Dienstag, 24. September 2013

CRIME AND CABARET!


What is cabaret without a bit of crime? What's a darkroom without a bit of boxhopping, a dancefloor without a bit of karaoke? Don't miss out on THIS THURSDAY'S EPIC LINEUP:

It already starts starts at the door with your favorite, tall, sexy doorman who will offer you a free Rosebud shot!

From there it moves to the bar, where the Thursgay dream-team is serving you cocktails while you watch porn!

Then you can flirt with Svetlana on the dancefloor and get into her nasty hip-hop set or sing some karaoke!

If that gets too hot to handle (and it will) you can come down a bit in the piano lounge with Sho Mo the Bearded, where you can sing cabaret-style to his masterful piano!

Then sometime after midnight, the amazing Berlin-based duo CRIME will tear the house down with a FIERCE LIVE SHOW!

After meeting some nice people on the dancefloor, you can go into the darkroom together and sing in the dark, or screw!

And then Friday, you can call into work :)


DONNERSTAG 26.9.13 CRIME - LIVE! @ GAYHOLE with SVETLANA + SHO MO!! ab 22 Uhr

The fierce & ferocious duo CRIME (Mika Risiko + Sarah Adorable) are making their LIVE debut in the GAYHOLE!!

Before & after the show, sing live in the ThursGay Lounge with SVETLANA PALL MALL In the PIANO LOUNGE, with Live Pianist SHO MO THE BEARDED!! Or of course -- in the Darkroom amongst strangers and friends!!

Eintritt: €3
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FREITAG 27.9.13 OPEN STAGE with HLLYWD ab 22 Uhr

Have you ever been experienced? If you've never experienced HLLYWD on the open stage, then you better get EXPERIENCED!!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: "We go together like Crime and Cabaret!"  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

Eintritt: €5
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SAMSTAG 28.9.13 OPEN STAGE with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

Svetlana!!!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: "We go together like Crime and Cabaret!"  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

Eintritt: €5
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SONNTAG 29.9.13 SWING-TANZEN + LIQUID BRUNCH mit dem KÄPT'N ab 19:30

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Kick the evening off with a Swing Dance DJ Set from the KÄPT'N, followed by Open Stage Karaoke!! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICES BOXES from 7 - 10pm !

Eintritt FREI
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MONTAG 30.9.13 MultiSEXual BOXhopping with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING!

Eintritt: €3
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Dienstag, 17. September 2013

FKKARAOKE!!


What's up with people getting naked at Ronsons lately? We don't really know (Svetlana ist wahrscheinlich Schuld) but we love it!! MORE NAKED SINGERS!! Wir hatten sowohl letzten Freitag ne Gruppe bloßer Jungs als auch am Sonntag bei Liquid Brunch einen nackischen jungen Mann auf der Bühne. Und Donnerstags bei Gayhole sowieso! Warum neigt man dazu, bei Karaoke sich ausziehen zu wollen (abgesehen von Freischnapps Angebot)? Na weil es mehr spass macht, halt! Darum! Karaoke geht doch letzten Endes um sich zeigen, und zwar oft - oder wenn man's richtig macht - auf ner intimen Art. Also Prost an alle nackte Monsters, who take Karaoke to the next level! FKKARAOKE!!

Und so sehen diese Woche bei uns die Gelegenheiten aus, sich bloßzustellen:


DONNERSTAG 19.9.13 GAYHOLE with CRAIG TEATIME ab 22 Uhr

The incredible Ms. Teatime is back from the dead to destroy the GAYHOLE.
Zombie Drag Queens, Plastic Surgery Gone Awry, K-Hole Karaoke, Destructive Dancing, Darkroom Boxhopping, Astronaut Pornography. See you thursgay!

Eintritt: €3
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FREITAG 20.9.13 OPEN STAGE with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 22 Uhr 

"In order to get this thing off the ground, we're gonna need to fuel it with a whole lot of love, singing, togetherness and above all, the power of karaoke." -Captain J.Ballantine, Apollo 89

Eintritt: €5
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***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: "Ich bin für Freikörperkaraoke!"  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***


SAMSTAG 21.9.13 OPEN STAGE with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

Hello world, she's your wild girl!! She's your CH-CH-CH-CH-CHERRY BOMB!!! Ladies, Gentlemen, Kings and Queens, Stags and Hens, it's SVETLANA PALL MALL!!!

Eintritt: €5
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***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: "Ich bin für Freikörperkaraoke!"  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***


SONNTAG 22.9.13 LIQUID BRUNCH with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 21 Uhr

KILL YO DAMN HANGOVAH!! Punky's gonna lick your wounds until you're wasted again!! That's what Sundays are for! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

Eintritt: FREI
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MONTAG 23.9.13 MultiSEXual BOXhopping with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with JOHNNY BALLANTINE!

Eintritt: €3
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Dienstag, 10. September 2013

GIBT ALLES!!


