zu vertreiben und den Frühling einzuweihen, denn neben "normalem" Karaoke mit JOHNNY kann man auch zu RUMPELSTIL's DJ Set improvisieren! Also nicht nur in den Mai tanzen, sondern auch in den Mai singen! 

 Am Tag der Arbeit / Maifest betreut der großartige PRINCE WILLIAM eure Bühne die ganze Nacht bis morgen früh!

Und am Samstag sind die LOONEY TUNEZ wieder da um euer Kater wegzurocken!

FENEK schont euren zusätzlichen Kater nicht nur am Sonntag bei Liquid Brunch sondern auch am Dienstag bei Blue Tuesday!

Und am Montag ist CRACKBABY endlich wieder da um euren Montags Lounge zu betreuen!

Also kommt gut in den Mai, Monsters!


DONNERSTAG 30.4.15 ab 22 Uhr -- IMPROVINYLOKE mit RUMPEL & JOHNNY B!

Tanzt UND singt in den Mai! Sing your thing while Rumpelstil spins vinyl!

+ Karaoke mit Johnny B1

Eintritt: €3
FACEBOOK EVENT


FREITAG 1.5.15 ab 22 Uhr -- MAYDAY! SING ON STAGE with PRINCE WILLIAM

SING TOGETHER, FIGHT THE POWER!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
SING TOGETHER, FIGHT THE POWER!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SAMSTAG 2.5.15 ab 22 Uhr -- LOONEY TUNEZ LIVE  KARAOKE + SING ON STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY

From Midnight until 2am: Sing with a Live Rock Band on the big stage! Choose from their list of contemporary hits as well as classics! Warning: Not for the faint of heart -- these guys ROCK! All Killer, No Filler!

Before and after the live band, sing on stage with FENEK SÉLAVY!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:  
SING TOGETHER, FIGHT THE POWER!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SONNTAG 3.5.15 ab 21 Uhr -- LIQUID BRUNCH with FENEK SÉLAVY

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Kick off your evening with a swing dance, and then later, sing on stage with the KÄPT'N and the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

Eintritt: FREI



MONTAG 4.5.15 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with CRACKBABY JONES

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

Eintritt: €3



DIENSTAG 5.5.15 um 19:30 - JOIN THE POP CHOIR!

There's no audition and no experience necessary - it's all about having fun singing. The Berlin Pop Choir is a diverse group of people who come together every week. The repertoire ranges from Lady Gaga to Pet Shop Boys, from Joy Division, Wild Beasts to Britney Spears. The choir performs at the end of every course and at various locations around Berlin.

Check out www.berlinpopchoir.de for more information!

ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with FENEK SÉLAVY

Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke with Liza's little sister!

FREE ENTRY + Half-price Classic Cocktails from 9pm - midnight!

Eintritt: FREI



Mittwoch, 22. April 2015

BOTTOMS!!




BOTTOMS (NYC) - LIVE! Donnerstag 23.4.15

bottoms, a gender-problematizing goth dance band, is Simon Leahy, Michael Prommasit, and Jake Dibeler. Leahy co-founder of the annual Bushwig festival, spearheaded the new "drag explosion" in the Bushwick nightlife scene. Dibeler is a performance artist whose work touches on historical anxietes surrounding gay culture. There sound incorporates the sounds of 'gay music' from across the decades, disco, electro and pop and twists it into a techno cacophony. In 2015 they released their debut ep GOODBYE in January 2015 on JD Samsons' label Atlas Chair Records...

... and bottoms is coming to Monster Ronson's TOMORROW NIGHT (Thursday 23.4) to play LIVE! Their live show begins around midnight, but the party is starting at 10pm with a very special guest DJ, who many of you know from the days of yore... wait for it...

... SVETLANA PALL MALL!!!

So if BOTTOMS coming all the way from NYC isn't enough reason to come out, or the mere €3 entry, or the free shot at the door... SVETI should be all the reason you need! 

Here's a link to the facebook event --------------> BOTTOMS!

