Mittwoch, 25. März 2015

Let the GAYmes begin!



Let the GAYmes begin!

BÄRAOKE - ALL SAINTS is just 8 days away,  on April 2! Mark your calendars & join the FACEBOOK EVENT today!

OLI SPLEEN is playing a LIVE SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT (26.3) around midnight! Before and after the show, improvise and sing your thing to RUMPELSTIL'S vinyl DJ set! Or sing karaoke with JOHNNY B all night!

There are some changes coming to Thursdays at Ronson's in April! Namely: the darkroom boxhopping will now only be for Bäraoke! It is with a heavy heart that your blogger tells you this, as he has many fond (and hot) memories of those darkroom cabins! But they will still be there for Bäraoke, which is once every season ( 4 x per year)! For PANTY SPLATTERS, there will be ONE public / communal box for anyone to sing in, and that will be the DIVINE box, right next to the dancefloor!

And on with the show! Here's your karaoke week in detail:


DONNERSTAG 26.3.15 ab 22 Uhr -- OLI SPLEEN - LIVE! + IMPROVINYLOKE w/ RUMPELSTIL & JOHNNY B

Spleen's debut album "Fag Machine" takes the listener on an emotional journey, from the dark disco of the opening title track, through the optimistic ecstatic pop of Sacred Drug. There are raw punk tunes on this album as well as gentler more introverted ones. Meditations on mortality, desire, sex, love and death. Songs which tap into the human experience. Though at times his perspective may seem dark, this album is ultimately a celebration of life and the expression of Spleen’s urge to be uncompromisingly himself.
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IMPROVINYLOKE w/ RUMPELSTIL & JOHNNY B
Karaoke Free-Style! Improvise & Sing along while RUMEPLSTIL spins vinyl!
Eintritt: €3
FACEBOOK EVENT


FREITAG 27.3.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY

SIMPLY THE BEST!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
HURTS SO GOOD I'VE GOT A SOULGASM!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SAMSTAG 28.3.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with LOUIS KRIPTON

HURTS SO GOOD I'VE GOT A SOULGASM!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
HURTS SO GOOD I'VE GOT A SOULGASM!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SONNTAG 29.3.15 ab 19:30 -- SWING TANZEN + LIQUID BRUNCH mit dem KÄPT'N

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Kick off your Sunday evening with a swing dancing DJ set from the KÄPT'N followed by OPEN STAGE KARAOKE at 9!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

Eintritt: FREI



MONTAG 30.3.15 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with PRINCE WILLIAM

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

Eintritt: €3



DIENSTAG 31.3.15 ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with PUNK ROCK DOLL

Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke with PUNK ROCK DOLL!
FREE ENTRY + Half-price Classic Cocktails from 9pm - midnight!

Eintritt: FREI








Mittwoch, 18. März 2015

APRIL IS SOOO FUCKING GAY!


#Gaypril

April is sooo fucking gay. Or at least in Monster Ronson's it is. This year, it won't just be Jesus's res-erection that we're celebrating (yea... I went there... too soon?) But also the resurrection of all things homo, bi, trans, queer, pan and everything in between! And for all you str8s out there, don't fret! Ronson's is and always has been a very all-inclusive kinda place, where straight bachelors on their stag night sing hand-in-hand with girls who are boys who like boys to be girl who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys! 


Before we even get started with #Gaypril, we're wetting your whistle with some LIVE MUSIC from OLI SPLEEN (London) next Thursday at IMPROVINYLOKE w/ RUMPELSTIL & JOHNNY B!

Oli Spleen's "FAG MACHINE"



The following Thursday brings you BÄRAOKE - ALL SAINTS!

The Thursday after that welcomes NAKED BOYS READING all the way from London... who are, exactly like their name says: naked boy, reading! 

On the same night, after the naked boys, NYC's preeminent art performance party PUSSY FAGGOT  is coming back to Ronson's for the second time! Featuring live performances from PENNY ARCADE, MJ WOODBRIDGE, NEEDLES JONES and MANY MORE!

Followed by PANTY SPLATTERS the following week... and then on the 23rd, BOTTOMS (NYC) are coming to Berlin for a LIVE SHOW at Ronson's, with a special DJ set from.... hold on to your seats... she's coming back for a night... we know how much you've missed her... drumroll....

.... SVETLANA PALL MALL!

DUDE APRIL IS SOOO FUCKING GAY! And we LOVE IT!

Und nun, die aktuellen Aussichten der gesungenen Woche:



DONNERSTAG 19.3.15 ab 22 Uhr -- PANTY SPLATTERS w/ T-WORD & MYSTI

HOT VIDZ. SEXY SINGING. TASTELESS DANCING. SHOT SLUTS. HARD FUCKS. TENDER KISSES. SLOPPY SECONDS. & A PANTY RAFFLE (DUH).

Free shots for the first Karaoke singers... cum early and get ready to lose your shit cause it's PANTY SPLATTERS: A STAIN OF MIND.
Eintritt: €3
FACEBOOK EVENT


FREITAG 20.3.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with REBEL

WARNING: KARAOKE CAN BE HIGHLY ADDICTIVE!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
April is SOOO gay!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SAMSTAG 21.3.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with PRINCE WILLIAM

We have found the fountain of youth. It's karaoke!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
April is SOOO gay!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SONNTAG 22.3.15 ab 21 Uhr -- LIQUID BRUNCH with REBEL

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Get Liquidy with REBEL and the MONSTERS!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

Eintritt: FREI



MONTAG 23.3.15 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with PUNK ROCK DOLL

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

Eintritt: €3



DIENSTAG 24.3.15 ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with HLLYWD

Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke with HLLYWD!
FREE ENTRY + Half-price Classic Cocktails from 9pm - midnight!

