Dienstag, 30. Juli 2013

ALL ABOUT FENEK!!





Wie viele von euch bereits mitbekommen habt, gibt es -- euren Wünschen nach -- seit letzter Woche 92 neuen Songs in unserem Datenbank!! Wir haben alle Einträge (seit März) in dem Wunschbuch bearbeitet und alles besorgt was zu bekommen war! Falls ihr keine Ahnung von dem Wunschbuch habt, fragt am Tresen nach! Es heißt auch: SONG REQUESTS BOOK.

Die 92 neue Songs findet man HIER.

Und nun geht's weiter mit den KJ Profile! Diese Woche ist unsere beliebte FENEK dran! Fenek ist von allen KJs die, die am längsten dabei ist! She's earned her Karaoke Monster Stripes!!

Name: FENEK

Geburtsort: must have happened somewhere between Schlesisches Tor and Warschauerstraße


Woher kommt dein Name? I was looking for an asexual version of my name to sneak into one of the Bäraoke parties, they never found out I was a girl and still think I'm Svetlanas little drag sister...


Womit kann man dich bestechen, um schneller ranzukommen? I'd say there is no way. I was offered money (50 euro bills twice!), drinks, cigarettes, drugs, sex, record contracts... any kind of thing. I always denied. But I'd make an exception for Patti Smith and Liza Minelli!


Dein Lieblings Wochentag im Ronsons: Saturday nights, because people slip from one hangover to another. To be hungover is one of the best conditions for Karaoke-Fun


Lieblingsbeschäftigung (wenn nicht auf der Bühne im Ronsons): being a guest at Monster Ronsons


Lieblingssong: "You're the voice" from John Farnham, word.


Song den du am meisten hasst: Oasis: Wonderwall, Queen: Bohemian Rapsody, Frank Sinatra: My Way ... choose one. But the only song I never, ever, ever play again is "1000 und eine Nacht" from Klaus Lage


Was singst du am liebsten auf der Bühne? Florence & The Machine, emotions kids, emotions!!


Lieblingssänger: If it has to be one: Jeff Buckley!


Lieblings zeitgenössischer Künstler: Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, because they keep Rock'n'Roll alive in the 21st century!


Lieblingsmoment auf der Ronsons Bühne: Countless ones! One thing I'll never forget: When a sparkling car drove into the main room and sparkling dancers in whole-body-animal-costumes jumped out of it, lead by Monster Ronson in sparkle pants, with a sparkle tambourine, dancing their way through the audience to get on stage to announce the lift off at Sparkle Army in 2009 (?)... I remember EVERYBODY taking out their mobile phones immediatly to make a snap shot and mumbling WTF!


Schlimmster Moment im Ronsons: A group of bachlorettes in slutty "germany next top wife" - outfits squeaking "girls just wanna have fun", accompanied by a hired (?) stripper in a USA-bodysuit, dancing at the gogo pole and didn't seem to be happy about the situation. Noone was...


Was würde dir ein feuchtes Höschen bereiten im Ronsons? More sexy Songs!! Common people, don't dream it, be it!


Dein Rat an alle Karaoke Monster: Enjoy the party! Pick songs you like for real, not what you think is expected from you. Dance to the music! Show respect to who is performing! If you're only waiting for your moment in the spot light and can't enjoy the show, the music or the people: you're not a true Karaoke Monster!






DONNERSTAG 1.8.13 - GAYHOLE with DJ MIKA RISIKO & KJ JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 22 Uhr

DARKROOM BOXHOPPING, DANCEFLOOR KARAOKE

This week's hOle is brought to you by the amazing MIKA RISIKO (CRIME)!

She's mixing up a fierce DJ set with Johnny Ballantine's k-hOle karaoke so get into it, kids!!

As always, there will be boxhopping in the darkroom, arty-farty porn and a rosebud shot at the door!


*Get nasty!


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FREITAG 2.8.13 - OPEN STAGE with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 22 Uhr

Get on stage and SING FOR YOUR LIFE!!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: DON'T DREAM IT - BE IT! (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***


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SAMSTAG 3.8.13 - OPEN STAGE with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

Get sucked in by the gravitational pull of Sveti's chest then dance yourself out of orbit with her on the big stage!#

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: DON'T DREAM IT - BE IT! (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***


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SONNTAG 4.8.13 LIQUID BRUNCH with CRACKBABY JONES ab 21 Uhr

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy with the monster family and let Crackbaby get you high again! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!


