Dearest Karaoke Monsters,
It is with great sadness that we inform you that our beloved Svetlana is leaving us. She is moving on to conquer new horizons and pursue new and exciting creative ventures, and so she is stepping down from the Ronsons stage and out onto the world's stage!
Born long ago in Tuntenhaus (and/or a small village in Russia), the Ronsons stage was home to her first steps and her first words, which, incidentally, were "HELLO WORLD I'M YOUR WILD GIRL, I'M YOUR CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH CHERRY BOMB!!"
And it was on that stage that her tits grew and swelled to such an awesome size, at times getting so large that nuclear fusion started taking place in their interior, generating solar energy that radiated outwards and filled the room! She could give you a sunburn if you got too close!
We Monsters have so many countless memories with that Cherry Bomb KJ. So many guests stripped down to nothing at her command, so many bodies bumping and grinding to her renditions of Lollipop, Survivor, Paper Planes, Stan, American Boy, and the list goes on and on....
... your blogger will never forget so many amazing nights, nights that turned into mornings, mornings into days...
The Mixed Nuts parties, (The Real) Tranny Olympics, Eine Nacht auf dem Bauernhof, and countless Open Stage nights with Svetlana Pall Mall, Resident Bad Girl, Cherry Bomb. We love you babes. Take good care, cos baby baby it's a wild world! x
Sveti will be gracing the Ronsons stage twice more: this Saturday (22.3) and her final night hosting will be Monday (31.3), which will be her Farewell Party! Come and show her the love!!
DONNERSTAG 20.3.14 -- PORK invades GAYHOLE! ab 22 Uhr
It's the first day of SPRING and The PORK boys are set loose in the hole!
PORK resident DJ DEBBIE UPPER (Aka Jared Abbott) serving up a mixture of Weirdo Disco, sleazy 80's, and Old School House
In between his weird, sleazy sets is even sleazier K-Hole Karaoke with CRACKBABY JONES
FREITAG 21.3.14 -- OPEN STAGE with CRAIG TEATIME ab 22 Uhr
The amazing, dynamic, multi-faceted enigma that is Craig Teatime has been a long-time resident KJ at Gayhole, and now we're setting him loose on the Big Stage! Epic-ness ist angesagt, boys n girls!
SAMSTAG 22.3.14 -- OPEN STAGE with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr
MY NECK, MY BACK...
SONNTAG 23.3.14 -- LIQUID BRUNCH with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 21 Uhr
KILL YA HANGOVER! Nurse yourself back to life and get on stage with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm
MONTAG 24.3.14 -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY ab 22 Uhr
Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!
As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!
The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with SCOTTY!