Mittwoch, 30. Juli 2014

BLUE TUESDAYS




Ab diesen Dienstag gibt's ne neue wöchentliche Veranstaltung bei uns: das nennt sich BLUE TUESDAYS! Wählt Songs aus dem BLUE BOOK: eine Liste von Jazz, Blues, und Soul Songs! Das "blaue Kabarett" fängt an gleich nach dem Pop Chor, um 21 Uhr - ohne Eintritt! Zwichendurch wird's auch kurze Jazz DJ Sets geben. Dienstags sind jetzt besonders gut geeignet für Karaoke Liebhaber die keine Lust auf Britney und Spice Girls haben :)

Und um die Atmosphäre zu vervollständigen, gibt es Manhattan, Cosmopolitan, White Russian, und Martini Cocktails (also alles was im klassischen Cocktail Glas serviert wird) zum halben Preis!

Der erste BLUE TUESDAY findet diesen Donnerstag statt (5.8) ab 21 Uhr mit dem KÄPT'N!


Und die sonstige Aussichten der Woche im Karaokeland:


DONNERSTAG 31.7.14 -- HOMO HOMAGE to DUSTY SPRINGFIELD with CRAIG TEATIME + PIANO LOUNGE with SHO MO ab 22 Uhr

"Homo homage" takes place on the hallowed ground of cat like puuurrrrversion that is Monster Ronsons.
Well be dedicating one night a month to your secret queeny idols. You know you have em!!

Join Craig Teatime and together well dig out music videos, interviews and rare tracks from your favorite high pitched pre-teen divas that spoke the sweet music of yesteryear through the head phones of your disc man and the rewind of your cassette player.
Those special people who made that oily skinned journey of hell that we call adolescence just that little bit brighter.

After the show well have live karaoke on stage and SHO MO the live karaoke piano player in the lounge where we can sing like a family till breakfast.

This month's homage goes to DUSTY SPRINGFIELD!

Eintritt: €3


FREITAG 1.8.14 -- SING ON STAGE with ATHENA ab 22 Uhr

Booze, Karaoke and Rock'n'Roll! Sparkles, disco lights, ten private karaoke cabins and a big stage waiting for your performance!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 Uhr gültig: "The woods would be quiet if no bird sang but the one that sang best." (Henry van Dyke)
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5


SAMSTAG 2.8.14 -- SING ON STAGE with FENEK ab 22 Uhr

"When do I get to sing 'My Way'?"
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 Uhr gültig: "The woods would be quiet if no bird sang but the one that sang best." (Henry van Dyke)
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5


SONNTAG 3.8.14 -- LIQUID BRUNCH with CRAIG TEATIME ab 21 Uhr

KILL YOUR HANGOVER. Ring it out on the big stage with Craig and the Monsters! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm

Eintritt: FREI


MONTAG 4.8.14 -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!
As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!
The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING!

Eintritt: €3


DIENSTAG 5.8.14 -- BERLIN POP CHOIR ab 19:30 + BLUE TUESDAY mit dem KÄPT'N ab 21 Uhr

Love pop? Love to sing? Join Lyndsey Cockwell's BERLIN POP CHOIR! Choir starts at 19:30! Infos at www.berlinpopchoir.de

Afterwards, come down with a cocktail and ambiance! Sing from our BLUE BOOK in the lounge with the KÄPT'N! Free entry!

Entritt: FREI







Dienstag, 22. Juli 2014

Panty Splatters: It's a Stain of Mind!


Foto © Waldemar Krysiak

Bäraoke was such a blast,
I sang some songs and got some ass,
These are the things that really matter,
I'll see you Thursday at Panty Splatters!


DONNERSTAG 24.7.14 -- PANTY SPLATTERS w/ TRANNY, MYSTI & RIPSY ab 22 Uhr

PANTY SPLATTERS: It's a stain of mind.

"When it's all you've got from the night before why not hold onto it?"

Tranny, Mysti and Ripsy bring another night of karaoke, body shots, dirty movies, hot music, with MEAT, contests, panty raffles and oh so much more...

