Mittwoch, 28. August 2013

SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY!


SCOTTY IS BACK! Und zwar Samstag Nacht rockt er den Mischpult! But who is the mysterious enigma that is Scotty Technology? Let's find out!

Name: Scotty Technology

Place of birth: The Internet.

Where does your KJ name come from? 
Like most, my name was given to me by my parents. My father was a singing drunk and my mother was a corrupted karaoke computer file.

How can one bribe you to get pushed to the front? 
The usual - money, sex, hardware upgrades...

Your favorite day of the week to KJ in Ronsons:

Saturday because it's the party night for Slackers.
Monday because I actually get to sing.

Favorite thing to do (when not KJing in Ronsons): Systems Admin.

Favorite song: “Music” by John Miles.

Song you hate the most: “Music” by John Miles.

Favorite artist to sing on stage: Scooter.

Favorite singer of all time: H.P. Baxxter.

Favorite contemporary artist and why: Perfume. Japan's cybernetic answer to TLC. LMFAO. It's a serious joke.

Most memorable moment on the Ronsons stage: Sorry. Your mother told me not to tell.

Worst moment on the Ronsons stage: Being told I was an asshole for suggesting that someone's choices of “Wonderwall”, “Don't Speak” and “Creep” were a bit unoriginal. Shrug?

What would make your panties wet on a night in Ronsons?
High-energy pumped-out disco dancing songs!
Spilling a drink on my crotch would also do this.

Your advice to all Karaoke Monsters:
Be original. And be yourself! (Unless you're not original. Then you should really try being someone else...).
But SRSLY - There are so many songs and there is so much good music in the world! There is a song for every precious glittering snowflake. Search and you shall find!
Oh, and remember, it's always *someones* birthday. ;P


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DONNERSTAG 29.8.13 GAYHOLE with SVETLANA PALL MALL + SHO MO!! ab 22 Uhr

DARKROOM BOXHOPPING, DANCEFLOOR KARAOKE, CABARET!
Sho Mo the Bearded is back on the Piano Stool! Sing with him in the Piano Lounge!!
Or sing with Svetlana in the K-Hole Lounge!
Or amongst sexy strangers in the dark!
GET NASTY, KIDS!
xxx
 Eintritt: €3
FACEBOOK EVENT


FREITAG 30.8.13 OPEN STAGE with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 22 Uhr

Give your long week the finger, or better yet, give your fingers a microphone and SING!!
 Eintritt: €5
FACEBOOK EVENT

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Als Passwort muss man folgende Frage beantworten: What is Scotty's most memorable moment on the Ronson's stage?  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***



SAMSTAG 31.8.13 OPEN STAGE with SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY ab 22 Uhr

"SCOTTY!"
 Eintritt €5
FACEBOOK EVENT

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Als Passwort muss man folgende Frage beantworten: What is Scotty's most memorable moment on the Ronson's stage?  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***



SONNTAG 1.9.13 LIQUID BRUNCH with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 21 Uhr

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy from the hard weekend with Johnny and the Monster Ronsons All-Stars! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!
 FACEBOOK EVENT



MONTAG 2.9.13 MultiSEXual BOXhopping with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING! 
 FACEBOOK EVENT










Donnerstag, 22. August 2013

(THE REAL) TRANNY OLYMPICS 2013!!!


THIS SATURDAY (24.8): For the forth year in a row (the real) Tranny Olympics is finally about to take place once again! The legendary East London party has branched out and established itself as one of the most fun yearly events in Berlin. This is a celebration of the diversity of gender, sexuality and fierceness!

Throughout the night there will be outstanding DJ:s, performers & competitors to dance, party and have the time of your life together with!

Entry is FREE for Kings, Queens & Sexy in-betweens (plus a complimentary shot as long as stock lasts), the rest pay 9€.

Doors open at 22.00-LATE

G A M E S:

EATING COMPETITION
LIPSYNC FOR YR LIFE
THROWING SHADE
WET T-SHIRT
POLE DANCE OFF
200 M SPRINT
+PRIZES from the TRANNY OLYMPICS COMMITTEE

D J S:

SPECIAL SURPRISE DJ!!! &
KATIE CONXITA( Tranny Olympics, BLN)
3ZUM GRRRLS (House of Bushwig, INT.).