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MONTAG 5.8.13 MultiSEXual BOXhopping with FENEK ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with FENEK!



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Dienstag, 23. Juli 2013

THIS SATURDAY: PSYCHIC RHYTHM ABDUCTION!!!



THIS SATURDAY (27.7) @ MONSTER RONSONS ab 22 Uhr!!!

What do you get when you cross three moon folk, four feline-faced New York glitterfreaks, and various anonymous sequined outcasts?

Disco Banshees. Alien Abductors. Rhythm Hijackers. Psyche Vibrators. Space Massagers. Dream Invaders. Astral Projectors. Manchester’s very own Volkov Commanders and Brooklyn-based CHERYL team up to create what might be the most anxiety and euphoria-provoking dance event in history.

Welcome to PSYCHIC RHYTHM ABDUCTION.



VIDEO INSPIRATION
http://vimeo.com/70060196

www.cherylwillruinyourlife.info  

www.volkovcommanders.com
www.islingtonmill.com

FAQ:
Q: Do you have to dress up?
A: Nope. But you’ll have more fun if you do.
Q: Is this a gay party?
A: It’s a MIXED gay/straight crowd. Make out with everyone/anyone!


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Ansonsten sieht diese Woche im Ronsons so aus:

Donnerstag 25.7.13 GAYHOLE with CRACKBABY  JONES ab 22 Uhr

Darkroom Boxhopping, Dancefloor Karaoke!
Sing in the K-Hole Lounge with CRACKBABY as he makes his debut in the GAYHOLE! Or sing in the dark with strangers! DARKROOM BOXHOPPING! Get a free Rosebud shot at the door, get DIRTY!  


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Freitag 26.7.13 ALTERNATIVE KARAOKE mit FENEK ab 22 Uhr

FENEK PRESENTS: ALTERNATIVE KARAOKE! The karaoke party for those who like it ROUGH!! Choose songs from her own Alternative Songbook! NO BRITNEY, NO WHITNEY from 22 - 1 Uhr !!

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 ***FR: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: NO BRITNEY, NO WHITNEY, VERSPROCHEN!  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***


Samstag 27.7.13 PSYCHIC RHYTHM ABDUCTION!!! PRESENTED BY CHERYL + VOLKOV COMMANDERS!!! ab 22 Uhr

Disco Banshees. Alien Abductors. Rhythm Hijackers. Psyche Vibrators. Space Massagers. Dream Invaders. Astral Projectors. Manchester’s very own Volkov Commanders and Brooklyn-based CHERYL team up to create what might be the most anxiety and euphoria-provoking dance event in history. 

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Sonntag 28.7.13 SWING TANZEN + LIQUID BRUNCH mit dem KÄPT'N ab 19:30

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Kick the evening off with a Swing Dance DJ Set from the KÄPT'N, followed by Open Stage Karaoke!! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICES BOXES from 7-10pm !

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Montag 29.7.13 MultiSEXual BOXhopping with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with SVETLANA!  


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Dienstag, 16. Juli 2013

A Whiskey Weekend!



Erstens: nicht vergessen dass HEUTE ABEND (Dienstag 16.7) die Sommer Performance des großartigen, legendären BERLIN POP CHORS stattfindet! Lauscht den wunderbaren Sounds von Lyndsey Cockwells Chor, der eure Lieblings Pop Songs acapella singt! Danach gibt's OPEN STAGE KARAOKE mit HLLYWD! Eintritt frei!! Das Konzert fängt pünktlich um 21:45 an!! Lasst das euch nicht entgehen!!

Und nun geht's weiter mit unserer Reihe von KJ Profile! Da Johnny B. sowohl am Freitag als auch Sonntag euer Mann des Mischpults ist, geht's mit ihm weiter!

Name: Johnny Ballantine

Geburtsort: Kingston, New York. Das war die erste Hauptstadt New Yorks! Holla!

Woher kommt dein Name? Alice von der Bar hat mich Johnny Ballantine getauft, da ich gerne Ballantine's Whiskey trinke.

Womit kann man dich bestechen, um schneller ranzukommen? Na mit nem Ballantine's! (doppelt mit einem Eiswürfel)

Dein Lieblings Wochentag im Ronsons: DONNERSTAGS!

