Dienstag, 27. Mai 2014

DADDY'S TREATS!

DADDY'S TREATS!

With the World Cup around the corner, Vatertag / Herrentag coming up, the European Patriarchy making a mad turn to the far right... there is just a bit too much testosterone in the air lately. What to do with all of those excess pheromones flying around? All those dicke Daddies and barren Herren need a place to let out their Rampensau, eat some meat, balance out their hormones... maybe get in touch with their feminine side? Meet Daddy's Treats!

DONNERSTAG 29.5.14 -- DADDY'S TREATS! feat. TRANNY, MYSTI & RIPSY ab 22 Uhr

This father's day we'll be celebrating the rise and fall of the patriarchal phallus as well as the ascension and filthy return of baby jezuz foreskin from heaven to hell and back:

TRANNY is teaming up with MYSTI und RIPSY to guide you through the night as they DJ and KJ Daddy's favorites in a way Paps would have never approved. You won't get mad... will you?

+ PIANO LOUNGE with SHO MO +
Sing cabaret-style with a live piano player!

+ DADDY SPANXXX +
What's that? Find out!!

+ RIPSY’S MEAT RAFFLE +
Get a ticket at the door for a chance to win MEAT in RIPSY'S MEAT RAFFLE!
Win your piece of Mysti’s Meats, Tranny’s Tofu or Father's Flanks!

+ DADDY'S DRAG DAUGHTERS IN FREEEEE +
Free entry for dressed up drag dolls!!!

Bow down Daddies!!

Eintritt: €3
FACEBOOK EVENT


MITTWOCH 28.5.14 -- OPEN STAGE with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 22 Uhr

Pre-Himmelfahrt Pre-Gaming Pre-Daddy's Treats Pre-Cum OPEN STAGE with JOHNNY!

Eintritt: FREI!
FACEBOOK EVENT


FREITAG 30.5.14 -- OPEN STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY ab 22 Uhr

Because life's a cabaret, that's why!
  ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 Uhr gültig: Dicke Daddies und macho Macker, zu viel Testosterone heißt nicht gleich wacker!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)*** 

Eintritt: €5
FACEBOOK EVENT


SAMSTAG 31.5.14 -- OPEN STAGE with HLLYWD ab 22 Uhr

Karaoke thru the looking glass!
  ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 Uhr gültig: Dicke Daddies und macho Macker, zu viel Testosterone heißt nicht gleich wacker!
 (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)*** 

Eintritt: €5
FACEBOOK EVENT


SONNTAG 1.6.14 -- LIQUID BRUNCH with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 21 Uhr

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Nurse yourself back to life and back on stage with Punky and the Monsters! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

Eintritt: FREI!
FACEBOOK EVENT


MONTAG 2.6.14 -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with HLLYWD ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!
As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!
The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge!

Eintritt: €3
FACEBOOK EVENT



Dienstag, 20. Mai 2014

EAT LIPSTICK PRESENTS: JEALOUS!




THIS THURSDAY (22.5) in RONSONS: ANITA DRINK and CLEA CUTTHROAT on the Karaoke Machine and SHREDDER on the DJ deck! Rumor has it, they might even throw in some live songs and / or special performances, but only if you're nice to Anita! 

Friday, CRAIG TEATIME is taking to the big stage, so bring your baggage, as Craig will not only guide your soul through the dark night but he's also a Karaoke-Healer! Saturday it's OPEN STAGE with JOHNNY, the KÄPT'N is back on Sunday, and PUNKY is finishing off the extended Karaoke Weekend on Monday! PROST!


DONNERSTAG 22.5.14 -- EAT LIPSTICK PRESENTS: JEALOUS! ab 22 Uhr

Eintritt: €3


FREITAG 23.5.14 -- OPEN STAGE with CRAIG TEATIME ab 22 Uhr

Come Experience the Enigma, the Karaoke Therapist, the Force to be Reckoned with that is Craig Teatime! And SING.

  ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 Uhr gültig: (an Torsten wenden) "Oh du Herrscher der Tür, bevor deine Ära zu Ende geht, lass mich noch ein letztes Mal durch deine Pforte!" (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***  

Eintritt: €5


SAMSTAG 24.5.14 -- OPEN STAGE with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 22 Uhr

THE WORLD IS A DISCO BALL, AND WE'RE LITTLE MIRRORS: ONE AND ALL!
  ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 Uhr gültig: (an Torsten wenden) "Oh du Herrscher der Tür, bevor deine Ära zu Ende geht, lass mich noch ein letztes Mal durch deine Pforte!" (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)*** 
Eintritt: €5


SONNTAG 25.5.14 -- SWING TANZEN + LIQUID BRUNCH mit dem KÄPT'N ab 19:30

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Kick the evening off with a Swing Dance DJ Set from the KÄPT'N, followed by Open Stage Karaoke!! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICES BOXES from 7 - 10pm !

Eintritt: FREI


MONTAG 26.5.14 -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge PUNKY!
 
Eintritt: €3



Dienstag, 13. Mai 2014

WE ARE ALL CONCHITA!



"WE ARE ALL CONCHITA!"

Monster Ronson's congratulates Conchita Wurst and the entire Wurst family for her success in Denmark!

 
 "This night is dedicated to everyone who believes in a future of peace and freedom. You know who you are. We are unity. And we are unstoppable!"

