Mittwoch, 29. Oktober 2014

THE DRAG ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!

HUNGRY!


MORGEN ist es soweit! DONNERSTAG 30.10 -- THE DRAG ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE is upon us! Fall under the spell of Alice Dee & Hungry as they seduce you to the stage, to exorcise your demons in plain sight, and intoxicate you with their potions (Jäger, duh!)

DRESS TO KILL! Come in costume because YOU HAVE MORE FUN IN COSTUME! And there are plenty of reasons to start your Halloween weekend one day early:

1 - Originality. If you have the same costume as someone else, yours will have been the original: "Bitch I've been wearin' this Nicki Minaj butt since Thursday night!"

2 - Everyone knows you have more fun when you're *slightly* hungover. Use this to your advantage. Think: hair of the dog!

3 - Think of Thursday as a test-run for the weekend, like a dress rehearsal. If you have some wardrobe malfunctions or make-up melt-downs on Thursday, you can perfect your ensemble on Friday!

The list goes on....

But lastly, Hitler will also be making an appearance tomorrow, for anyone who'd like to give him a piece of their mind! A film starring Oliver Masucci as Hitler will be filming a "mockumentary" tomorrow, where the Führer has returned to Berlin 70 years later and is confronted with all the changes. Anyone who would like to participate in the film is welcome to show up EARLY tomorrow (22:00!!) and be a part of a major motion picture! ANOTHER reason to DRESS TO KILL!


DONNERSTAG 30.10.14 ab 22 Uhr -- HOLE-O-WEEN: THE DRAG ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

Eintritt: €3
FACEBOOK EVENT


FREITAG 31.10.14 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with ALEXANDRA MOON-AGE

BORN TO ROCK
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
  "This is my Halloween costume... I'm a karaoke monster!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***
Eintritt: €5
FACEBOOK EVENT 



SAMSTAG 1.11.14 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY

It has finally arrived... the night of disclosure... of your inner rockstar!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
  "This is my Halloween costume... I'm a karaoke monster!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***
Eintritt: €5
FACEBOOK EVENT 



SONNTAG 2.11.14 ab 21 Uhr -- LIQUID BRUNCH with TEXAS TERRI

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Shake it out in the spotlight with TEXAS and the Monsters! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm

Eintritt: FREI
FACEBOOK EVENT 



MONTAG 3.11.14 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with HLLYWD

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

Eintritt: €3
FACEBOOK EVENT


DIENSTAG 4.11.14 ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with SHO MO the BEARDED!


This Blue Tuesday is brought to you by the Master of Keys:​ SHO MO the BEARDED!
Sing cabaret-style with a live pianist all night in our lounge! Choose from his long list of classics, contemporary, jazz, cabaret, musicals, and more!
Free Entry + 1/2 Price off classic cocktails!

Eintritt: FREI
FACEBOOK EVENT 




Mittwoch, 22. Oktober 2014

IMPROVINYLOKE, LOONEY TUNEZ, BRUNCH WITH REBEL & MORE


RUMPELSTIL by Robert Beyer


This Thursday (23.10) DJ RUMPELSTIL introduces a brand new karaoke experience: IMPROVINYLOKE! Improvise and sing along while she spins vinyl! This hasn't been tried before, and it is much of an experiment as it will be an experience! In between DJ sets, get into some dancefloor karaoke with D'MANDY! Don't miss this one, kids!

Saturday welcomes back your favorite live karaoke band, The LOONEY TUNEZ! From midnight til 2am, bring out your inner rock star on the big stage with a LIVE BAND! Before and after the live show, it's OPEN STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY!

REBEL is back on Sunday for karaoke church, aka LIQUID BRUNCH, and CRAIG is hosting your boxhopping Monday! 

See you at the karaoke bar!


DONNERSTAG 23.10.14 ab 22 Uhr -- IMPROVINYLOKE with RUMPELSTIL & D'MANDY

Introducing a new kind of karaoke experience: IMPROVINYLOKE! Improvise and sing along while RUMPELSTIL spins the vinyls! 

