Montag, 23. Dezember 2013

FETTES FEST!


...und plötzlich steht 2014 vor der Tür! Wir sagen 2013 ein bittersweet "Tschüß"...

...und was für ein geiles Jahr es war...

...die POSH Filmpremiere, Mattachine mit John Cameron Mitchell, Bäraoke Hysteria, die Simarik Party,  der Geburt des Gayholes, Eurovision Party, Cherie Lilli, Radio Muzik, das Konzert von Glory Hole (euer Blogger's lieblingsparty des Jahres ;), Psychic Rhythm Abduction mit CHERYL und die Volkov Commanders, (the real) Tranny Olympics 2013, die Konzerte von CRIME, Devil & Bride, Godmother, Emma McKenna, und Eat Lipstick, Hole-O-Ween, die Porn Film Festival Party, Looney Tunez Live Rock Karaoke, Boys Ästhetik... bis auf letzte Woche mit der Live Hip-Hop Performance von Miss Aruba & Claire Media... und so viele Songs...

... und nun wird euer Blogger etwas sentimental, denn da stecken so viele Erinnerungen drin, manche davon hart, aber die meisten davon sehr schön. Teilweise unglaublich schön.

Und ich bedanke mich ganz herzlich und wir Monster bedanken uns alle ganz herzlich für ein tolles Jahr! Thank you for the music, you monsters! Wir wünschen allen ein Frohes Fest und einen guten Rutsch ins neue Jahr!


***WICHTIGE HINWEISE***

Wir haben am 24.12 und am 31.12 erst ab 22 Uhr geöffnet!!

und wir müssen leider - zum ersten mal in der fast 10-jährigen Geschichte des Monster Ronsons -wegen Bauarbeiten für 10 Tage im Januar schließen!! Von 6.1 bis 15.1 machen wir dicht!! Aber keine sorgen, es geht gleich weiter am 16.1 mit einem live Konzert von UhOh bei Gayhole!

Und nun das Programm bis zum Ende des Jahres - wir haben über die Feiertage jeden Tag geöffnet!

UND PROST!


MONTAG 23.12.13 -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with CRAIG TEATIME ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!
As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!
The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with CRAIG TEATIME!

Eintritt: €3
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DIENSTAG 24.12.13 -- ANTI-XMAS with HLLYWD ab 22 Uhr

Got no family? Can't stand your family? Or just can't stand Christmas? Then be part of the Monster Family and sing your holiday blues away with HLLYWD!

**WIR HABEN AN DIESEM ABEND ERST AB 22 UHR GEÖFFNET**

Eintritt: FREI
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MITTWOCH 25.12.13 -- ANTI-XMAS Continued with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 22 Uhr
 
Still hating xmas? KEEP SINGING THE HOLIDAY BLUES AWAY!

Eintritt:FREI
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DONNERSTAG 26.12.13 -- OH, HOLE-Y NIGHT with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

It's XXXMAS in the Hole! Come dressed as Slutty Santas or his Elf Concubines for free entry!

Dancefloor Karaoke with Svetlana Pall Mall! Let it snow!!

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FREITAG 27.12.13 -- OPEN STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY ab 22 Uhr

ALWAYS REMEMBER: MORE IS MORE!!
 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: "EHRMAGERD EERTS THERR ERRND ERF THERR YERRRRRR" (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

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SAMSTAG 28.12.13 -- OPEN STAGE with SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY ab 22 Uhr

Video may have killed the radio star, but karaoke revived the rock star!
 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: "EHRMAGERD EERTS THERR ERRND ERF THERR YERRRRRR" (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***


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SONNTAG 29.12.13 -- SWING TANZEN + LIQUID BRUNCH mit dem KÄPT'N ab 19:30

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Kick the evening off with a Swing Dance DJ Set from the KÄPT'N, followed by Open Stage Karaoke!! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICES BOXES from 7 - 10pm !

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MONTAG 30.12.13 -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping mit JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 22 Uhr

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DIENSTAG 31.12.13 -- DIE SINGENDE SILVESTER PARTY mit JOHNNY BALLANTINE und SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY ab 22 Uhr

Slip into the new year in song!!  Scotty Technology and Johnny will be teaming up to make your last minutes in 2013 and your first memories of 2014 unforgettable!

