Dienstag, 14. Januar 2014

KARAOKENTZUG!




Habt ihr auch KARAOKENTZUG? Schlimm ist das...

Symptoms may or may not include:

- Gathering at home around your laptop with a couple of friends on a Friday night, singing into beer bottles with youtube karaoke videos, pretending it's "almost like the real thing", insisting that you're having fun. And it is sort of fun, until your friend breaks his or her foot when they tried to climb the "stripper pole"... actually it was your Gas Leitung :(

- Singing abnormally loud in the shower. Like, REALLY LOUD. Screaming, really. Symptoms might also include hanging blinking LED lights around your shower, in some extreme cases.

- In some very extreme cases, going to another karaoke bar (Fremdgehen!) and greeting the door person with a Ronsons' password, like: "I'm here to re-charge my KARAOKEAKKU!" The door person refuses you on the grounds that you appear to be completely insane.

- Solltest du in diese weniger auffällige Bar doch reinkommen: getting thrown out of said karaoke bar, because you got naked on stage after asking the KJ if you could touch her breasts... the police report states: "Der Täter hat Frau Kim ständing 'Svetlana' genannt und mit Tränen in den Augen, fragte er sie ob er sie an den Titten fassen darf. Kurz danach war er splitternackt, als er wild rumschrie - irgendwas wegen 'Free shot'..."

BUT DON'T FREAK, FREAKS! Übermorgen ist es soweit! Es gibt nur noch 2 TAGE vor der Wiedereröffnungsparty im Ronsons mit Live Konzert von UhOh + Dancefloor Karaoke mit HLLYWD am Donnerstag! Also runter von der Gas Leitung und hör auf jede Triple D Frau auf der Strasse Song Slips zu reichen! Wir sehen uns am Donnerstag! Und wir freuen uns RIESIG DRAUF!! Bis denn!!


DONNERSTAG 16.1.14 -- UhOh - LIVE! @ GAYHOLE w/ HLLYWD ab 22 Uhr

UhOh are Nina AC Casey, Red “El Nino Listo” and Bunny Buzz. They play music that will make you dance and take you on a trip to a multicoloured neverland, diving head over heels into hypnotic bass lines, electronic beats, quirming synths, and exploding into a confetti rage. And they're rocking the hole on January 16th! Before and after the show, it's Dancefloor Karaoke with HLLYWD!

Eintritt: €3
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FREITAG 17.1.14 -- OPEN STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY ab 22 Uhr

Next stop: Wonderland. Thank you for flying Ronsons Air!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 Uhr gültig: "Get me in a box! Get me on the stage! I've got KARAOKENTZUG in a serious way!!" (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5
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SAMSTAG 18.1.14 -- OPEN STAGE with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

Sveti want a thug, bottles in the club, you know you wanna touch her lovely lady lumps...
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 Uhr gültig: "Get me in a box! Get me on the stage! I've got KARAOKENTZUG in a serious way!!" (Dies gilt nicht für Bachelorettes, Junggesellenabschiede, Etc)***

Eintritt: €5
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SONNTAG 19.1.14 -- LIQUID BRUNCH with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 21 Uhr

KILL YA HANGOVER. Sing the hair back on the dog with Johnny and the Monsters! Free entry + half-price boxes from 7-10pm

Eintritt: FREI
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MONTAG 20.1.14 -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 22 Uhr


Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!

As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!

The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING!

Eintritt: €3
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