-Conchita Wurst

This week in Ronsons, FENEK is back in the hole with a HIGH ENGERGY DJ set and dancefloor karaoke on Thursday, and back again on Saturday with Alternative Karaoke before the LOONEY TUNEZ take the stage at midnight! Let your inner rockstar's hair down and guts out on the big stage with a live rock band! Then Sunday it's Liquid Brunch with JOHNNY, who just returned from New York, where he was disappointed in the spießige Karaoke Bar he visited there and needs some Karaoke à la Monsters! To top it off is CRACKBABY on MultiSEXual Monday! Prost!
  

DONNERSTAG 15.5.14 -- GAYHOLE with FENEK SÉLAVY ab 22 Uhr
HIGH ENERGY - YOUR LOVE IS LIFTING ME! FENEK is your KJ and DJ!

Eintritt: €3
FACEBOOK EVENT


FREITAG 16.5.14 -- OPEN STAGE with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 22 Uhr
SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND

  ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 Uhr gültig: statt Passwort muss man im Conchita Bart auftauchen! (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***  


Eintritt: €5
FACEBOOK EVENT


SAMSTAG 17.5.14 -- LOONEY TUNEZ LIVE ROCK KARAOKE + ALTERNATIVE KARAOKE w/ FENEK SÉLAVY ab 22 Uhr
Bring out your inner Rock Star - Sing on the Big Stage with a Live Rock Band - THE LOONEY TUNEZ! But WARNING: THESE GUYS ROCK! From 10pm til midnight, sing from Fenek's Alternative Songbook!

  ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 Uhr gültig: statt Passwort muss man im Conchita Bart auftauchen! (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)*** 


Eintritt: €5
FACEBOOK EVENT 


SONNTAG 18.5.14 -- LIQUID BRUNCH with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 21 Uhr 

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Sing in the Church of Karaoke with Johnny and the Monsters! FREE ENTRY + HALF PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm

Eintritt: FREI
FACEBOOK EVENT
 

MONTAG 19.5.14 -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with CRACKBABY JONES ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with CRACKBABY JONES!

Eintritt: €3
FACEBOOK EVENT

Dienstag, 6. Mai 2014

EUROVISION!!!


DING DONG!

The beginning of summer in Berlin means a lot of things: Street festivals, spending the whole day in the crowded parks that resemble a punk Woodstock, the smell of grills, everyone wondering why everybody else is not at work, the socially acceptable time to start drinking getting pushed back a few hours... but in the Ronsons we break in the summer season in Euro-Trash fashion, and it's that time of year again!

THIS SATURDAY (10.5) is our annual EUROVISION SONG CONTEST PUBLIC VIEWING + KARAOKE AFTERPARTY with D'MANDY! Hosted by DING DONG & MONSTER RONSON, the Live-Uebertragung begins at 21:00 but get there early (20 Uhr!) for best seats, Live Pre-Show and Vorgluehen!

After the ESC, you can sing your favorite songs from this year's contest on the big stage with the long-anticipated return of KJ D'MANDY! Our list of songs from this year's contest in our Karaoke Machine includes:

-Armenien, "Not alone" von Aram MP3 
-Frankreich, "Moustache" von Twin Twin
-Österreich, "rise like a phoenix" von Conchita Wurst 
-Schweden, "Undo" von Sanna Nielsen 
-Spanien, "dancing in the rain" von Ruth Lorenzo 
-Grossbritannien, "children of the universe" von Molly 
-Norwegen, "silent storm" von Carl Espen
-Griechenland, "rise up" von Freaky Fortune ft. Risky Kidd 
-Israel, "Same heart" von Mei Finegold
-Deutschland, "is it right" von Elaiza 
-Holland, "calm after storm" von the Common Linnets

So get practicing, kids! There's no better way to celebrate ESC! #JoinUs ! See you Saturday!



DONNERSTAG 8.5.14 - GAYHOLE with CRAIG TEATIME ab 22 Uhr

The Resident Zombie at the Sleaziest Karaoke Party on Earth!

Eintritt: 3


FREITAG 9.5.14 - OPEN STAGE with HLLYWD ab 22 Uhr

Shine your light now - Get it right now, cos you're with HLLYWD!
  ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 Uhr gültig: Als Passwort muss man folgende Frage beantworten: Wie heisst der aktuelle ESC Song von Oesterreich?  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***   

Eintritt: 5



SAMSTAG 10.5.14 - EUROVISION SONG CONTEST PUBLIC VIEWING + KARAOKE AFTERPARTY with D'MANDY!

  ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 Uhr gültig: Als Passwort muss man folgende Frage beantworten: Wie heisst der aktuelle ESC Song von Oesterreich?  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***  

Eintritt: 5



SONNTAG 11.5.14 - LIQUID BRUNCH with CRAIG TEATIME ab 21 Uhr

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy with Craig Teatime and the Monsters! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm

Eintritt: FREI



MONTAG 12.5.14 - MultiSEXual BOXhopping with PUNKYLONGSTOCKING ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms! 
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!
As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!
The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with PUNKY!

Eintritt: 3








Samstag, 3. Mai 2014

LOONEY TUNEZ LIVE ROCK KARAOKE!



LOONEY TUNEZ LIVE ROCK KARAOKE!

Nächster Termin: Samstag, 5. August!


Singt mit einer LIVE BAND! Gegen Mitternacht geht's los!
Die Jungs rocken sowohl mit aktuellen Hits wie Beatsteaks, Arctic Monkeys, Adele, Kings of Leon... als auch Klassiker wie Guns 'n Roses, RHCP, Beatles und Nirvana!

DISCLAIMER: Not for the faint of heart -- these guys ROCK! Ihnen fehlt bloß nen Sänger: da seid ihr dran!

Davor und danach gibt's wie immer OPEN STAGE!

www.liverockkaraoke.de/