See you tomorrow!

Und nun die aktuelle Aussichten der gesungenen Woche um 18:18:


FREITAG 24.4.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with PRINCE WILLIAM

Warning: Karaoke can be habit-forming!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
Instead of a password, you have to demonstrate your most badass air guitar!
Statt Passwort muss man sein bestes Air Guitar vorspielen!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SAMSTAG 25.4.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY

Mazel tov, it's a celebration, bitches!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:  
Instead of a password, you have to demonstrate your most badass air guitar!
Statt Passwort muss man sein bestes Air Guitar vorspielen!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SONNTAG 26.4.15 ab 19:30 -- SWING TANZEN + LIQUID BRUNCH mit dem KÄPT'N

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Kick off your evening with a swing dance, and then later, sing on stage with the KÄPT'N and the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

Eintritt: FREI



MONTAG 27.4.15 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with TEXAS T

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

Eintritt: €3



DIENSTAG 28.4.15 um 19:30 - JOIN THE POP CHOIR!

There's no audition and no experience necessary - it's all about having fun singing. The Berlin Pop Choir is a diverse group of people who come together every week. The repertoire ranges from Lady Gaga to Pet Shop Boys, from Joy Division, Wild Beasts to Britney Spears. The choir performs at the end of every course and at various locations around Berlin.

Check out www.berlinpopchoir.de for more information!

ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with FENEK SÉLAVY

Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke with Liza's little sister!

FREE ENTRY + Half-price Classic Cocktails from 9pm - midnight!

Eintritt: FREI









Donnerstag, 16. April 2015

OMG IT'S SPRING LET'S SING!


OMG #Gaypril is such a whirlwind of craziness and FUN that I can't really organize my ideas into any sort of linear shape, so instead I will just list a bunch of seemingly unrelated thoughts and anecdotes that are swirling around in my kaleidoscope brain!
- Naked Boys Reading was fucking awesome. Read about it HERE. If you missed it, be sad. But don't be too sad, cos they'll be back on JUNE 25th! SAVE THE DATE, kids!

- PUSSY FAGGOT! was almost awesome-er. Hosted by the legendary PENNY ARCADE (who once belonged to Andy Warhol's Factory!), with stunning performances by MJ WOODBRIDGE, SCOTTY THE BLUE BUNNY, SHEILA WOLF, BOURGEOIS & MAURICE and the list goes on... PUSSY FAGGOT was friggin' EPIC! Thanks to PANSY & EARL DAX for bringing NYC's finest to Ronson's!

- How awesome is this weather? Who loves the sun? (Not everyone, says Lou Reed.)

- Dermal synthesis of vitamin D from cholesterol is dependent on sun exposure (specifically UVB radiation).

- Sonne macht rollig!

- Italics should be used more often, even when totally inappopriate.

- PANTY SPLATTERS is tonight!

- BOTTOMS (NYC) - LIVE! is NEXT WEEK with DJ SVETLANA PALL MALL!

- You can sing with a live piano player this upcoming Blue Tuesday!

- Lastly on the list: check out Stereo Total's new music video featuring MONSTER RONSON!





HOW CUTE IS THAT?!

See U kitties!



DONNERSTAG 16.4.15 ab 22 Uhr -- PANTY SPLATTERS w/ T-WORD, MYSTI & RIPSY

HOT VIDZ. SEXY SINGING. TASTELESS DANCING. SHOT SLUTS. HARD FUCKS. TENDER KISSES. SLOPPY SECONDS. & A PANTY RAFFLE (DUH).

Free shots for the first Karaoke singers... cum early and get ready to lose your shit cause it's PANTY SPLATTERS: A STAIN OF MIND.