***WIR HABEN AN DIESEM ABEND ERST AB 22 UHR GEÖFFNET!***

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Mittwoch, 18. Dezember 2013

MAKING HISTORY!


MISS ARUBA & CLAIRE MEDIA Photo by Sutida Wetewig


We like making history here in the Ronsons! We've been known to do this from time to time, starting with being the first Karaoke Nightclub in Berlin (at least, in our unique form) and our ground-breaking repertoire of over 80,000 songs, a multitude of events, multi-faceted monthly program (not to mention our multi-sexual staff) and the list goes on and on! We proudly boast our ever-growing, ever more varied Monster Family - people from all walks of life, brought together and bound by SINGING!

And we're breaking Ronsons' history again these next couple of weeks, in that we're entering the longest Open Stage Marathon we've ever experienced: 13 days straight of Open Stage starting Thursday! No rest for your vocal chords until Wednesday 1.1.14 !! That is, of course, assuming you're not planning on renting a box on 1.1 :))

So if you've got no family - or just can't stand Christmas - we're open all through the holidays! Xmas with the Monsters - with open stage each night!


DONNERSTAG 19.12.13 --MISS ARUBA & CLAIRE MEDIA - LIVE @ GAYHOLE w/ HLLYWD ab 22 Uhr

MISS ARUBA AND CLAIRE MEDIA
are the all new chronic fem real Berlin-based Bass Beat Bitches with a musical concoction of Hip-Hop, Vouge , Juke, Footwork and Bitch beats combined with a hot and horny stage show!

MISS ARUBA AND CLAIRE MEDIA recently formed to create a duo that breaks away from the normal and traditional drag performers in Berlin, and to pay homage to beat and bass music with spitting Hip-Hop and slutty lyrics.

Before and after the show: DANCEFLOOR KARAOKE with HLLYWD!

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FREITAG 20.12.13 -- OPEN STAGE with HLLYWD ab 22 Uhr

AND THEN DAISUKE SAID: LET THERE BE SINGING. AND BOOZE. AND SWEAT.
 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: "I'm here to make history!" (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

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SAMSTAG 21.12.13 -- OPEN STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY ab 22 Uhr

Disco Disco Disco Ball, who's the fiercest of them all?
 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: "I'm here to make history!" (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

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SONNTAG 22.12.13 -- LIQUID BRUNCH with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 21 Uhr

KILL YOUR HANGOVER. Spend your Bloody Sunday with Bloody Marys, Johnny and the Monsters! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

Eintritt: FREI
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MONTAG 23.12.13 -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with CRAIG TEATIME ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!!
As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!!
The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with CRAIG TEATIME!

Eintritt: €3
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DIENSTAG 24.12.13 -- ANTI-XMAS with HLLYWD ab 22 Uhr

 Got no family? Can't stand your family? Or just can't stand Christmas? Then be part of the Monster Family and sing your holiday blues away with HLLYWD!

**WIR HABEN AN DIESEM ABEND ERST AB 22 UHR GEÖFFNET**


Eintritt: FREI
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MITTWOCH 25.12.13 -- ANTI-XMAS CONT'D with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 22 Uhr

Still hating xmas? KEEP SINGING THE HOLIDAY BLUES AWAY!


Eintritt: FREI
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Dienstag, 10. Dezember 2013

BOYS ÄSTHETIK!



Die Ronsons Bühne hat über die Jahre schon einiges erlebt: jede Menge krasse Rockers, wilde Punks, besoffene Bachelorettes, nackte Stags, aufrichtige Crooners, schüchterne Sweethearts, geile Bands, tanzende Nonnen, Drag Queens, Fierce Kings, John Cameron Mitchell, Peaches, und die geilste Performances von den heißesten Trannies der Hauptstadt. Und nun können wir der Liste was neues hinzufügen: diesen Donnerstag gibt's zum ersten mal Theater auf der Ronsons Bühne!