Eintritt: €3


FREITAG 25.7.14 -- SING ON STAGE with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 22 Uhr

Booze, Karaoke and Rock'n'Roll! Sparkles, disco lights, ten private karaoke cabins and a big stage waiting for your performance!  

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 Uhr gültig: “You should never be embarrassed by your trouble with living, because it's the ones with the sorest throats who have done the most singing.” (Conor Oberst)
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5



SAMSTAG 26.7.14 -- SING ON STAGE with HLLYWD ab 22 Uhr

KARAOKE REALNESS

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 Uhr gültig: “You should never be embarrassed by your trouble with living, because it's the ones with the sorest throats who have done the most singing.” (Conor Oberst)
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5


SONNTAG 27.7.14 -- SWING TANZEN + LIQUID BRUNCH mit dem KÄPT'N ab 19:30

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Kick the evening off with a Swing Dance DJ Set from the KÄPT'N, followed by Open Stage Karaoke!! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICES BOXES from 7 - 10pm !

Eintritt: FREI


MONTAG 28.7.14 -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with PUNKY!

Eintritt: €3


 


Dienstag, 15. Juli 2014

SUMMER LUVIN!


Under the boardwalk, out of the sun
Under the boardwalk, we'll be haven some fun
Under the boardwalk, people walking above
Under the boardwalk, we'll be falling in love


It's time! The Swimsuit Edition of BÄRAOKE is THIS THURSDAY (17.7) !!

JOIN US for a Mid-Summer Night's BEER BUST!

€6,99 FLAT RATE BEER from 21 - 2 Uhr!

SING ON STAGE with HOSTESS MONNICA BEARVINSKY & Master of Ceremonies MONK!

GET HOT and STICKY on the boardwalk dancefloor with DJ WAR BEAR!

Get WET in the Piano-Lounge Sauna with the Master of Keys SHO MO the BEARDED!

Or sing in the DARKROOM Boxes with Masters of Bation!

FREE SHOTS FOR SHORT-SHORTS!

WIN PRIZES at the LEG CONTEST, the BELLY CONTEST, and the WET FUR CONTEST!

Don't forget your sunscreen!

Don't miss it, kids!!

FACEBOOK EVENT

DONNERSTAG 17.7.14 -- BÄRAOKE: BEACH BEARS! ab 21 Uhr


FREITAG 18.7.14 -- SING ON STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY ab 22 Uhr

ENTER WONDERLAND.

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 Uhr gültig: Man kann aus zwei Passwörtern auswählen: Entweder 1-WIE GEIL WAR DENN BÄRAOKE?! Oder 2-WIE DUMM DASS ICH BÄRAOKE VERPASST HAB!! 
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintrtt: €5
FACEBOOK EVENT


SAMSTAG 19.7.14 -- OPEN STAGE with ATHENA ab 22 Uhr

A new star is born! Step inside the Karaobe Nebula!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 Uhr gültig: Man kann aus zwei Passwörtern auswählen: Entweder 1-WIE GEIL WAR DENN BÄRAOKE?! Oder 2-WIE DUMM DASS ICH BÄRAOKE VERPASST HAB!! 
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintrtt: €5
FACEBOOK EVENT


SONNTAG 20.7.14 -- LIQUID BRUNCH with ALEXANDRA MOON-AGE ab 21 Uhr

KILL YOUR HANGOVER!

Come down easy with Alexandra Moon-Age and the Monsters!

FREE ENTRY + Half-Prices Boxes from 7-10pm

Eintrtt: FREI
FACEBOOK EVENT


MONTAG 21.7.14 -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with FENEK SÉLAVY ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with FENEK!

Eintrtt: €3
FACEBOOK EVENT









Donnerstag, 10. Juli 2014

SISTERS WITH VOICES

Debbie Upper

Beginning TONIGHT, every second Thursday of the month in Ronsons belongs to HipHop! DJ Debbie Upper will be serving HipHop Karaoke as well as DJ sets. This Thursday (10.7) he's bringing along DJ BIG SHELL! Don't miss it, kids!