Eintritt: €3
FACEBOOK EVENT
 

FREITAG 17.4.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with PRINCE WILLIAM

Sing on stage with the artist currently known as PRINCE!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
(said with GUSTO!) "IT'S SPRING I WANNA SING!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SAMSTAG 18.4.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with HLLYWD

Everybody comes to HLLYWD! They wanna make it in the NGHBRHD!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
(said with GUSTO!) "IT'S SPRING I WANNA SING!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SONNTAG 19.4.15 ab 21 Uhr -- LIQUID BRUNCH with PRINCE WILLIAM

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and get back up on stage with PRINCE WILLIAM and the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

Eintritt: FREI



MONTAG 20.4.15 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with HLLYWD

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

Eintritt: €3



DIENSTAG 21.4.15 um 19:30 - JOIN THE POP CHOIR!

There's no audition and no experience necessary - it's all about having fun singing. The Berlin Pop Choir is a diverse group of people who come together every week. The repertoire ranges from Lady Gaga to Pet Shop Boys, from Joy Division, Wild Beasts to Britney Spears. The choir performs at the end of every course and at various locations around Berlin.

Check out www.berlinpopchoir.de for more information!

ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with SHOMO!

Sing in our lounge with a live piano player!
FREE ENTRY + Half-price Classic Cocktails from 9pm - midnight!

Eintritt: FREI


Mittwoch, 8. April 2015

NAKED BOYS, PUSSIES & FAGGOTS! #GAYPRIL SHOWERS!


#GAYPRIL

PUSSY FAGGOT is happening TOMORROW (Thurs. 9.4) at Monster Ronson's!

NAKED BOYS READING (London) will also be at Ronson's tomorrow, with readings starting at 21:00!! YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS NIGHT!

PENNY ARCADE, NEEDLES JONES, MJ WOODBRIDGE, SCOTTY THE BLUE BUNNY, SHEILA WOLF, RACHEL MASON, BOURGEOIS AND MAURICE, and MANY MORE!

PUSSY FAGGOT! is New York City’s preeminent alternative queer art party. Encompassing performance art, spoken word, dance, drag, live music, DJs and video art, PUSSY FAGGOT! is fiercely contemporary even as it harks back to the legendary East Village scene of the 80's and 90's when art, fashion, performance and club culture collided. Featuring an eclectic array of artists representing myriad LGBT communities, PUSSY FAGGOT! succeeds in bringing together “one of the coolest, most uniquely blended crowds around—pussies, faggots, dykes, trannies, you name it.” (Time Out New York)

Internationally, PUSSY FAGGOT! has been presented at festivals in Manchester, UK and Zagreb, Croatia. Back in the United States, the party has traveled everywhere from Philadelphia to New Orleans – and even a rural farm in Tennessee! The site-specific nature of PUSSY FAGGOT! has lent itself to successful presentations in a range of venues inluding nightclubs, dive bars, art galleries and barns.

PANSY is so excited to bring this year's edition of PUSSY FAGGOT! to Berlin. Join us for THE SECOND COMING European Tour on THURSDAY APRIL 9TH at MONSTER RONSON'S. Featuring performances by PENNY ARCADE, NEEDLES JONES, MJ WOODBRIDGE, SCOTTY THE BLUE BUNNY, SHEILA WOLF, RACHEL MASON, BOURGEOIS AND MAURICE, and MANY MORE! Come early to catch the NAKED BOYS READING event and stay late for all of the performances. Shows begin at Midnight!

EARL DAX and PANSY PRESENT: PUSSY FAGGOT!
THURSDAY APRIL 9 at MONSTER RONSON'S
Performances begin at Midnight
Come early for Naked Boys Reading
8€

FACEBOOK EVENT


DONNERSTAG 9.4.15 ab 20 Uhr -- PANSY PRESENTS: NAKED BOYS READING

The NAKED BOYS READING series is an increasingly popular London-based event that is everything it promises in the name: boys reading, naked. PANSY has been a long-time fan, and finally gets the chance to bring the reading boys to you on THURSDAY APRIL 9 on the main stage at MONSTER RONSON'S! She'll be hosting the show alongside the NBR series creator DR. SHARON HUSBANDS.