DONNERSTAG 12.12.13 -- boys ästhetik - Live @ gayhole w/ CRAIG TEATIME & SARAH ADORABLE ab 22 Uhr

boys ästhetik

Musiktheater mit Lukas Darnstädt / Christian Frosch / Florian Hein
Als Gast: Noam Brusilovsky

Drei Männer - oder solche die es werden sollten - musizieren, extrem, unmännlich, trotzdem, chauvinistisch? Eine Boygruppe vielleicht.
Eine Jungsclique, die sich gegenseitig und gemeinsam die Welt entdeckt.

Name ist Programm. Da lauern Fallen überall, und das muss so sein an diesem Abend.
Musik zelebrieren und Theater als Brücke zwischen Klang und Song sehen.
Es ist was es ist:
boys ästhetik.
Alles andere ist Detail.


Hier ein Preview von boys ästhetik im Ronsons: http://vimeo.com/81275160

Vor und nach dem Stück gibt es Dancefloor Karaoke mit CRAIG TEATIME, und zwischendurch Dark Wave Synth Pop mit SARAH ADORABLE!


* Das Theaterstück fängt kurz nach mitternacht an *

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FREITAG 13.12.13 -- OPEN STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY ab 22 Uhr

It's Friday the 13th, but don't freak - freak out!
 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: "Darf ich euch auf einen Schnaps einladen?" (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

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SAMSTAG 14.12.13 -- OPEN STAGE with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

Go Sveti, it's your birthday, we gon' party like it's your birthday!
 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: "Darf ich euch auf einen Schnaps einladen?" (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

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SONNTAG 15.12.13 -- LIQUID BRUNCH with SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY ab 21 Uhr

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Postpone it til Monday, unless you plan on Boxhopping... then postpone it til Tuesday! FREE ENTRY + HALF PRICE BOXES from 7-10 pm!

Eintritt: FREI
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MONTAG 16.12.13 -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with HLLYWD ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with HLLYWD!

Eintritt: €3
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DIENSTAG 17.12.13 -- BERLIN POP CHOIR WINTER PERFORMANCE + OPEN STAGE AFTERPARTY with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 21:30

Come enjoy the amazing sounds of Lyndsey Cockwell's fabulous Berlin Pop Choir!! Your favorite Pop Songs: Robyn, Rihanna, Bonnie Prince Billy, Oasis, Animal Collective, and many many more - sung acapella! After the show, sing on the OPEN STAGE with SVETLANA PALL MALL! FREE ENTRY!!
*** THERE WILL BE NO 2-4-1 DRINKS ON THIS EVENING DUE TO THE CONCERT ***

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Dienstag, 3. Dezember 2013

NEW SONGS & LIVE ROCK KARAOKE





FINALLY! The new songs are here and waiting in their karaoke boxes to be unleashed! We've gone through each and every one of your requests and gotten every song that we could, which were 75 new songs! You can find the complete list of new songs HERE.

Try out the new songs this Thursday at Gayhole with Johnny Ballantine, or Friday night with Sveti! 

And THIS SATURDAY (7.12) we've got some very special guests coming to the Ronsons -- LOONEY TUNEZ LIVE ROCK KARAOKE! From midnight to 2am you can sing with a LIVE ROCK BAND on the big stage! Bring out your inner rock star - everyone's got one! Before and after the Looney Tunez, it's open stage with Johnny!


DONNERSTAG 5.12.13 -- GAYHOLE with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 22 Uhr

The sleaziest karaoke party on the planet!

Darkroom Boxhopping and Dancefloor Karaoke with Gayhole's own Johnny Ballantine! Sing, Dance, and Screw!

Eintritt: €3


FREITAG 6.12.13 -- OPEN STAGE with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

It ain't over til the bearded lady sings!
 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: "It ain't over til the bearded lady sings!" (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

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SAMSTAG  7.12.13 -- LOONEY TUNEZ LIVE ROCK KARAOKE + OPEN STAGE with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 22 Uhr

Sing Karaoke on the big stage with a live band! LOONEY TUNEZ repertoire includes hits from Adele, Die Ärzte, Arctic Monkeys, Kings of Leon, Rage Against the Machine, Nirvana and many more!! Berlins schwitzendste Liverock Karaoke Band! Unverschämt laut und echt. Die Jungs haben nur Favourites in der Playlist – All Killer, NO FILLER! Live out your Rock Star Fantasies! Danach OPEN STAGE mit JOHNNY BALLANTINE!
 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: "It ain't over til the bearded lady sings!" (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

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 SONNTAG 8.12.13 -- LIQUID BRUNCH with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 21 Uhr

HANG YOUR KILLOVER! What? Sing on the Sunday Stage with Piunky! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

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MONTAG 9.12.13 --MultiSEXual BOXhopping with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with SVETLANA! 