Eintritt: €3


FREITAG 24.10.14 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with ALEXANDRA MOON-AGE

ALEXANDRA is back from down under to rock w/ you all night!!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
  "I promise not to sing Wonderwall!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SATURDAY 25.10.14 ab 22 Uhr -- LOONEY TUNEZ LIVE ROCK KARAOKE + OPEN STAGE w/ FENEK SÉLAVY

From Midnight until 2am: Sing with a Live Rock Band on the big stage! Choose from their list of contemporary hits as well as classics! Warning: Not for the faint of heart -- these guys ROCK! All Killer, No Filler! Before and after the live band, sing on stage with FENEK SÉLAVY!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
  "I promise not to sing Wonderwall!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SUNDAY 26.10.14 ab 21 Uhr -- LIQUID BRUNCH with REBEL 

KILL YOUR HANGOVER with REBELLOUNGE and the Monster family! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm

Eintritt: FREI



MONTAG 27.10.14 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with CRAIG TEATIME 

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with CRAIG TEATIME!

Eintritt: €3



DIENSTAG 28.10.14 ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with HLLYWD

Jeden Dienstag ab 21 Uhr in unserer Lounge gibt es Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke! Wählt Songs aus dem Blue Book! Zwischendurch gibt's auch kurze Jazz / Soul DJ Sets. Blue Tuesdays sind besonders gut geeignet für Karaoke Liebhaber die keine Lust auf Spice Girls und Britney haben!

CLASSIC COCKTAIL SPECIAL: Manhattan, Cosmopolitan, Martini, White Russian & Whiskey Sours zum halben Preis von 21 Uhr bis Mitternacht!

Eintritt: FREI







Mittwoch, 15. Oktober 2014

A NEW STAR IN THE RONSON'S CONSTELLATION!


TEXAS TERRI / Photo: Jonathan McPhail

Liebe Monster! We are thrilled to introduce to you to the newest star in the Monster Constellation: TEXAS TERRI!

Join us this Sunday for a very special Liquid Brunch with TEXAS the "Cherry-Bomb" TERRI! She was born to rock, made for the stage, a real firework and now she's the newest member of the Ronson's Family! And remember: DON'T FUCK WITH TEXAS TERRI!

Thursday (16.10), the PANTY SPLATTERS girls are back to turn your night all messy! 100% guaranteed sloppy drunk & disorderly fun with the adamantly NOT-IT girls! 

JOHNNY is finally back on stage on Friday, and HLLYWD is your master of everything on Saturday! Here's to a monstrous weekend!


DONNERSTAG 16.10.14 ab 22 Uhr -- PANTY SPLATTERS w/ T-WORD, MYSTI & RIPSY

A SAFE PLACE TO LOSE YOUR SHIT!

Eintritt: €3


FREITAG 17.10.14 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with JOHNNY BALLANTINE

COS LIFE IS A CABARET, THAT'S WHY!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
 "I promise not to deface the face of grace!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SAMSTAG 18.10.14 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with HLLYWD

 SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DAMN DIAMOND!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
  "I promise not to deface the face of grace!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SONNTAG 19.10.14 ab 21 Uhr -- LIQUID BRUNCH with TEXAS TERRI

Introducing the newest star in the Ronson's constellation! 

Eintritt: FREI



MONTAG 20.10.14 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with CRAIG TEATIME

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with CRAIG TEATIME!

Eintritt: €3



 DIENSTAG 21.10.14 ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY with HLLYWD

Singt Songs aus dem Blue Book! Zwischendurch gibt's auch kurze Jazz / Soul DJ Sets. Blue Tuesdays sind besonders gut geeignet für Karaoke Liebhaber die keine Lust auf Spice Girls und Britney haben!

CLASSIC COCKTAIL SPECIAL: Manhattan, Cosmopolitan, Martini, Margharita & Sours zum halben Preis von 21 Uhr bis Mitternacht!

Eintritt: FREI





 

Donnerstag, 9. Oktober 2014

DEBBIE UPPER, SISTERS w/ VOICES, BRUNCH w/ CRAIG and MORE




DEBBIE UPPER


TONIGHT (Thursday 9.10) DEBBIE UPPER is your Karaoke & Disc Jockey at SISTERS WITH VOICES, starting at 22 Uhr. Sing from Debbie's song list of female artists from Hip-Hop & R&B in between sexxxy sets!