S H O W S:

BABES TRUST (Bushwig, NYC/LND)
HORRORCHATA (Bushwig, NYC)
SVETLANA PALL MALL (BLN)
MZ STRIKE (Trannys Fromm Hell, BLN/LND)

INTERACTIVE:
LCAVALIERO, VIOLA & CLAUDIA KENT (HeartXpressions photo booth)
TRANNYS FROM HELL (Go go-dancing all over the place)
Heavenly food from SNACKY HAPPINESS!!!

CUM COMPETE FOR THE FUN OF IT!!!

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DONNERSTAG 22.8 - GAYHOLE with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 22 Uhr

DARKROOM BOXHOPPING, DANCEFLOOR KARAOKE

This week's HOLE is brought to you by her majesty of the mischpult, PUNKY LONGSTOCKING!

Sing with Her Fierceness on the dancefloor or in the darkroom with friends and sexy strangers!

Or get drunk and watch porn!

FREITAG 23.8 - OPEN STAGE with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 22 Uhr

JOHNNY WAS MADE FOR LOVIN U BABY AND YOU WERE MADE TO ROCK THE OPEN STAGE!

***FR: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: "I'm here to try out my tranny skills!"  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***



SAMSTAG 24.8 - (THE REAL) TRANNY OLYMPICS 2013 ab 22 Uhr

(see above!) 



SONNTAG 25.8 - SWING TANZEN + LIQUID BRUNCH mit dem KÄPT'N ab 19:30

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Kick the evening off with a Swing Dance DJ Set from the KÄPT'N, followed by Open Stage Karaoke!! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICES BOXES from 7.10pm !



MONTAG 26.8 - MultiSEXual BOXhopping with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms! 
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge SVETLANA PALL MALL!




Dienstag, 13. August 2013

CRACKBABY!!!




Here it is! Everything you ever wanted to know about CRACKBABY JONES! Stop by the GAYHOLE this Thursday to see him in action!


Name: Crackbaby Jones

Place of birth: In the ghetto.

Where does your KJ name come from? Mother.

How can one bribe you to get pushed to the front? Money and drug$.

Your favorite day of the week to KJ in Ronsons: Manic Monday.

Favorite thing to do (when not KJing in Ronsons): I touch myself. 

Favorite song: "I Would Do Anything For Love, But I Won't Do Scat"

Song you hate the most: "Total Eclipse of the Fart"

Favorite artist to sing on stage: Iggy Pop. We have the same vocal range. 

Favorite singer of all time: Nina Simone

Favorite contemporary artist and why: Cher. Because we have the same hair. 

Most memorable moment on the Ronsons stage: Right before I got on stage, someone fed me a line. I thought it was coke, but it turned out to be K.

Worst moment on the Ronsons stage: Right before I got on stage, someone fed me a line. I thought it was coke, but it turned out to be K. 

What would make your panties wet on a night in Ronsons? Mötley Crüe gangbang on PCP

Your advice to all Karaoke Monsters: Meet me in the toilets, I'll make it worth yr while.


DONNERSTAG 15.8.13 GAYHOLE with CRACKBABY JONES ab 22 Uhr

DARKROOM BOXHOPPING, DANCEFLOOR KARAOKE
This week's HOLE is being stretched by CRACKBABY JONES! Sing some K-Hole Karaoke with him on the dancefloor or with friends and strangers in the darkroom! Get Nasty!

FACEBOOK EVENT


FREITAG 16.8.13 OPEN STAGE with FENEK ab 22 Uhr

"...for Fridays were made for Fun, and Fenek was made to deliver the Fierceness." -Daisuke 36:10

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Als Passwort muss man folgende Frage beantworten: Was ist Crackbaby Jones Lieblingsong?  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

FACEBOOK EVENT


SAMSTAG 17.8.13 OPEN STAGE with HLLYWD ab 22 Uhr

Proven to be more effective than all conventional forms of therapy: KARAOKE!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Als Passwort muss man folgende Frage beantworten: Was ist Crackbaby Jones Lieblingsong?  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

FACEBOOK EVENT


SONNTAG 18.8.13 LIQUID BRUNCH with HLLYWD ab 21 Uhr

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down from the weekend under the comforting glow of disco balls! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm

FACEBOOK EVENT


MONTAG 19.8.13 MultiSEXual BOXhopping with FENEK ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms! 
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge FENEK!