Samstag, 2 Uhr morgens. Der Laden brummt. Du wartest schon seit Stunden auf deinen Song. Und gerade in dem Moment wo du aufbrechen willst, wirst du aufgerufen. Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this. Also gib alles - don't hold back! Halte das Mikro direkt an den Lippen, nicht vor der Brust. Und flüstere nicht, sondern schmettern! Make it count! Geh nicht nach Hause mit Bedauern sondern mit dem Bewusstsein, du hast alles gegeben. Was die Leute damit machen ist nicht deine Sache, ob sie das annehmen, ob dein Auftritt bei denen Anklang findet, ob sie dich lieben oder ob sie dir grollen. Lass es auch dir auch so im Leben gehen. Die Welt ist deine Bühne - das ist dein Aufruf! Lass es dir nicht entgehen!

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DONNERSTAG 12.9.13 GAYHOLE with HLLYWD ab 22 Uhr

DARKROOM BOXHOPPING, DANCEFLOOR KARAOKE.
HLLYWD is back again this week to stretch the h0le to greater circumferences you never thought possible! Sing, dance, sweat, strip, squirm, squeal in the k-Hole lounge or get acquainted with strangers in the darkroom! Sing, touch, and smell! Or get drunk and enjoy some alternative porn! get nasty *

Eintritt: €3
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FREITAG 13.9.13 OPEN STAGE with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

Svetlana is like your wicked fairy godmother. One touch of her breasts and she'll turn you queer! Or at least get you out of your shirt.

Eintritt: €5
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***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: "I've waited a lifetime for a moment like this!"  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

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SAMSTAG 14.9.13 OPEN STAGE with FENEK ab 22 Uhr

"We're gonna fly away, glad you've gone my way - I love it when we're singing together. On the open stage in Ronsons." -Smokey Robinson

Eintritt: €5
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***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: "I've waited a lifetime for a moment like this!"  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

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SONNTAG 15.9.13 LIQUID BRUNCH with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 21 Uhr

KILL.
YOUR.
HANGOVER.

Get yourself a Bloody Mary and get up on the bloody stage and sing Sunday, Bloody Sunday! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm! 

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MONTAG 16.9.13 MultiSEXual BOXhopping with FENEK ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with FENEK! 

Eintritt: €3
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Dienstag, 3. September 2013

Şımarık v. 2.0 !!


Endlich ist es wieder soweit! Die zweite Şımarık Party findet diesen Samstag im Ronsons statt!

THE TURKISH ROCK + KARAOKE PARTY featuring DARBE - LIVE!! am Samstag 7.9.13

DARBE is a four-piece Turkish Rock band from Berlin, who perform Turkish Pop from contemporary hits to classics from the 70's! Before, between, and after TWO LIVE SETS, the stage will be open for Karaoke with JOHNNY BALLANTINE with our repertoire of Turkish songs, which - since the first Şımarık Party in April - has grown to include over 250 songs!! If you don't speak Turkish - don't worry - we've got a guide for beginners!! And after 2am, you can sing whatever you like! 


ab 22 Uhr
Eintritt €5
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UND nicht zu verpassen ist ROMAN SHOWERS Debut im GAYHOLE am Donnerstag! EXPLORING THE BLACK HOLE!!


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DONNERSTAG 5.9.13 GAYHOLE with ROMAN SHOWERS: EXPLORING THE BLACK HOLE!! ab 22 Uhr

DARKROOM BOXHOPPING, DANCEFLOOR KARAOKE!

This week: ROMAN SHOWERS invites you to join them in performatively exploring one of the strangest and most fascinating areas of space - THE BLACK HOLE. Now commonly believed to exist in the centre of most galaxies, including the Milky Way, black holes are the remains of massive stars, collapsing under their own weight in spectacular supernovae. The black hole's mass is so immense and its gravity so strong that not even light can escape its gravitational pull.
Your hostess will be your guide through deep space, as well as share excerpts of their resent research, including:

- "Fetishizing the singularity: claustrophilia, vore and gigantism"
- "Trans* bodies and the fabric of spacetime"
- "Escaping the black hole: abject identities and 'queer' survival techniques"

++++ quasars, neutron stars, imagined sexual alien encounters, darkroom, AND KARAOKE! ++++

SEE YOU THURSGAY!


Eintritt: €3
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FREITAG 6.9.13 OPEN STAGE with FENEK ab 22 Uhr

You've just had some kind of cocktail and your mind is moving low: ask FENEK, I think she'll know, but remember what the songbook says: SING.

Eintritt: €5
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***FR: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Als Passwortgeste gilt der Doppelkuss (Pantomime) von dem Tarkan song "Şımarık"  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

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SAMSTAG 7.9.13 Şımarık! featuring DARBE - LIVE! + OPEN STAGE with JOHNNY BALLATINE ab 22 Uhr

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SONNTAG 8.9.13 LIQUID BRUNCH with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 21 Uhr

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Svetlana will give you some tough love and whip you back into shape - maybe even literally! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

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MONTAG 9.9.13 MultiSEXual BOXhopping with FENEK ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with FENEK!  


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