For the inaugural Berliner presentation, the boys have decided to dedicate their literary selections to the fine city of Berlin herself. Anything goes from Isherwood's memoirs, to Fassbender (and Cazzo) screenplays, maybe a little Märchen magic, Sturm and Drang for all your urges, and even some original Hauptstadt penmanship as well. All of this and more taking place in the buff for a truly intimate linguistic experience. Stick around for the musical stylings from THE DUCHESS OF PORK and the performance-art after party PUSSY FAGGOT!

Generous support for this event has been provided by Bruno Gmünder Publishing.

NAKED BOYS READING @ MONSTER RONSON'S

THURSDAY APRIL 9 Doors at 8pm Readings at 9pm 8€


FACEBOOK EVENT
 

FREITAG 10.4.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY

"Bring forth ye inner rockstar." Inoue 5:7

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
(gesungen) "Hey I just met you... and this is crazy... but here's two Euros... Entrance maybe?"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SAMSTAG 11.4.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with PRINCE WILLIAM

Karaoke thru the looking glass!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
(gesungen) "Hey I just met you... and this is crazy... but here's two Euros... Entrance maybe?"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SONNTAG 12.4.15 ab 21 Uhr -- LIQUID BRUNCH with SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and get back up on stage with SCOTTY and the monsters!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

Eintritt: FREI



MONTAG 13.4.15 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with HLLYWD

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

Eintritt: €3



DIENSTAG 14.4.15 um 19:30 - JOIN THE POP CHOIR!

There's no audition and no experience necessary - it's all about having fun singing. The Berlin Pop Choir is a diverse group of people who come together every week. The repertoire ranges from Lady Gaga to Pet Shop Boys, from Joy Division, Wild Beasts to Britney Spears. The choir performs at the end of every course and at various locations around Berlin.

Check out www.berlinpopchoir.de for more information!

ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with HANS

Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke with PUNK ROCK DOLL!
FREE ENTRY + Half-price Classic Cocktails from 9pm - midnight!

Eintritt: FREI



Donnerstag, 2. April 2015

OMG NEW SONGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



BÄRAOKE - ALL SAINTS is TONIGHT! Do. 2.4 ab 22 Uhr!!


Just in time for your Easter weekend, we've FINALLY got new songs for you monsters! And tonight at Bäraoke will be your first chance to try them out! 

The list of new songs can be found HERE!

Prost!!

And now, on with the show! Tonight's party will be EPIC. For several reasons:

- 6,99 Flatrate Beer
- Hostess Sister Monnica
- KJ Saint Johnny
- DJ Father War Bear
 - Piano Lounge with Shomo the Bard
- Darkroom Boxes
- Dildos by Ding Dong
- Sainty Goodness
- Special Performances by Prince William and Hungry
- did I mention 6,99 Flatrate Beer?
- Oh yea, and tomorrow is a holiday :)

DONNERSTAG 2.4.15 ab 22 Uhr -- BÄRAOKE - ALL SAINTS!




FREITAG 3.4.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with LOUIS KRIPTON

KARAOKE POWER!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
"Ich habe heute nur Eier ausgeblasen!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SAMSTAG 4.4.15 ab 22 Uhr -- LOONEY TUNEZ LIVE ROCK KARAOKE + SING ON STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY

From Midnight until 2am: Sing with a Live Rock Band on the big stage! Choose from their list of contemporary hits as well as classics! Warning: Not for the faint of heart -- these guys ROCK! All Killer, No Filler!

Before and after the live band, sing on stage with FENEK SÉLAVY!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
"Ich habe heute nur Eier ausgeblasen!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SONNTAG 5.4.15 ab 21 Uhr -- LIQUID BRUNCH with DING DONG & REBEL

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy and get back up on stage with DING DONG & REBEL!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

Eintritt: FREI



MONTAG 6.4.15 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with LOUIS KRIPTON

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

Eintritt: €3



DIENSTAG 31.3.15 ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with HLLYWD

Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke with HLLYWD!
FREE ENTRY + Half-price Classic Cocktails from 9pm - midnight!

Eintritt: FREI