FACEBOOK EVENT

Dienstag, 6. August 2013

THE FANTASTIC MR TEATIME!


CRAIG TEATIME ist die neuste Addition zum Team der Ronsons Monsters. 
Meet the Fantastic Mr. Teatime:


Name: Craig Teatime

Geburtsort: Mummy

Woher kommt dein Name? Facebook

Womit kann man dich bestechen, um schneller ranzukommen? Well, I don't like to mix work with pleasure but the next time you're up in my KJ box committing something close to what you would call in legal terms harassment, you might see a strategically placed tub of crisco.

Dein Lieblings-Wochentag im Ronsons: Gayhole on a Thursday night. There's nothing more uplifting than to know that no one in the room is going to contribute to that incestuous primordial soup called the human gene pool.

Lieblingsbeschäftigung (wenn nicht auf der Bühne im Ronsons): Relaxing, playing sports, spending time with friends, collecting human eyes and going to the gym.

Lieblingsong: Bolero from Ravel.

Song den du am meisten hasst: Stairway to heaven.

Was singst du am liebsten auf der Bühne: That depends on the euphoria level in Ronsons at any one moment. The wrong song and they'll eat you like a pack of wolves but the right song and they'll be grinding and grooving like a cat in heat.

Lieblingssänger: I've always lived the silky voice of Dusty Springfield.

Lieblings- zeitgenössicher Künstler: Daft Punk because they are the consummate artists of our times: music, performance, visuals, concept and mass appeal.

Lieblingsmoment auf der Bühne im Ronsons: The night we organized karaoke and basic weapons training. I felt so close to everyone who took part that night despite the weight of some of the artillery.

Schlimmster Moment auf der Ronsons Bühne: That moment was when my self esteem was so low, and I felt so self conscious that I was almost paralyzed. I just laid there in a heap, sobbing and sobbing, my face smeared with snot and there was a faint smell of urine coming from me. Sorry I'm getting lost in a sexual fantasy what was the question again?

Was würde dir ein feuchtes Höschen bereiten im Ronsons? A biblical flood beginning with the moment the Spree bursts its banks to cleanse all mankind. And we all crawl on top of each other mercilessly to fight for our seat on Noah's arc with the distant sound of "total eclipse of the heart" barely audible above the gushing of muddy water.

Dein Rat an alle Karaoke Monster: It's not about who's the best singer. Competition is a social cancer. It's about being there for each other and supporting one another because we should care about other people around us, even if they do sound like a cat being strangled with a microphone cable.




DONNERSTAG 8.8.13 GAYHOLE with HLLYWD ab 22 Uhr

DARKROOM BOXHOPPING, DANCEFLOOR KARAOKE.

HLLYWD is back in the hOle this week! Don't miss another epic night at the sexiest karaoke party on earth!  



FREITAG 9.8.13 OPEN STAGE with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

Remember: if you take off your shirt, you get a free shot - if you get a free shot you get drunk - and if you get drunk you get LAID!!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Als Passwort muss man folgende Frage beantworten: Welchen Song hasst Craig Teatime am meisten?  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

 

SAMSTAG 10.8.13 OPEN STAGE with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 22 Uhr

"Let's get wasted and sing songs together all night until the sun comes out!" -J.Ballantine

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Als Passwort muss man folgende Frage beantworten: Welchen Song hasst Craig Teatime am meisten?  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***



SONNTAG 11.8.13 LIQUID BRUNCH with HLLYWD ab 21 Uhr

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Lick your weekend wounds with a Bloody Mary and the Ronsons family! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!



MONTAG 12.8.13 MultiSEXual BOXhopping with SCOTTY ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with SCOTTY!  



DIENSTAG 13.8.13 BERLIN POP CHOIR AUTUMN SESSION BEGINS!! ab 19:30

Love to sing? Join the Berlin Pop Choir! Come by between 7 - 7:30 and ask for Lindsay!