Eintritt: €3
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Mittwoch, 27. November 2013

The Secret Lives of Karaoke Jockeys


It may seem like your KJs were born on the stage, incubated in a karaoke box, sung lullabies of Wonderwall and Zombie by a drunk Bachelorette Momma, weaned on Rock'n'Roll and Pop music, and have spent their whole lives working the mixer and reassuring people that their turn is coming up. This is true, but on top of that, the Ronson's KJ team have other tricks up their proverbial sleeves. Without giving anyone away, our team includes three rock stars, two filmmakers, a painter and folk singer, a farmer, a DJ / producer / muscian, a tattoo artist and a noise / performance / video artist. And one of our KJs is revealing his secret rockstar identity this Thursday at GAYHOLE! Here's a hint:



DONNERSTAG 28.11.13 -- GODMOTHER - LIVE @ GAYHOLE w/ MILENA VAN THOM ab 22 Uhr

GODMOTHER released their 7" single and music video for "These Things Take Time" in late October, and now after recent gigs with Peaches and JD Samson, the transgenre trio is taking the stage at GAYHOLE. Expect "oldies but newbies" laced with black humor, sexy swagger and seductive melodies that will worm their way into the depths of your ear canal, no lube required.

MILENA VAN THOM is making her debut in the hole! This Mistress Macabre will seduce you to the darker side of dancefloor karaoke!


+ On the big screen: ILAN YONA!

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FREITAG 29.11.13 -- OPEN STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY ab 22 Uhr

KARAOKE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS!
 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: "I PROMISE NOT TO SING WONDERWALL!" (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***
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SAMSTAG 30.11.13 -- OPEN STAGE with HLLYWD ab 22 Uhr

IS THAT A MIC IN YOUR HAND OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SING WITH ME?
 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: "I PROMISE NOT TO SING WONDERWALL!" (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

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SONNTAG 1.12.13 -- LIQUID BRUNCH with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 21 Uhr

KILL YE OLD HANGOVER! Come down easy with PUNKY and the Monster Family! FREE ENTRY + HALF PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

Eintritt: FREI
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MONTAG 2.12.13 -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY!

Eintritt: €3
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Dienstag, 19. November 2013

JESSIE EVANS!

Photo by Kael T. Block from Fleche d"or, Paris 

DONNERSTAG 21.11.13 -- GAYHOLE with JESSIE EVANS ab 22 Uhr
 
Wer sie noch nicht erlebt hat, hat was verpasst! Diesen Donnerstag kommt das großartige Feuerwerk wieder ins Ronsons, und zwar als DJ / KJ im Gayhole!

JESSIE EVANS is jet-setting mermaid with a big appetite!

She is currently finishing her second full length, a journey through the glitter mine of her soul.

In 2009 she released her first solo album "IS IT FIRE? " which ventured into an exotic world of rhythm, reaching from the flesh and beyond to a place where drums conjure up images of latin heroes Perez Prado, Yma Sumac, afro-beat, nu-no wave & a touch of Istanbul, saxophones like a flock of birds guide the traveler through familiar but unknown lands, an
d trumpets enter like parades of mariachi’s dancing down on Revolution St. It’s a world where you want to reach out to touch the face and arms of strangers, to realize the human form, desire, to be hunted and captured by your emotion.



And she's rocking the GAYHOLE this Thursday, 21.11 

+ We've begun screening indie / DIY porn in the hole! This Thursday, Johnny Ballantine will be screening his own very first porn video / porn collage entitled "Cephalopods"! Show the love! +

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FREITAG 22.11.13 -- OPEN STAGE with HLLYWD ab 22 Uhr

GLAMOR, SPARKLES, OPEN STAGE AND THE MASTER FADER IS HITTING RED: WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD, BITCHES!
 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Can I leave my inhibitions at the coatcheck? (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

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SAMSTAG 23.11.13 -- OPEN STAGE with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 22 Uhr

PLEASE LEAVE YOUR INHIBITIONS AT THE COATCHECK: IT'S FREE!
 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Can I leave my inhibitions at the coatcheck? (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

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SONNTAG 24.11.13 -- LIQUID BRUNCH + SWING TANZEN mit dem KÄPT'N ab 19:30

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Kick the evening off with a Swing Dance DJ Set from the KÄPT'N, followed by Open Stage Karaoke!! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICES BOXES from 7 - 10pm !