Lieblingsbeschäftigung (wenn nicht auf der Bühne im Ronsons): schlaflose bekiffte YouTube Marathons von Amy Winehouse Videos. Und das Ronsons Blog schreiben, natürlich! ;)

Lieblingssong: Body and Soul (jazz standard)

Song den du am meisten hasst: Fuck Her Gently... or anything from Tenacious D. Sorry, but fuck that shit!

Was singst du am liebsten auf der Bühne? Na Rihanna, ist doch klar!

Lieblingssänger: Nina!

Lieblings zeitgenössischer Künstler: Amy Winehouse

Wieso Amy? Her voice is like a mournful, wailing alto saxophone (whereby Nina's a mournful, wailing tenor sax), wired directly to her soul. A jazz singer through and through. Totally off the hook!

Lieblingsmoment auf der Ronsons Bühne: Singing "Gay Bar" with a group of straight English boys... oh yea that was fun :)

Schlimmster Moment im Ronsons: Ich weiss nicht, ob ich das im Netz veröffentlichen darf... aber lass uns mal sagen, es ist was schief gelaufen......Karaoke mit nem großen K... au ja das war ne Nacht...!!

Was würde dir ein feuchtes Höschen bereiten im Ronsons? Straight boys turning queer... oh wait that happens all the time in Ronsons anyway, so yea, das Ronsons bereitet mir sowieso immer ein feuchtes Höschen :) 

Wie kriegt man Plätze auf der Gäste Liste für Donnerstags? Freund mich an!

Dein Rat an alle Karaoke Monster: SING MORE, LIVE FULLER :) 


Dienstag 16.7.13 BERLIN POP CHOIR SUMMER PERFORMANCE 
+ KARAOKE AFTERPARTY with HLLYWD! ab 21:30 

Enjoy the magnificent sounds of Lyndsey Cockwell's amazing POP CHOIR! Your favorite pop songs sung a capella! The performance begins at 21:45 sharp! Afterwards, sing Karaoke on the big stage with KJ HLLYWD! FREE ENTRY!

**There will be no 2-4-1 drink specials on this evening due to the concert**



Donnerstag 18.7.13 GAYHOLE with CRAIG TEATIME! ab 22 Uhr

Darkroom Boxhopping, Dancefloor Karaoke!

CRAIG TEATIME is back to rock the Hole!! Don't miss it, kids!! Sing with him in the lounge, or amongst friends and strangers in the Darkroom! Get your free Rosebud shot, get nasty!!



Freitag 19.7.13 OPEN STAGE with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 22 Uhr

Lose your inhibitions, your senses, your clothes, your mind, and finally, lose your voice!! 


 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Als Passwort muss man folgende Frage beantworten: Was ist Johnny's Rat an alle Karaoke Monster? (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***


Samstag 20.7.13 OPEN STAGE with HLLYWD ab 22 Uhr

Ronsons is like a cuccoon: go in feeling a bit shy, a bit awkward, a bit blue... come out feeling like a damn rock star!! Let HLLYWD take you there!!


 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Als Passwort muss man folgende Frage beantworten: Was ist Johnny's Rat an alle Karaoke Monster? (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***


Sonntag 21.7.13 LIQUID BRUNCH with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 21 Uhr

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Postpone it until Monday! Get a bloody mary and get high with the power of karaoke!! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10 pm!



Montag 22.7.13 MultiSEXual BOXhopping with SCOTTY ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms! 
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with SCOTTY!







Mittwoch, 10. Juli 2013

GLORY HOLE @ GAYHOLE!!!



What do you get when you cross a fierce tranny, nasty hip-hop, an Australian queercore punk band, a cabaret-style piano player, Peter de Rome, a darkroom, and karaoke? You get a fucking EPIC THURSDAY NIGHT, that's what!!

Svetlana Pall Mall is hosting this Thursday's Hole (11.7), and Sho Mo is back in the piano lounge (Elvis Box) so you can sing with a live piano player! And to top it all off, GLORY HOLE (see picture) are going to fuck shit up sometime after midnight!!

What is GLORY HOLE?

It is rawkus, loud and in your face brutal queer punk music. It's glitter encrusted pentagrams and hot sweaty moshpits with filthy queers. It's glorious revolutionary queer punk chaos!

