Mittwoch, 18. Februar 2015

YOUR COMPLETE GUIDE TO THURSGAYS!


*** THE BERLIN POP CHOIR HAS BEEN CANCELLED THIS WEEK ***




"What's the deal with Thursdays in Ronson's?" Surely you've found yourself pondering this question over and over in your head at night, unable to sleep, puzzled, perplexed, curious, bi-curious? A bit turned on, perhaps? Maybe feeling a bit dirty even. Well, this week's Ronson's Rag is dedicated to the day we call Donner, and to answer the whole slew of emails and phone calls we get about Thursdays.

Q - What is this "gayhole" thing? Is it a party? Is it a crude anatomical reference? Is it just a slightly offensive and politically incorrect piece of queer propaganda?

A - Yes.


Q - Do I have to be gay to get into the club on a Thursday night?

A - No, but you might leave bi!


Q - No seriously, what happens there on a Thursday night?

A - Thursdays are a mixed bag. The gayhole actually refers to the "darkroom" - or smoking lounge - in which the three karaoke cabins are open to anyone and everyone! So you can hop from box to box, meet some new people and sing with strangers...you know, in the dark. In a hot, sweaty, cabin. Use your imagination!


Q - So what are all these other things I keep hearing about like "panty splatters" and "sisters with voices" and stuff?

A - The gayhole is like the umbrella term for Thursdays but there are actually 5 different events that happen on a monthly basis. Lemme break it down for you:


First Thursdays is SISTERS WITH VOICES: hosted by DEBBIE UPPER & friends, she brings along different DJs serves up a spicy blend of karaoke and dance music with an emphasis on female recording artists of the last 40 years.

Second Thursdays is RAY'S CABARET: Ray's musical theater students provide an hour of bedazzlement and titillation on the big stage, accompanied by none other than the master of keys, SHOMO on the piano! The performances run from 22 - 23:00, and afterwards you can sing on stage with the Pianoman, or with the karaoke machine!

Third Thursdays is PANTY SPLATTERS: The adamantly NOT-IT girls, T-WORD, MYSTI & RIPSY deliver the sexiest, sloppiest, weirdest karaoke party you've never dreamed of! Complete with silent screenings of their own video art, paprika-flavored potato chips, a panty raffle, poppy DJ sets, and general debauchery, this party is not one to be missed!

Fourth Thursdays is IMPROVINYLOKE: RUMPELSTIL's original karaoke creation! This is karaoke without slips of paper or a queue, for all of you impatient karaoke enthusiasts out there who can't wait your turn! The mics are there for anyone to grab and SING THEIR THING! RUMPELSTIL spins vinyls from contemporary music as well as 80s, and invites her guests to improvise and sing along! These karaoke jam sessions are really special and provide for some really magical moments!

And lastly we have the legendary BÄRAOKE party which happens once every three months (or once a season)! And unless you've been living under a rock for the past year, you're probably heard enough about BÄRAOKE so I won't even go there! But the next one is on GRÜN DONNERSTAG, APRIL 2, so get ready to GRRRRRROOOOOWWWWWL!


So now that you're well-versed in the Thurs-gays, get on board! Panty Splatters is TOMORROW (19.2) so get yourself a cheap wig and some come out of your comfort zone!

Does that answer your question?

Q - Yep.


DONNERSTAG 19.2.15 ab 22 Uhr -- PANTY SPLATTERS with T-WORD, MYSTI & RIPSY

HOT VIDZ. SEXY SINGING. TASTELESS DANCING. SHOT SLUTS. HARD FUCKS. TENDER KISSES. SLOPPY SECONDS. & A PANTY RAFFLE (DUH).

Free shots for the first Karaoke singers... cum early and get ready to lose your shit cause it's PANTY SPLATTERS: A STAIN OF MIND.

Eintritt: €3



FREITAG 20.2.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY

All good things begin with F: FENEK, FRIDAY, FUN... USE YOUR IMAGINATION!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
Als Passwort muss man das Antwort der folgenden Frage sagen:
"Wie heißen First Thursdays im Ronson's?"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SAMSTAG 21.2.15 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with LOUIS KRIPTON

Sing on stage with the newest star in the Monster Constellation!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
Als Passwort muss man das Antwort der folgenden Frage sagen:
"Wie heißen First Thursdays im Ronson's?"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SONNTAG 22.2.15 ab 19:30 -- SWING TANZEN + LIQUID BRUNCH mit dem KÄPT'N
KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Kick the evening off with a Swing Dance DJ Set starting at 19:30, followed by Open Stage Karaoke at 21:00!! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICES BOXES from 7 - 10pm
Eintritt: FREI



MONTAG 23.2.15 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with TEXAS T

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

Eintritt: €3



DIENSTAG 24.2.15 
ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with FENEK SÉLAVY

*** BERLIN POP CHOIR HAS BEEN CANCELLED FOR THIS WEEK!!!***

Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke with Fenek Sélavy!

FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE CLASSIC COCKTAILS from 9pm - Midnight

Eintritt: FREI












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