Eintritt: FREI


MONTAG 25.11.13 -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with JOHNNY BALLANTINE! 

Eintritt: €3


Mittwoch, 13. November 2013

Tips gegen Winter Blues!


Boaaaah Alter hat der Winter schnell und gnadenlos eingesetzt. Aber das ist eigentlich gar nicht so schlimm... erst ab Januar darf man sich drüber beschweren. Denn bis dahin ist festliche Stimmung angesagt! Hier ein kleines Preview von mehreren Gelegenheiten, die Winter Blues zu meiden:

14.11 ROMAN SHOWERS: Abject Identities and 'Queer' Survival Techniques #2: Crypsis vs. Aposematism 

21.11 JESSIE EVANS @ GAYHOLE: jet-setting mermaid with a big appetite!

28.11 GODMOTHER - LIVE! + MILENA VAN THOMs Debut in the hole!

7.12 LOONEY TUNEZ LIVE BAND KARAOKE: Sing on stage with a live band! + OPEN STAGE with JOHNNY BALLANTINE

12.12 BOYS ÄSTHETIK: LIVE MUSIK THEATER aus Leipzig + DJ SARAH ADORABLE + CRAIG TEATIME!

17.12 BERLIN POP CHOIR WINTER PERFORMANCE + OPEN STAGE AFTERPARTY with SVETLANA

19.12 MISS ARUBA & CLAIR MEDIA - LIVE!

24.12 - 25.12 ANTI-XMAS KARAOKE PARTY with HLLYWD & JOHNNY B

26.12 - OH HOLEY NIGHT with SVETLANA PALL MALL

31.12 DIE SINGENDE SILVESTER PARTY!


Und das Fest fängt schon diese Woche an mit:


DONNERSTAG 14.11.13 -- GAYHOLE with ROMAN SHOWERS:
Abject Identities and 'Queer' Survival Techniques #2: Crypsis vs. Aposematism ab 22 Uhr


ROMAN SHOWERS is back to stretch the hole to new dimensions! Chameleon surrealness, XXXTREME Exhibitionism, and Spectrophilia (aka ‘ghost fetish’)!

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FREITAG 15.11.13 -- OPEN STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY ab 22 Uhr

DISCO BALLS, TEQUILA, STROBE LIGHT, MICROPHONE: C'EST LA VIE!
 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Is that a microphone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

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SAMSTAG 16.11.13 -- OPEN STAGE with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

FLY LIKE PAPER, GET HIGH LIKE PLANES!
 ***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Is that a microphone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***
 
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SONNTAG 17.11.13 -- LIQUID BRUNCH with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 21 Uhr

KILL YOUR HANGOVER. DON'T PRAY TO THE PORCELAIN GOD - COME TO THE CHURCH OF KARAOKE! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm

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MONTAG 18.11.13 -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with SVETLANA PALL MALL! 


Eintritt: €3
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Mittwoch, 6. November 2013

MEET PUNKY.




Name: Punky Longstocking.

Place of birth: Papa's vagina.

Where does your KJ name come from? 

A cross between my pig-tailed heroinettes, Punky Brewster and Pippi Longstocking.

How can one bribe you to get pushed to the front? 

Smiles are worthless. Don't offer a drink, I already have one. Give me cash! Or a puff.

Your favorite day of the week to KJ in Ronsons: Multisexual Mondays!

Favorite song: "Tequila" by The Champs. There are only three words, and they're all the same word.

Song you hate the most: Anything from the Grease soundtrack.

Most memorable moment on the Ronsons stage:

Seeing an African-American dressed as a Native American singing country music to his Russian boyfriend.

Worst moment on the Ronsons stage: Realizing that I hate music.

