Dienstag, 6. August 2013

THE FANTASTIC MR TEATIME!


CRAIG TEATIME ist die neuste Addition zum Team der Ronsons Monsters. 
Meet the Fantastic Mr. Teatime:


Name: Craig Teatime

Geburtsort: Mummy

Woher kommt dein Name? Facebook

Womit kann man dich bestechen, um schneller ranzukommen? Well, I don't like to mix work with pleasure but the next time you're up in my KJ box committing something close to what you would call in legal terms harassment, you might see a strategically placed tub of crisco.

Dein Lieblings-Wochentag im Ronsons: Gayhole on a Thursday night. There's nothing more uplifting than to know that no one in the room is going to contribute to that incestuous primordial soup called the human gene pool.

Lieblingsbeschäftigung (wenn nicht auf der Bühne im Ronsons): Relaxing, playing sports, spending time with friends, collecting human eyes and going to the gym.

Lieblingsong: Bolero from Ravel.

Song den du am meisten hasst: Stairway to heaven.

Was singst du am liebsten auf der Bühne: That depends on the euphoria level in Ronsons at any one moment. The wrong song and they'll eat you like a pack of wolves but the right song and they'll be grinding and grooving like a cat in heat.

Lieblingssänger: I've always lived the silky voice of Dusty Springfield.

Lieblings- zeitgenössicher Künstler: Daft Punk because they are the consummate artists of our times: music, performance, visuals, concept and mass appeal.

Lieblingsmoment auf der Bühne im Ronsons: The night we organized karaoke and basic weapons training. I felt so close to everyone who took part that night despite the weight of some of the artillery.

Schlimmster Moment auf der Ronsons Bühne: That moment was when my self esteem was so low, and I felt so self conscious that I was almost paralyzed. I just laid there in a heap, sobbing and sobbing, my face smeared with snot and there was a faint smell of urine coming from me. Sorry I'm getting lost in a sexual fantasy what was the question again?

Was würde dir ein feuchtes Höschen bereiten im Ronsons? A biblical flood beginning with the moment the Spree bursts its banks to cleanse all mankind. And we all crawl on top of each other mercilessly to fight for our seat on Noah's arc with the distant sound of "total eclipse of the heart" barely audible above the gushing of muddy water.

Dein Rat an alle Karaoke Monster: It's not about who's the best singer. Competition is a social cancer. It's about being there for each other and supporting one another because we should care about other people around us, even if they do sound like a cat being strangled with a microphone cable.




DONNERSTAG 8.8.13 GAYHOLE with HLLYWD ab 22 Uhr

DARKROOM BOXHOPPING, DANCEFLOOR KARAOKE.

HLLYWD is back in the hOle this week! Don't miss another epic night at the sexiest karaoke party on earth!  



FREITAG 9.8.13 OPEN STAGE with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

Remember: if you take off your shirt, you get a free shot - if you get a free shot you get drunk - and if you get drunk you get LAID!!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Als Passwort muss man folgende Frage beantworten: Welchen Song hasst Craig Teatime am meisten?  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

 

SAMSTAG 10.8.13 OPEN STAGE with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 22 Uhr

"Let's get wasted and sing songs together all night until the sun comes out!" -J.Ballantine

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Als Passwort muss man folgende Frage beantworten: Welchen Song hasst Craig Teatime am meisten?  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***



SONNTAG 11.8.13 LIQUID BRUNCH with HLLYWD ab 21 Uhr

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Lick your weekend wounds with a Bloody Mary and the Ronsons family! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!



MONTAG 12.8.13 MultiSEXual BOXhopping with SCOTTY ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with SCOTTY!  



DIENSTAG 13.8.13 BERLIN POP CHOIR AUTUMN SESSION BEGINS!! ab 19:30

Love to sing? Join the Berlin Pop Choir! Come by between 7 - 7:30 and ask for Lindsay!

 
 


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