DONNERSTAG 10.7.14 -- SISTERS WITH VOICES w/ DEBBIE UPPER & DJ BIG SHELL ab 22 Uhr

Eintritt: €3


FREITAG 11.7.14 -- SING ON STAGE with CRAIG TEATIME  ab 22 Uhr

"I should get the Turner prize." - C.Teatime
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 Uhr gültig: Als Passwort muss man die Zutaten für Nancy Sinatra's Summer Wine vorsingen.
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***
Eintritt: €5


SAMSTAG 12.7.14 -- SING ON STAGE with D'MANDY ab 22 Uhr

100% D'LIVERED
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 Uhr gültig: Als Passwort muss man die Zutaten für Nancy Sinatra's Summer Wine vorsingen.
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***
Eintritt: €5


SONNTAG 13.7.14 -- LIQUID BRUNCH with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 21 Uhr

KILL YOUR HANGOVER.

Eintritt:FREI


MONTAG 14.7.14 -- MutliSEXual BOXhopping with HLLYWD ab 22 Uhr

Eintritt: €3



Mittwoch, 2. Juli 2014

MOON-AGE, LOONIES, MONKIES and MORE!


ALEXANDRA MOON-AGE

Back by popular demand, ALEXANDRA MOON-AGE is returning to the Ronsons this Thursday for a night of explosive Dancefloor Karaoke alongside DJ MIKA RISIKO! If you missed Moon-Age's KJ Debut, be sure to check her out this time around - she is an other-worldly force to be reckoned with, and has ALL-STAR KJ written all over her! Freitag ist JOHNNY dran, und Samstag sind die LOONEY TUNEZ wieder da mit LIVE BAND karaoke! Sonntags Hangover-killin Brunch mit FENEK, MONK am Mongay, und Dienstag gibt's die BERLIN POP CHOIR SUMMER PERFORMANCE um 21:30, mit Open Stage Karaoke danach mit HLLYWD! Frohes langes Wochenende Monsters!


DONNERSTAG 3.7.14 -- MIKA RISIKO & ALEXANDRA MOON-AGE @ GAYHOLE ab 22 Uhr

Gayhole Resident DJ MIKA RISIKO teams up with Sparkle Solider and Other-Worldly-Wonder ALEXANDRA MOON-AGE for a night of Unabashed Singing & Untamed Twerking!

Eintritt: €3


FREITAG 4.7.14 -- OPEN STAGE with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 22 Uhr

SING.
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 Uhr gültig: Als Passwort muss man die Zutaten für Nancy Sinatra's Summer Wine vorsingen.
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)*** 
Eintritt: €5


SAMSTAG 5.7.14 -- LOONEY TUNEY LIVE BAND KARAOKE + OPEN STAGE with MONK ab 22 Uhr

​JEDEN ERSTEN SAMSTAG IM MONAT sind die TUNEZ bei uns zu erleben! Singt mit einer LIVE BAND auf der großen Bühne! Choose from a song list of contemporary hits as well as the classics. ALL KILLER, NO FILLER -- THESE GUYS ROCK! Davor und danach -- OPEN STAGE with MONK!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 Uhr gültig: Als Passwort muss man die Zutaten für Nancy Sinatra's Summer Wine vorsingen.
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)*** 

Eintritt: €5


SONNTAG 6.7.14 -- LIQUID BRUNCH with FENEK SÉLAVY ab 21 Uhr

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down softly with Fenek and the Monsters! FREE ENTRY + Half-Price Boxes from 7-10pm

Eintritt: FREI


MONTAG 7.7.14 -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with MONK ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with MONK!

Eintritt: €3


DIENSTAG 8.7.14 -- BERLIN POP CHOIR SUMMER PERFORMANCE um 21:15 + OPEN STAGE AFTERPARTY with HLLYWD

Come here the wonderful sounds of Lyndsey Cockwell's Berlin Pop Choir - contemporary pop hits from the likes of Pharrel Williams, Rihanna, Robyn, and more, sung acapella!
Free entry + Open Stage Karaoke Afterparty with HLLYWD!

Eintritt: FREI