Arschloch karte....

Its not very often I complain about guests, but today is the day. Last night was 2 for 1 drinks. Lotsa cocktails being made, we had a full house after the pop choir. I saw Alice and Daniel shaking their asses off to make you all cocktails... at deep discounted prices! And what did they have to show for it? 7 euros tip to share at the end of the night!

I just have one thing to say. SHARE THE WEALTH you fools! If you are getting 2 FOR 1 drinks, shaken, stirred, up, or on the rocks, made by a professional, LEAVE A FREAKING TIP! Despite what your travel tourist book may tell you, TIPPING IS CUSTOMARY in the town! I suggest 10 percent, but anything is appreciated.

Thats it. I hope I have better news for you tomorrow.