Your advice to all Karaoke Monsters:

A good song does not necessarily mean a good karaoke song. For example, "Bohemian Rhapsody"—a musical masterpiece, but that's what makes it extremely hard to pull off. And you might enjoy thrash metal or broadway musicals at home, but in a party setting, they're instant mood killers.



DONNERSTAG 7.11.13 -- GAYHOLE w/ NIKOLAJ TANGE LANGE & HLLYWD ab 22 Uhr
SYNTH POP FOR A QUEER REVOLUTION WITH NIKOLAJ TANGE LANGE
+
FIERCE AND FABULOUS UNCHAINED KARAOKE GLAMOR with HLLYWD
=
CANCEL THAT APPOINTMENT FRIDAY MORNING, HONEY!

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FREITAG 8.11.13 -- OPEN STAGE with SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY ab 22 Uhr

FOR THAT HI-FI KARAOKE YOU'VE BEEN CRAVING!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Als Passwort muss man folgende Frage beantworten: Was ist Punky's Lieblingssong?  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

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SAMSTAG 9.11.13 -- OPEN STAGE with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

SHOW ME YOUR DISCO BALLS!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: Als Passwort muss man folgende Frage beantworten: Was ist Punky's Lieblingssong?  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

Eintritt: €5
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SONNTAG 10.11.13 -- LIQUID BRUNCH with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 21 Uhr

KILL YOUR HANGOVER with a Bloody Mary and some Rock'n'Roll! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pmEintritt: FREI
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MONTAG 11.11.13 -- MultSEXual BOXhopping with SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY ab 22 Uhr

 
Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms! 

There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with SCOTTY TECHNOLOGY!

Eintritt: €3
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Mittwoch, 30. Oktober 2013

HOLEOWEEN!


Join us for an EPIC GAYHOLE this Halloween: HOLE-O-WEEN! Donnerstag 31.10 ab 22 Uhr!

featuring EAT LIPSTICK - LIVE!

Hostesses ANITA DRINK & HLLYWD!

DJ THE SHREDDER
KJ HLLYWD

PUMPKIN CARVING with JOHNNY BALLANTINE
CABARET in the PIANO LOUNGE with SHO MO the BEARDED
DARKROOM KARAOKE

PRIZES for BEST COSTUME

BETTER PRIZES for the PRETTIEST ASSHOLE
in the PRETTIEST ASSHOLE CONTEST!

Halloween just got HOLE-Y!



DONNERSTAG 31.10.13 -- HOLE-O-WEEN! ab 22 Uhr

Eintritt: €3



FREITAG 1.11.13 -- OPEN STAGE with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

SEX. ON. LEGS.
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: "Halloween just got Hole-y!"  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

Eintritt: €5
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SAMSTAG 2.11.13 -- OPEN STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY ab 22 Uhr

Life's a cabaret, bitches!
***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: "Halloween just got Hole-y!"  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***

Eintritt: €5
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SONNTAG 3.11.13 -- LIQUID BRUNCH with JOHNNY BALLANTINE ab 21 Uhr

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Put the hair back on the dog and SING! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7-10pm!

Eintritt: FREI
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MONTAG 4.11.13 -- MultiSEXual BOXhopping with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms! 
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge PUNKY LONGSTOCKING!

Eintritt: €3
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Dienstag, 22. Oktober 2013

PORN WEEK!

LOLA PROMILLA © Sina Uhlenbrock

It's PORN week! The Porn Film Festival begins tomorrow (23.10) and runs through Sunday (27.10), and the Annual Porn Film Festival Party is happening THIS SATURDAY at Ronsons! This year's party features a sexxxy lineup of incredible DJs, artists, and performers - (see info below) - and if that's not porno enough, we're having a little warm-up party at this Thursday's Gayhole, with VJ MARIT ÖSTBERG delivering scintillating visuals alongside dancefloor karaoke with SVETLANA PALL MALL, plus a very special live performance by RADIO MUSIK (NYC)!!

 RADIO MUSIK

The party at Monster Ronson’s Ichiban Karaoke promises yet again to bedazzle you with a fabulous program, with DJs Joey Hansom, DJ Softail and MORE!

