Mittwoch, 27. November 2013

The Secret Lives of Karaoke Jockeys


It may seem like your KJs were born on the stage, incubated in a karaoke box, sung lullabies of Wonderwall and Zombie by a drunk Bachelorette Momma, weaned on Rock'n'Roll and Pop music, and have spent their whole lives working the mixer and reassuring people that their turn is coming up. This is true, but on top of that, the Ronson's KJ team have other tricks up their proverbial sleeves. Without giving anyone away, our team includes three rock stars, two filmmakers, a painter and folk singer, a farmer, a DJ / producer / muscian, a tattoo artist and a noise / performance / video artist. And one of our KJs is revealing his secret rockstar identity this Thursday at GAYHOLE! Here's a hint:



DONNERSTAG 28.11.13 -- GODMOTHER - LIVE @ GAYHOLE w/ MILENA VAN THOM ab 22 Uhr

GODMOTHER released their 7" single and music video for "These Things Take Time" in late October, and now after recent gigs with Peaches and JD Samson, the transgenre trio is taking the stage at GAYHOLE. Expect "oldies but newbies" laced with black humor, sexy swagger and seductive melodies that will worm their way into the depths of your ear canal, no lube required.

MILENA VAN THOM is making her debut in the hole! This Mistress Macabre will seduce you to the darker side of dancefloor karaoke!


+ On the big screen: ILAN YONA!

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FREITAG 29.11.13 -- OPEN STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY ab 22 Uhr

KARAOKE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS!
 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: "I PROMISE NOT TO SING WONDERWALL!" (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***
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SAMSTAG 30.11.13 -- OPEN STAGE with HLLYWD ab 22 Uhr

IS THAT A MIC IN YOUR HAND OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SING WITH ME?
 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: "I PROMISE NOT TO SING WONDERWALL!" (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

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SONNTAG 1.12.13 -- LIQUID BRUNCH with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 21 Uhr

KILL YE OLD HANGOVER! Come down easy with PUNKY and the Monster Family! FREE ENTRY + HALF PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

Eintritt: FREI
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MONTAG 2.12.13 -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY!

Eintritt: €3
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Dienstag, 19. November 2013

JESSIE EVANS!

Photo by Kael T. Block from Fleche d"or, Paris 

DONNERSTAG 21.11.13 -- GAYHOLE with JESSIE EVANS ab 22 Uhr
 
Wer sie noch nicht erlebt hat, hat was verpasst! Diesen Donnerstag kommt das großartige Feuerwerk wieder ins Ronsons, und zwar als DJ / KJ im Gayhole!

JESSIE EVANS is jet-setting mermaid with a big appetite!

She is currently finishing her second full length, a journey through the glitter mine of her soul.

In 2009 she released her first solo album "IS IT FIRE? " which ventured into an exotic world of rhythm, reaching from the flesh and beyond to a place where drums conjure up images of latin heroes Perez Prado, Yma Sumac, afro-beat, nu-no wave & a touch of Istanbul, saxophones like a flock of birds guide the traveler through familiar but unknown lands, an
d trumpets enter like parades of mariachi’s dancing down on Revolution St. It’s a world where you want to reach out to touch the face and arms of strangers, to realize the human form, desire, to be hunted and captured by your emotion.



And she's rocking the GAYHOLE this Thursday, 21.11 

+ We've begun screening indie / DIY porn in the hole! This Thursday, Johnny Ballantine will be screening his own very first porn video / porn collage entitled "Cephalopods"! Show the love! +

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FREITAG 22.11.13 -- OPEN STAGE with HLLYWD ab 22 Uhr

GLAMOR, SPARKLES, OPEN STAGE AND THE MASTER FADER IS HITTING RED: WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD, BITCHES!
 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Can I leave my inhibitions at the coatcheck? (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

Eintritt: €5


SAMSTAG 23.11.13 -- OPEN STAGE with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 22 Uhr

PLEASE LEAVE YOUR INHIBITIONS AT THE COATCHECK: IT'S FREE!
 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Can I leave my inhibitions at the coatcheck? (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

Eintritt: €5


SONNTAG 24.11.13 -- LIQUID BRUNCH + SWING TANZEN mit dem KÄPT'N ab 19:30

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Kick the evening off with a Swing Dance DJ Set from the KÄPT'N, followed by Open Stage Karaoke!! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICES BOXES from 7 - 10pm !

Eintritt: FREI


MONTAG 25.11.13 -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with JOHNNY BALLANTINE! 

Eintritt: €3


Mittwoch, 13. November 2013

Tips gegen Winter Blues!


