Montag, 28. Juni 2010

off my feet.... STILL FUSSBALL FREI! wir geben nicht ein!

It's been a while since I wrote about the happenings in Ronson's Karaokeworld. Sorry about that kids, I've been feeling a bit under the weather..... so under the weather in fact that I have unfortunatly had to cancel my Karaoke night at the SCHWUZ on WEDNESDAY.  BUT... no worries, THE SHOW MUST GO ON! our good friend and associate DIESELKARAOKE will be taking over for me. I hope to be back on my feet again real soon, and promise to write more!

The Ronson's is still a FUSSBALL FREIE ZONE. We will not be showing any sort of soccer games on any days. Don't ask me to get started about everything I HATE ABOUT WM 2010 or FIFA in general.... just be glad I offer this special asylum for you during these difficult times. ALL KARAOKE BOXES ARE HALF PRICE during all WM Soccer games. Collect 3 yellow stripes from flags and get a free hour in a box! We have already received many! thank you for participating! For contest/angebot details, see our FACEBOOK or YOUTUBE instructions. 

FETE DE LA MUSIK was a great night. Everytime I see COPY & PASTE I am a bigger fan. They want to be the Swiss selection for EUROVISION 2011, and are promised an equal chance if you go to facebook and become their fan. I think at this point they only need 9,652 more fans! I love Fete de la Music in Ronson's, it is such a family tradition. There is a lot of preparation and time spent given to make sure all the artists (who perform for FREE) are taken special care of. Our lunch/dinner buffet is always to die for! Thanks as always to HELENE HURT and JAIN THE BRAIN!

this week in ronsons:
first and foremost:
NO FUSSBALL!!!!!

Mo: Mary & the Baby Cheese at midnight. secret robot lover dj set
Dien. 21.30 POP CHOIR presentation. Come see what the pop choir has been preparing for the last 5 weeks!
Mitt. half price boxes till 22
Fri. PAULO CHINATOWN and THE LOVER'S DANCERS UNION disco
Sat. DING DONG gives you an overload of POP AND CLASSICS!
Sun. sing live on stage mit MARILYN MONGOL

Thanks for reading this far and caring! Just for that, the password for free entry for you and all your friends is, "ICH TAUSCHE MEIN DEUTSCHLAND FAHNE GEGEN EIN ALKOHOL FAHNE", and that is really what needs to happen!

Mittwoch, 16. Juni 2010

Ronson's, das FUßBALL FREIE ZONE!

WICHTIGE INFOS-RUNTERSCROLLEN FÜR DEUTSCH!

Ronson's is suffering from Soccer Fever. Are there also people out there who do not have World Cup fever? Are there people out there that also find Soccer completely uninteresting? Also during the World Cup? If you feel the same, then you are at the right place in the Ronson's! During every World Cup game, we will offer SINGING FOR HALF PRICE! All boxes half price. Actually, I wish the whole city was a football free zone! You can help! Bring 3 yellow stripes cut out from Germany flags and receive 1 hour for free in a karaoke box (a 12 euro savings!). Be sure to check out my instructional video on youtube.

Ronson's leidet schwer unter fussball fieber. Gibt es auch menschen, die kein WM fieber haben? Menschen, die wie ich Fussball total uninteressant finden, auch während die WM? Dann seid ihr bei mir richtig! Ab sofort bieten wir während jeder WM spiel KABINEN ZUR HALBEN PREIS an. Am liebsten hätte ich gern die ganze Stadt Fussball frei. Sie können auch mitwirken! Bringen Sie 3 gelbe streifen von ein Deutschland Flagge ausgeschnitten, bekommen Sie 1 stunde umsonst in ein kabine! (ein 12 euro ersparniss!).

Mittwoch, 9. Juni 2010

TRASH HUMPERS coming & ROCKBAND weekend

Tomorrow we will begin pre-selling tickets for TRASH HUMPERS, the new film from HARMONY KORINE. It will be shown on 17.6 and 18.6. He is well known for writing the screenplay KIDS and for his films JULIEN DONKEY-BOY and GUMMO. This is the first time this movie will be show in Germany, and for whatever strange reasons, will not be in any theaters in Germany, so it's a MONSTER RONSON exclusive! Tickets are 10 euros, we will start promply at 9pm. The price includes the afterparty with (on 17.6) STEFAN DREHER (from the band BLUE IN THE FACE) and (18.6) DOLBY ANOL. See it now, or wait to see it on video, if it even comes out on video in Europe!

This weekend is a big singing weekend in Ronson's. On Friday it is karaoke with MARILYN MONGOL and on Saturday MONSTER RONSON will be your kj. All weekend we have ROCKBAND II in the smoking lounge. Imagine the year is 2010 and you step onto the Star Trek holodeck and say you wanna be a rockstar. At this point in time, this is the game you would get! Nothing closer to that rockstar feeling than playing rockband.

By the way, I saw a guy walking down the street with a t-shirt that said, "karaoke war gestern". Does that mean he had a great time in the karaoke bar last night and now has a headache? Or does it mean he thinks karaoke is over? Well, here is the good news.... karaoke is not a fashion, it is here to stay! Just think about it.... karaoke was invented in (opinions differ on the exact year) 1982 and since then it has only grown in popularity. Everyone who tries it gets addicted. So, the password for free entry on friday and saturday is, "1982 forever!" This password is does not apply to bachellor or bachelorettes!!!!! also, nochmal auf deutsch, passwort nicht gultig für junggesellen/in parties!!!! Volle preis für euch. Wir wissen wer du bist :-).

Donnerstag, 3. Juni 2010

BOYS AND MEN are what the pop choir needs!

The pop choir last tuesday was a success! I must say though, not easy! Old man Ronson had a difficult time standing on his feet for the entire lesson, but we certainly made progress, and WE SOUND GREAT! The pop choir meets every tuesday from 19.30 till 21. Concert date is on 29th of June at 21.30. But for all you single men, the pop Choir is a great place to meet women! There is an unproportional amount! And for all you gay guys.... yup, there are even a few of those at the pop choir!

So, its a singing weekend in Ronson's. As always a password for all you dedicated blog readers for free entry. Say ,"Im here to drink tequila!" at the door and enjoy free entry all night this Friday or Saturday.

More to come!

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