Mittwoch, 12. Februar 2014

V DAY!


V by  Joseph Wolfgang Ohlert

Spring is in the air in Berlin. The birds are chirping away in a mad orgy in the prematurely blossoming treetops. Sunlight floods through bedroom windows onto the naked bodies of young couples sleeping in and cuddling on lazy Sunday afternoons.  It's the perfect backdrop for Cupid to soar over a rainbow and shoot his bow into dumbfounded hearts, bringing together two complete strangers, and out of the isolating void of the city to bring forth something new: love. And what a better occasion for this culmination of all things warm and fuzzy than Valentine's Day?

Well, fuck that shit. There's nothing worse than being broken-hearted, cynical or just straight up lonely on this Hallmark, Godiva and De Beers-generated conspiracy disguised as a holiday. Cos if you look a bit closer at that sugar-coated romantic scene, you'll notice that the unicorns have flies all over their eyes, that Cupid has a malicious grin as he was actually aiming for your jugular, those young lovers in bed? One of them just contracted crabs.... and the rainbows, well, that's just the effect of light refracted through hydrogen molecules, babes. Sorry to bust your big, pink, fluffy bubble!

But that's ok. There's a place to hide and escape all of that putrid marzipan and poo-smelling roses. We're turning Valentine's day into V-DAY. This Thursday at Gayhole, we're giving the finger to Spießigkeit at the ANTI-VALENTINES PARTY: A Macabre Valentine's party for broken hearts and sinister lovers. Dating games, darkroom & dancefloor karaoke, heartbreak and polyamory!

Hosting the party and guiding us into sin is Berlin based dark pop supernova V. V is a hypnotising BLACK POP explosion of dark synthwave influenced by punk, pop and black metal. On the decks V will DJ a variety of rare german synth punk, no-wave, mainstream feelgood pop dance music and other obscure delicacies with an emphasis on female artists on vinyl and mp3.

DONNERSTAG 13.2.14 -- ANTI-VALENTINES PARTY @ GAYHOLE w/ V ab 22 Uhr

Eintritt: €3 


FREITAG 14.2.14 -- OPEN STAGE with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

SEX ON LEGS.
 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 Uhr gültig: "Being polyamorous on Valentine's day is terrible: my bedrooom looks like a funeral parlor!" (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5

  
SAMSTAG 15.2.14 -- OPEN STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY ab 22 Uhr

Karaoke kann eine Brücke sein... von einem Kater zum nächsten!
  ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 Uhr gültig: "Being polyamorous on Valentine's day is terrible: my bedrooom looks like a funeral parlor!" (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5


SONNTAG 16.2.14 -- LIQUID BRUNCH with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 21 Uhr

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Let Sveti nurse you back to life on the open stage! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

Eintritt: FREI


MONTAG 17.2.14 -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!
As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!
The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING!
 
Eintritt: €3 
 

 




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