Berlin’s QueerRiotClub has put together an exciting burlesque queer show for us this year. Amongst the performers will be BayBjane and Cybersissy, who are featured in the film "ONE ZERO ONE: THE STORY OF CYBERSISSY & BAYBJANE" by Tim Lienhard, screening at this year’s Porn Film Festival!

QueerRiotClub is an open collective of artists stemming from different niches of the queer scene, who will be delivering their very own definition of queer life and queer rebellion on the Porn Film Festival stage. A show full of controversies and diversity, presented by Maria Psycho aka Marcus Wolff, the mastermind behind QueerRiotClub and a freak/crossinggender performer.

This year’s performers are:

Rosebutt

Billy Rosebutt is a contemporary choreographer/dancer and queer burlesque performer, working on and questioning representations of sexuality. Tonight’s theme is Porn/QueerRiot.

König Timmi

A queer naked/porn acrobat, dancer and nude model who will be presenting a performance together with Billy Rosebutt.

Lola Promilla

A member of the legendary Berlin burlesque group "The Teaserettes", the very group that brought the Burlesque Comedy a Go-Go to Germany.

Tristan Rehbold

A queer balllet dancer, freak performer and club kid, who will be presenting us his own version of bloody virgin innocence with "Bloody White Swan".

Dieter Rita Scholl has been living in her own sexuality her whole life, as an activist queen in the early 70s, as the muse of Rio Reiser and nowadays as a chanson diva. She will be presenting us with her auto-erotic definition of porn.

BayBjane & Cybersissy

BayBjane is the tiniest drag queen in the world and together with her partner Cybersissy they are two of the most notorious club kids of our time.

KAy Garnellen & Sadie Lune

The two international SM/bondage performers, focusing on trans performance, will be showing us their definition of Porn/QueerRiot.

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DONNERSTAG 24.10.13 -- RADIO MUSIK - LIVE @ GAYHOLE + SVETLANA + MARIT ÖSTBERG ab 22 Uhr

DANCE-POP SENSATION RADIO MUSIK IS COMING ALL THE WAY FROM NEW YORK CITY TO STRETCH THE GAYHOLE WITH A SCINTILLATING LIVE SHOW!! PERSPIRATION GUARANTEED!!
Inspired by unabashed pop icons, choreographers, night clubbing, and dance music, Radio Musik is an NYC-based singer/songwriter creating a personal mix of electro dance beats mixed with vocals all put through a Pop filter.

BEFORE AND AFTER THE PERFORMANCE, SING IN THE THURSGAY LOUNGE WITH SVETLANA PALL MALL!!

OR IN THE DARKROOM WITH FRIENDS AND STRANGERS!!

+VJ MARIT ÖSTBERG WILL BE DELIVERING SEXXXY PORNOGRAPHIC VISUALS ON THE BIG SCREEN ALL NIGHT!!

Eintritt: €3



FREITAG 25.10.13 -- OPEN STAGE with FENEK SÉLAVY ab 22 Uhr 

ALL GOOD THINGS BEGIN WITH F: FRIDAY, FENEK, FUN..... USE YOUR IMAGINATION! 
***FR: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro) bis 1 UHR GÜLTIG: "DUDE YOU'RE SO PORNO!"  (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***
Eintritt: €5
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SAMSTAG 26.10.13 -- THE GREAT ANNUAL PORN FILM FESTIVAL PARTY ab 23 Uhr 

The party at Monster Ronson’s Ichiban Karaoke promises yet again to bedazzle you with a fabulous program, with DJs Joey Hansom, DJ Softail and MORE! (see above)

Eintritt: €5
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SONNTAG 27.10.13 SWING TANZEN + LIQUID BRUNCH mit dem KÄPT'N ab 19:30

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Kick the evening off with a Swing Dance DJ Set from the KÄPT'N, followed by Open Stage Karaoke!! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICES BOXES from 7 - 10pm !

Eintritt: FREI
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MONTAG 28.10.13 MultiSEXual BOXhopping with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

Flatrate Singing all night long! Pay 3 euros and conquer all karaoke rooms!
There are no private boxes on monday, all cabins become a public domain for all kinds of singers, all kind of genders!!! As always everyone is welcome, homos, heteros, queers and trans!! The entrance fee includes karaoke in our lounge with SVETLANA PALL MALL! 

Eintritt: €3
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