Glory Hole are a Sydney based D.I.Y Queercore punk band who enjoy fucking shit up - they don't fit in and they don't want to. Glory Hole have been playing live and shitting glitter for the past year and a half, having released a 6 track demo with a full length L.P that will be out midyear before they fuck off touring overseas.

These punks are a proud queer disgrace party band that will have you jumping around, pumping your fists and throwing the devil horns in the air!


See you ThursGay!!


Donnerstag 11.7.13 GLORY HOLE - LIVE @ GAYHOLE w/ SVETLANA PALL MALL + CABARET w/ SHO MO !! ab 22 Uhr

(see above)


Freitag 12.7.13 OPEN STAGE with SCOTTY ab 22 Uhr

Experience the Power of Karaoke! The karaoke stage is one of the few places in the world where it's totally acceptable and warranted to FREAK OUT!

 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: "I'm here to exercise my right to PARTY!"  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***


Samstag 13.7.13 OPEN STAGE with FENEK ab 22 Uhr

One pill makes you larger, and the other makes you small... see through the looking glass of the stage! Enter wonderland with FENEK!!

 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: "I'm here to exercise my right to PARTY!"  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***


Sonntag 14.7.13 LIQUID BRUNCH with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 21 Uhr

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Come down easy like Sunday morning on Sunday evening with the Monster Family and Johnny Ballantine! FREE ENTRY + HALF PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!


Montag 15.7.13 MultiSEXual BOXhopping with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING!
















Mittwoch, 3. Juli 2013

ALL ABOUT SVETI!!



Eure KJs sind mehr als nur Sklaven des Mischpults, Diener der Karaoke Machine, tanzende Bären der großen Bühne, und zwar viel mehr! KJs are people too! Daher fangen wir an mit einer Reihe von Profilen von euren KJs, damit ihr eure Lieblingsmonster etwas näher kennenlernen könnt! Und da Svetlana sowohl Samstag als auch am Montag eure Mistress des Mischpults ist, fangen wir erst mit unserem Triple-X Superstar an!

Name: Svetlana Pall Mall


Geburtsort: Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky, Russland


Geburtsdatum: IT'S A SECRET!!


Haarfarbe: Abwechselnd aber meistens Schwarz


Körbchengröße: XXX


Lieblingsfarbe: Braun.


Lieblingsbeschäftigung (wenn nicht auf der Bühne im Ronsons): SEX.

Lieblingssong: "Yo Mamas Pussy", von PROLAPSE

Song den du am meisten hasst: WONDERWALL.

Lieblingsmoment auf der Ronsons Bühne: Hard to say, it's always fucking amazing!!

Schlimmster Moment im Ronsons: I don't think you can handle it!!

Was würde dir ein feuchtes Höschen bereiten im Ronsons: Naked people rapping the night away to some phat beats!

Dein Rat an alle Karaoke Monster: Don't be shady, just be fierce!!


Donnerstag 4.7.13 GAYHOLE with HLLYWD! ab 22 Uhr

Darkroom Boxhopping, Dancefloor Karaoke, It's the NASTY KARAOKE PARTY!
Host HLLYWD is back again this week by popular demand! Sing Karaoke with his fierceness in the K-Hole Lounge! +BOXHOPPING in the DARKROOM! Get your free Rosebud shot at the door and get NASTY!


Freitag 5.7.13 OPEN STAGE with FENEK ab 22 Uhr

Friday night -- get on stage with the High Priestess of Rock! FENEK's on the mischpult and you're wanted on the big stage!!

 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Als Passwort muss man folgende Frage richtig beantworten: Was hat Svetlana für eine Körbchengröße?  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)*** 


Samstag 6.7.13 OPEN STAGE with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

It's SEX ON LEGS! Let Sveti show you how to work the big stage, and you can show her some skin for a free shot!!

 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Als Passwort muss man folgende Frage richtig beantworten: Was hat Svetlana für eine Körbchengröße?  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)*** 


Sonntag 7.7.13 LIQUID BRUNCH with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 21 Uhr

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! You don't have to lick your weekend wounds alone in your room - do it on stage under the comforting glow of disco balls!! FREE ENTRY + HALF PRICE BOXES from 7 - 10pm!


Montag 8.7.13 MultiSEXual BOXhopping with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms! 
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with SVETLANA!