DONNERSTAG 9.10.14 ab 22 Uhr -- SISTERS WITH VOICES w/ DEBBIE UPPER

Eintritt: €3



FREITAG 10.10.14 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with HLLYWD

Everybody comes to HLLYWD!!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: (gesungen!) 
"I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it! I'm about to pay less entry and I think I like it!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5
FACEBOOK EVENT




SAMSTAG 11.10.14 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY 

"Sometimes I would wait all night in hopes of that karaoke kick." -J.Garland

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig: (gesungen!) 
"I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it! I'm about to pay less entry and I think I like it!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5
FACEBOOK EVENT




SONNTAG 12.10.14 ab 21 Uhr -- LIQUID BRUNCH with CRAIG TEATIME 

KILL YOUR HANGOVER. Grab a bloody mary and sing out your sunday blues on the big stage! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm

Eintritt: FREI
FACEBOOK EVENT




MONTAG 13.10.14 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with FENEK SÉLAVY 

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with FENEK SÉLAVY!


Eintritt: €3
FACEBOOK EVENT




DIENSTAG 14.10.14 ab 21 Uhr -- BLUE TUESDAY mit dem KÄPT'N


Jeden Dienstag ab 21 Uhr in unserer Lounge gibt es Jazz, Blues & Soul Karaoke! Wählt Songs aus dem Blue Book! Zwischendurch gibt's auch kurze Jazz / Soul DJ Sets. Blue Tuesdays sind besonders gut geeignet für Karaoke Liebhaber die keine Lust auf Spice Girls und Britney haben!

CLASSIC COCKTAIL SPECIAL: Manhattan, Cosmopolitan, Martini, White Russian & Whiskey Sours zum halben Preis von 21 Uhr bis Mitternacht!


Eintritt: FREI
FACEBOOK EVENT






Mittwoch, 1. Oktober 2014

BEARS, BEERS, BEATS, BÄRAOKE!!!





The leaves are turning color and falling into the street... the air is cooling down and the fruits of summer are ready for harvest, for a season of bountiful feasts, to store up energy for a long winter's hibernation... and this can only mean one thing... oooh yea, you guessed it... it's that time again... time for BÄRAOKE: OKTO-BÄRAOKE-FEST!!!


 TOMORROW!! -- THURSDAY, 2. OKTOBER um 22 Uhr !!!


 BEER GUZZLERS, FUR LOVERS & LEDERHOSEN TRÄGER! It's time for the Autumn Edition of Bäraoke: OKTOBÄRAOKEFEST!!

6,99 All-You-Can-Sauf Flatrate Beer von 22 - 2 Uhr!

Karaoke Bear-Style with Hostess with the Mostest: Mamma Bear MONNICA BEARVINKSY

Piano Lounge with the Master of Keys SHO MO the BEARDED

VOLUPTUOUS BEATS by Papa WAR BEAR

FREE SHOTS & PRIZES FOR SPORTING LEDERHOSEN!

+++ BEER GUZZLING CONTEST +++

& MORE!

... for the Love of Beers and Bears!

 DONNERSTAG 2.10.14 ab 22 Uhr -- BÄRAOKE: OKTO-BÄRAOKE-FEST!!!
  



FREITAG 3.10.14 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with REBELLOUNGE 

KARAOKE AUF DIESEL 

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
 "Karaoke is a drag... QUEEN!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SAMSTAG 4.10.14 ab 22 Uhr -- SING ON STAGE with HLLYWD 

If you can walk, you can dance... if you can talk, you can SING!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (€2) bis 1 Uhr gültig:   
"Karaoke is a drag... QUEEN!"
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***


Eintritt: €5



SONNTAG 5.10.14 ab 21 Uhr -- LIQUID BRUNCH with JOHNNY BALLANTINE

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Shine bring like a diamond on the big stage! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm

Eintritt: FREI



MONTAG 6.10.14 ab 22 Uhr -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with REBELLOUNGE

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with REBELLOUNGE!

Eintritt: €3



DIENSTAG 7.10.14 ab 21:30 -- BERLIN POP CHOIR AUTUMN PERFORMANCE + KARAOKE AFTERPARTY with FENEK SÉLAVY

Come enjoy the wonderful sounds of Lyndsey Cockwell's fabulous Pop Choir: your favorite pop songs sung a cappella! This season's songs include Lorde, Fleetwood Mac, Kraftwerk and Dolly Parton! After the performance (start's at 9:30 SHARP!), sing karaoke on the big stage with Fenek Sélavy! FREE ENTRY!

*** THERE WILL BE NO BLUE TUESDAY EVENT ON THIS NIGHT DUE TO THE PERFORMANCE & AFTERPARTY ***

Eintritt: FREI