Boaaaah Alter hat der Winter schnell und gnadenlos eingesetzt. Aber das ist eigentlich gar nicht so schlimm... erst ab Januar darf man sich drüber beschweren. Denn bis dahin ist festliche Stimmung angesagt! Hier ein kleines Preview von mehreren Gelegenheiten, die Winter Blues zu meiden:

14.11 ROMAN SHOWERS: Abject Identities and 'Queer' Survival Techniques #2: Crypsis vs. Aposematism 

21.11 JESSIE EVANS @ GAYHOLE: jet-setting mermaid with a big appetite!

28.11 GODMOTHER - LIVE! + MILENA VAN THOMs Debut in the hole!

7.12 LOONEY TUNEZ LIVE BAND KARAOKE: Sing on stage with a live band! + OPEN STAGE with JOHNNY BALLANTINE

12.12 BOYS ÄSTHETIK: LIVE MUSIK THEATER aus Leipzig + DJ SARAH ADORABLE + CRAIG TEATIME!

17.12 BERLIN POP CHOIR WINTER PERFORMANCE + OPEN STAGE AFTERPARTY with SVETLANA

19.12 MISS ARUBA & CLAIR MEDIA - LIVE!

24.12 - 25.12 ANTI-XMAS KARAOKE PARTY with HLLYWD & JOHNNY B

26.12 - OH HOLEY NIGHT with SVETLANA PALL MALL

31.12 DIE SINGENDE SILVESTER PARTY!


Und das Fest fängt schon diese Woche an mit:


DONNERSTAG 14.11.13 -- GAYHOLE with ROMAN SHOWERS:
Abject Identities and 'Queer' Survival Techniques #2: Crypsis vs. Aposematism ab 22 Uhr


ROMAN SHOWERS is back to stretch the hole to new dimensions! Chameleon surrealness, XXXTREME Exhibitionism, and Spectrophilia (aka ‘ghost fetish’)!

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FREITAG 15.11.13 -- OPEN STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY ab 22 Uhr

DISCO BALLS, TEQUILA, STROBE LIGHT, MICROPHONE: C'EST LA VIE!
 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Is that a microphone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

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SAMSTAG 16.11.13 -- OPEN STAGE with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

FLY LIKE PAPER, GET HIGH LIKE PLANES!
 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Is that a microphone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***
 
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SONNTAG 17.11.13 -- LIQUID BRUNCH with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 21 Uhr

KILL YOUR HANGOVER. DON'T PRAY TO THE PORCELAIN GOD - COME TO THE CHURCH OF KARAOKE! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm

Eintritt: FREI
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MONTAG 18.11.13 -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with SVETLANA PALL MALL! 


Eintritt: €3
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Mittwoch, 6. November 2013

MEET PUNKY.




Name: Punky Longstocking.

Place of birth: Papa's vagina.

Where does your KJ name come from? 

A cross between my pig-tailed heroinettes, Punky Brewster and Pippi Longstocking.

How can one bribe you to get pushed to the front? 

Smiles are worthless. Don't offer a drink, I already have one. Give me cash! Or a puff.

Your favorite day of the week to KJ in Ronsons: Multisexual Mondays!

Favorite song: "Tequila" by The Champs. There are only three words, and they're all the same word.

Song you hate the most: Anything from the Grease soundtrack.

Most memorable moment on the Ronsons stage:

Seeing an African-American dressed as a Native American singing country music to his Russian boyfriend.

Worst moment on the Ronsons stage: Realizing that I hate music.

Your advice to all Karaoke Monsters:

A good song does not necessarily mean a good karaoke song. For example, "Bohemian Rhapsody"—a musical masterpiece, but that's what makes it extremely hard to pull off. And you might enjoy thrash metal or broadway musicals at home, but in a party setting, they're instant mood killers.



DONNERSTAG 7.11.13 -- GAYHOLE w/ NIKOLAJ TANGE LANGE & HLLYWD ab 22 Uhr
SYNTH POP FOR A QUEER REVOLUTION WITH NIKOLAJ TANGE LANGE
+
FIERCE AND FABULOUS UNCHAINED KARAOKE GLAMOR with HLLYWD
=
CANCEL THAT APPOINTMENT FRIDAY MORNING, HONEY!

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FREITAG 8.11.13 -- OPEN STAGE with SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY ab 22 Uhr

FOR THAT HI-FI KARAOKE YOU'VE BEEN CRAVING!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Als Passwort muss man folgende Frage beantworten: Was ist Punky's Lieblingssong?  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

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SAMSTAG 9.11.13 -- OPEN STAGE with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

SHOW ME YOUR DISCO BALLS!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Als Passwort muss man folgende Frage beantworten: Was ist Punky's Lieblingssong?  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

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SONNTAG 10.11.13 -- LIQUID BRUNCH with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 21 Uhr

KILL YOUR HANGOVER with a Bloody Mary and some Rock'n'Roll! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pmEintritt: FREI
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MONTAG 11.11.13 -- MultSEXual BOXhopping with SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY ab 22 Uhr

 
Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms! 

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY!

Eintritt: €3
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