Dienstag, 18. Februar 2014

Who's your daddy?


It has come to our attention that there is now at least one other Cruising Karaoke party in Berlin! And not only this, but an article published in BONER magazine about the Gayhole has also led to disussions in Norway and Sweden of introducing our sleazy concept to Karaoke establishments there. This conjures up many feelings in your blogger, who happens to be the founder of the Darkroom Karaoke concept. The first feeling is flattery, followed by a feeling of "Why didn't I get a patent on that shit?!" 

Incidentally, Daisuke Inoue (aka GOD) - the Founding Father of Karaoke - also neglected to get a patent for the Karaoke Box,  which led him later to get a patent for a pesticide he invented, which repelled insects and rats that posed a threat to the delicate electronics of karaoke machines (luckily, we don't have this problem in Ronsons!)

And so it is in the selfless spirit of Daisuke that I forfeit proprietary rights to the noble communion of karaoke and felatio, and set my sordid baby off into the the greater city, into Scandinavia and beyond, because after all: musik ist für alle da, sharing is caring, and - as is the rule of darkroom karaoke boxes - the more the merrier! 

So run free, little gayhole! But remember one thing - when you're feeling lost and exploited in some cold, Nordic dive-bar where they're charging 15 euros at the door - you can always follow the sound of my voice, saying: "Who's your daddy?"


DONNERSTAG  20.2.14 -- MIKA RISIKO @ GAYHOLE with abNormaL JeanNe ButchEr ab 22 Uhr

MIKA is back to rock the Hole with a Pop-off-the-chain DJ Set alongside Virgin KJ abNormaL JeanNe ButchEr!

Born at the quEAR Ohrenfest last summer, the melodramatic creature will sing you femme anthems until nostalgia is sucked dry. Some of her blonde, shy airs might remind you of the late Norma Jean Baker.

Eintritt: €3


FREITAG 21.2.14 -- OPEN STAGE with HLLYWD ab 22 Uhr

SIE VERLASSEN JETZT DEN ALLTAG.
  ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 Uhr gültig: Als Passwort muss man folgende Frage beantworten: Wie heißt der Erfinder von Karaoke? (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5


SAMSTAG 22.2.14 -- OPEN STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY ab 22 Uhr

Saturday night Fevaaaa!
  ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 Uhr gültig: Als Passwort muss man folgende Frage beantworten: Wie heißt der Erfinder von Karaoke? (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5


SONNTAG 22.2.14 -- SWING TANZEN + LIQUID BRUNCH mit dem KÄPT'N ab 19:30

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Kick the evening off with a Swing Dance DJ Set from the KÄPT'N, followed by Open Stage Karaoke!! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICES BOXES from 7 - 10pm !

Eintritt:FREI


MONTAG 23.2.14 -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with SCOTTY!

Eintritt: €3



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