Eintritt: FREI





Donnerstag, 12. März 2015

O, WHEN THE SAINTS COME MARCHING IN...

 2.4.15 - BÄRAOKE - ALL SAINTS

Mark your calendars! Grün Donnerstag is coming up in just THREE WEEKS! And this doesn't just mark the day before Jesus died, but more importantly, the resurrection of BÄRAOKE!

It's the SPRINGTIME edition of BÄRAOKE: in the spirit of the Beariest Easter Ever, we are resurrecting the sordid religious icons of our pasts and the erections they inspired! Come to the CHURCH of FUR and kneel down and SING before SISTER MONNICA, SAINT JOHNNY &  FATHER WAR BEAR! And of course, SHOMO the BARD will be in the confession booth / piano lounge!
As always, 6,99 Flatrate Beer from 22 - 2 Uhr!
HOLY KARAOKE with HIGH PRIESTESS MONNICA and her altar boy-toy JOHNNY!
HEAVENLY BEATS by FATHER WAR BEAR!
CONFESS YOUR DESIRES with BROTHER SHOMO in the PIANO LOUNGE!

Or get on your knees and play... uhh... pray in the DARKROOM CABINS!
FREE SHOTS FOR SAINTLY ATTIRE!

+ GAMES & PRIZES! +
Just like a prayer... we'll take you there!
SAVE THE DATE --> 2.4.15 ab 22 Uhr ---> JOIN THE FACEBOOK EVENT TODAY! 



... aber bis dahin, müsst ihr euch erstmal beglücken lassen mit der aktuellen Karaokewoche!


DONNERSTAG 12.3.15 ab 22 Uhr -- RAY'S CABARET!

Ray's singers are back again to seduce you into a world of wonder and song! From 10 - 11, take in the beautiful sound and sight of the "Etage" singers, accompanied this time by SHOMO on the keys! Afterwards, sing on stage with FENEK SÉLAVY or with SHOMO on the big stage! Cos life is a cabaret!!

*** The performances start at 10pm SHARP so don't be late! ***
Eintritt: €3
FACEBOOK EVENT


FREITAG 13.3.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with PRINCE WILLIAM

THE WORLD IS A DISCO BALL!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
Als Passwort muss man den Refrain seines / ihres Lieblingssong vorsingen!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SAMSTAG 14.3.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY

COS LIFE IS A CABARET!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
Als Passwort muss man den Refrain seines / ihres Lieblingssong vorsingen!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SONNTAG 15.3.15 ab 21 Uhr -- LIQUID BRUNCH with PRINCE WILLIAM

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Get Liquidy with PRINCE WILLIAM and the MONSTERS!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

Eintritt: FREI



MONTAG 16.3.15 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with TEXAS T

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

Eintritt: €3



DIENSTAG 17.3.15 ab 21:30 Uhr -- BERLIN POP CHOIR & POP ENSEMBLE SPRING PERFORMANCE + KARAOKE AFTERPARTY w/ HLLYWD

Come here the amazing sounds of Lyndsey Cockwell's Berlin Pop Choir and Berlin Pop Ensemble! Performance starts at 9:30 sharp!

Afterwards, sing on the big stage all night with host HLLYWD!

FREE ENTRY!

*** There will be no Blue Tuesday on this night due to the performance ***

Eintritt: FREI


Donnerstag, 5. März 2015

LET'S GET IT ON!


Who's that hottie in the above picture? That's the internationally renowned DJ DEBBIE UPPER! And she's hosting SISTERS WITH VOICES tonight (5.3) with guest DJ SNAX! Stop in for a song and a dance! 

Morgen gibt's wieder die LIVE BAND von mitternacht bis 2! Davor und danach könnt ihr mit FENEK auf der Bühne singen!

PRINCE WILLIAM bzw TEXAS betreuen eure Samstag und Sonntag Abende, HLLYWD euer Montag, und LOUIS KRIPTON euer BLUE TUESDAY!

So let's get it on!


DONNERSTAG 5.3.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SISTERS WITH VOICES

KJ DEBBIE UPPER + DJ SNAX!

Eintritt: €3


FREITAG 6.3.15 ab 22 Uhr -- LOONEY TUNEZ LIVE ROCK KARAOKE + SING ON STAGE w/ FENEK SÉLAVY

From Midnight until 2am: Sing with a Live Rock Band on the big stage! Choose from their list of contemporary hits as well as classics! Warning: Not for the faint of heart -- these guys ROCK! All Killer, No Filler!

Before and after the live band, sing on stage with FENEK SÉLAVY!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
Als Passwort muss man den Refrain seines / ihres Lieblingssong vorsingen!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SAMSTAG 7.3.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with PRINCE WILLIAM

Entdecke deinen inneren ROCKSTAR!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
Als Passwort muss man den Refrain seines / ihres Lieblingssong vorsingen!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SONNTAG 8.3.15 ab 21 Uhr -- LIQUID BRUNCH with TEXAS T

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Get Liquidy with TEXAS and the MONSTERS!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

Eintritt: FREI



MONTAG 9.3.15 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with HLLYWD

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

Eintritt: €3



DIENSTAG 10.3.15 ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with LOUIS KRIPTON

Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke!

Free entry + Half-price Classic Cocktails from 9pm - midnight

Eintritt: FREI